Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 June 1884 — Page 3

It Made Him Suspicious.

“You never rode a genuine bucking mustang, did you?” inquired a gentleman who had just returned from a Western trip. “Of course not Yau ought to indulge in the luxury. It iai a luxury to an Eastern man, because therfe ate so few who can, or have any of it. It is hilarious and delightfully sensational in the extreme. I tried it white I was up at Blackhawk, about 30 miles up among the mountains west of Denver. I wouldn’t take $lO for my experience, and you can bet your sweet life money wouldn’t tempt me to experience it again. You see the boys wanted to show me about the hills and mountains, and in order to givh me the full benefit it was decided that we go horseback. Well, the boys are satisfied that I got a full benefit, anyway. Now, I always thought I was a good judge of horse-flesh. lam in any other section of the country than out there. The rare atmosphere of that country makes a man lose all confidence in his judgment, especially if he has relied upon it as to distance, and started out oh what he thought was a half an hour’s walk, to find that to make the distance, in twenty-four hours, with a good team of horses, would be making rapid time. Well, as deceptive as your judgment may be in distances, it is not, under any circumstances, to be depended upon to pass an opinion, mental or otherwise, on a horse. Why, hang it, an Eastern man hasn’t any confidence left to depend on after a week’s sojourn in that country. When the boys brought the horses around in front of the hotel, I couldn’t help but notice one of the lot, which seemed born to lead funeral processions, or else given to deep thought on things other than those which a horse is supposed to think about. All thought of racing, jumping, and squealing, which seemed to occupy the minds of his half-dozen fellow-horses, didn’t seem to have any place in his_ brain. No, he was not of that order. I heard one of the boys call him ‘ Deacon,’ and that settled it. That was the horse I would ride. I got onto him, and he started off all right; but, now I come to think about it, there was an unusual interest taken in me and that horse the moment I said I would ride him. We had gone, may ho, half a block, when we began to canter. I then noticed that my horse had something on his mind; or. as it now seems, on his -back, which he seemed to want to be relieved of; but, before T’could determine what to do about it, I had been about four feet up in the air, landed again in the saddle, began to see comets by the million, was up in the air again, landed again, and bit my tongue, and then the darned beast seemed to have an idea that I wanted him to waltz. I never took such a whirl in all my born days. He waltzed around about a dozen times, and then made a most peculiar movement—jumped off all four feet, landed in the road with his feet drawn together, and his back humped up worse than a camei’s. I didn’t land in the saddle this time, as before, but somehow—-I don’t exactly remember how it was done—l found myself sitting in the road. I think I must have sunk the back of my pants about two feet right into the solid earth, so unexpected was the meeting. When I fully realized that I had changed base, I turned to look for my horse, and there he stood, with his nose within a foot of me, looking as solemn and uninterested as a Chinese laundryman. What about my companions? Well, they were all doubled up with cramps, I should judge by their looks; but by the noise they made, I think they must have seen something funny to laugh at. I wasn’t discouraged, but I don’t believe I’ll ever have another attack of dyspepsia. If ever a man’s stomach gets out o’ kilter, a bucking horse will shake everyback into place. Well, I was bound to ride that horse or die in the attempt. I remounted, and before I was fairly seated in the saddle away he went licketylane, my coat-tails sticking out so you could play chess on them if you could have kept up with us, when he came to a ditch. This he jumped, then he went over a fence into a man’s barn-yard, about a mile from where we started, and dumped me again by suddenly stopping without giving me notice of hrs intentions. Now you know as well as I that that was taking advantage of me, a stranger; and, not being used to the customs of the country, I went right on over the horse’s head, and lit on the ground in such a peculiar manner as to fresco my face and rake every button off my vest. That settled it. I didn’t want to ride horseback any more that day, and ever after that I was as suspicious of every sober-looking horse or pious-looking mule that I met in Colorado. Why, a pious-looking man couldn’t enjoy my company. I was so darned ’fraid he’d get excited and buck and do some damage I couldn’t be agreeable.” When asked if he would recommend horseback riding as an exercise, he said: “Walk if you are able; if not, don’t ride.”— Pick’s Sun.

Regularity of Habit.

One of the most difficult "of all the minor habits to acquire is that of regularity. It ranks with that of order. “A place for everything and everything in its place” is not more important than “a time for all things and everything on time.” The natural inclination of most persons is to defer until the last possible moment, or to put off till another time where this can possibly be done. Yet habits of regularity contribute largely to the ease and comfort of life. A person can multiply his efficiency by it. We know persons who have a multitude of duties, and who perform a vast deal of work daily, who set apart certain hours for given duties, and are there at the moment and attend rigidly to what is in hand. This done and other engagements are met, each in order, and a vast deal accomplished, not by strained exertion but by regularity. The mind can be so trained to this that at certain hours in the day it will turn to a particular line of duty, and at other hours to other and different labors. The very diversity is restful, when attended to in regular order. But let these be run together, and the duties mixed, and what before was easy is now annoying and oppressive. And the exact dilerence between is just at this point. There are those 'who

confuse and rush and attempt to do several things at once and accomplish little, while another will quietly proceed from one duty to another, and easily accomplish a vast amount of work. The difference is not in the capacity of the two, but in the regular methods of one, as compared with the irregular and confused habits of the other. — Philadelphia Call.

