Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 June 1884 — The Little White Card. [ARTICLE]

The Little White Card.

A very small Card stepped into a restaurant. “Do yon want to make money hand over fist?” “Of course I do,” replied the restaurateur. “Well, then, you hire mei 1 ” “What can a little Card like yon do?” “There’s a female seminary right over there, isn’t there ?” “Yes.” “And all the girls have fellows, haven’t they ?” “I believe so.” “And they walk up and down this street most every night, don’t they ?” “Nearly every night” “Well, you just print ‘lce Cream’ on me, and let me stand in your window.” “But you’re altogether too small, my little fellow. Why the young men never would see you. ” “What o’ that ? The girls would call their attention io me. The girls would find me if I weren’| big enough for a young man to see with a microscope.” —Chicago News.