Machine Education.

We hear much of the bad effects of machine politics, but it is questionable if the effects of machine education are not far worse. By machine education, we mean the rigid, mechanical, lawestablished routine applied to great multitudes of children, of all conceivable sorts, who are got together in large establishments and submitted to operations that go under the name of mental education. Machine education is of the very lowest sort, and the best that can be said of it is, that it is barely better than nothing at all. The worst difficulty is that it is not capable of improvement. The method itself is radically false, so that the improvement of it makes it worse. At the same it borrows influence from its enormous extension and the authority by which it is enforced. The education factories run in series, each has a complex grading, and the different institutions are intimately belted with each other, and all driven by the motive power of legislation. As might be expected, the whole system is run wittr a view to popular effect, which'is necessarily fatal to the best results.— Popular Science Monthly.

Sleigh-Bells.

How many boys and girls know how sleigh-bells are made? How do you think the iron ball gets inside the bell ? It is too big to be put through the holes inrthe bell, and yet it is inside. How did it get there ? This little iron ball is called “the jinglet.” When you shake the sleighbell it jingles. When the horse trots the bells jingle, jingle, jingle. In making the bell, this jingle is put inside a little ball of mud, just the shape of the inside of the bell. Then a mold is made just the shape of the outside of the bell. This mud ball, with the jinglet inside, is placed in the mold of the outside, and the melted metal is poured in, which fills up the space between the mud ball and the mold. When the mold is taken off, you see a sleigh-bell, but it will not ring, as it is full of dirt. The hot metal dries the dirt that the ball is made of, so it can all be shaken out. After the dirt is all shaken out of the holes in the bell, the little iron jinglet will still be in the bell, and it will ring right. It took a good many years to think out how to make a sleigh-bell.—Popu-lar Science Monthly.

Hunting with Belled Dogs.

I hunted with an Englishman, in Michigan, once, who put bells on his dogs when he went woodcock-hunting; when the dogs got into thick covert, he could trace their course by the sound of the bells, and whenever the tinkling ceased, he knew they were pointing birds. He told me that one day he went out to a woodcock covert with a belled dog, and after following the sound back and forth and around and around m the tangled growth, suddenly the tinkling ceased. Very much pleased, he went to the spot expecting to flush a bird, but he could find neither his dog nor any woodcock. Long and patiently he tramped about the spot, to no purpose. Then he called his dog; it did not come. Here was a mystery. Could it be possible that his dog had fallen dead in some dense clump of the covert ? He called until he was hoarse, and finally went Lack to camp, tired and mystified. And there lay his dog at the tent door, dozing in the sun. It had lost the bell!— Maurice Thompson, in St. Nich oTas.

A Few Answers.

“What is a sage?” “A sage, my son, is a wise man who knows exactly when to buy or sell stocks. We bury about a dozen per month in this country, but the supply still equals the.demand.” “What is a successful financier?” “Why, a man who scoops $3,000,000 out of the bank he runs, and drops the sugar in Wall street.” “What is a philosopher?” “He is a chap who loses his wife’s money in buying silver stock, but increases his own by taking a deal in pork.” “What is a financial prophet?” “He is a gentleman who states to an interviewer on Wednesday that the times are prosperous and business solid, and on Thursday fails for seven or eight million dollars.”— Wall Street News.

Extinguishing Fire with Steam.

A German contemporary says the introduction of steam in inclosed spaces for the purpose of extinguishing fires has been successfully tested in Berlin. The owner of a steel-pen factory in that city, in consequence of frequent outbreaks of fire in the drying-rooms, had steam-pipes placed in three of the rooms, shut off by short soldered pipes of an easily flowing alloy of lead and tin, arranged to work automatically. One day a hissing noise made the fireman aware that one of these appliances was brought into action, and it was found on examination that the contents of the drying-room had become ignited, but that the steam set free had extinguished the fire before it could spread. Had Not Yet Affected His Conscience. Mr. Sugarsand, the grocer, happened to look down in'the cellar, and he espied Jumpup Tabaferro, his porter, surrounding a glass of $lB-a-gallon brandy. “What.are you doing there, Jumpup?” inquired Mr? Sugarsand, sharply. “Look yere, w’ite man,” replied Mr. Taliaferro, shaking his head, “Doan’ you ’cuse me er stealin* yo* brandy. I ain’ teched hit” • Mr.. Sugarsand now understands a guilty conscience.—Hash. Hatchet Wx are only the echoes of those who have passed before us.

A Trick on a Spider.

A great many years ago, a prisoner of state, who was allowed to, cheer the solitude of his dungeon by playing on his flute, discovered after a while that, every time he played, a great Humber of spiders gathered about him. Since then, the liking of spiders for music has been proved. I myself had often wished to play for a spider audiehce, but I was not well enough acquainted with any musical instrument to coax a tune out of it. r A scientific gentleman of Europe gave me a valuable hint by an experiment of his own. He used a tuning fork. Now I can play a tuning-fork as well as anybody. I procured a tuningfork, and then sought out a spider. I found a handsome, brand-new web, and though I did not see Mistress Epeira, I knew she must be at home. Epiera diadema is her full name, though most persons nail her a garden spider. It is she who makes those beautiful, wheellike webs which festoon the rose-bushes and trees. As I have said, Madame Spider was not visible. I knew, however, she must be in her gossamer parlor, which is attached to her web. Here was a good chance to try tuningfork music. I rapped the fork on a stone, and in a moment a soft, melodious hum filled the air. I touched one of the spokes of the web with the fork. On the instant, Madame flew out of her parlor in great haste, hesitated a moment at the outer edge of the web, and then, instead of going straight to the tuning-fork, ran to the very center of Jhe web. - ■■■ When there, she quickly caught hold of each of the spokes one after the other, and gave it a little tug, as a boy does his fishing-line to see if a fish is hooked. Each was passed by until she came to the spoke upon which the tuning-fork rested. There she stopped, and it was easy to see she was excited. She gave the whole web a shake; then tugged at the spoke again. “Hum-m-m-m” still sang the fork, rather faintly now, however.

Madame was satisfied. Her mind was made up. Down she darted and caught the end of the fork in her arms. She tried to bite into the hard metal, and at the same time she spun a web of silk around and around the two prongs, which by this time had ceased vibrating. I pulled the fork away, and Madame Epeira retired in disappointment to the center of the web. But if she was disappointed, so was I, for I was satisfied that it was not the music of the fork that had attracted her. Unfortunately, it altogether too probable that she mistook the hum of the fork for the buzz of a fly—a sort of music’no doubt very sweet to her. Time after time I repeated the experiment with the fork, touching in turn each spoke of the web, and each time Madam Spider was deluded into trying to capture the tuning-fork. It was odd that she did not learn wisdom by repeated disappointment.— John E. Coryell, in St. Nicholas.

Moll Davis of the Dragoons.

She joined the Second Scots Grays, then Lord Hay’s Dragoons, and in 1695 was present at the siege of Namur. After the peace of Ryswick the regiment was reduced, and she received her discharge. Making her way to Dublin she found that none of her friends recognized her, and, being unable to support, did not claim her children or make herself known. On the rebreaking out of the war she re-enlisted in her old dragoon corps and fought at Nimequen, at the siege bf Venloo, and at Liege, In the second attack at Schellenberg she was shot in the hip, but the ball was never extracted. While she was in the hospital her sex was more than once in great danger of discovery. After the battle of Blenheim, being appointed guard over some prisoners, for the first lame since her departure from Dublin she saw her husbandmaking love to a Dutchwoman! She found he was serving in Orkney’s Regiment and made herself known to him, reproaching him with faithlessness, but freely forgiving him and telling his comrades that she was his brother. On the termination of the war she gave him a piece of gold, and, declining to resume her character as a woman and a wife, hade him adieu. An odd incident in her career was being compelled to pay for the support of an infant of which she was pronounced the father! In Holland more than one girl fell in love with “the pretty dragoon,” as her comrades called her. At last, at tha battle of Ramillies, and just at its close, her skull being fractured by a ball, her sex was discovered. She was trepanned, and in ten weeks had recovered, but she was not allowed to resume her male costume. Lord John Hay promised that she would never want. Brigadier Preston bought her a handsome silk gown. She' was induced to receive her husband back, the ceremony was re-enacted, and all the officers of her regiment were present at a very merry, frolicsome wedding-feast, every man present laughingly giving a kiss to the martial bride, and the practice of “throwing the stocking” was not omitted.— London Society.

The Little White Card.

A very small Card stepped into a restaurant. “Do yon want to make money hand over fist?” “Of course I do,” replied the restaurateur. “Well, then, you hire mei 1 ” “What can a little Card like yon do?” “There’s a female seminary right over there, isn’t there ?” “Yes.” “And all the girls have fellows, haven’t they ?” “I believe so.” “And they walk up and down this street most every night, don’t they ?” “Nearly every night” “Well, you just print ‘lce Cream’ on me, and let me stand in your window.” “But you’re altogether too small, my little fellow. Why the young men never would see you. ” “What o’ that ? The girls would call their attention io me. The girls would find me if I weren’| big enough for a young man to see with a microscope.” —Chicago News.

A Complexionist.

Strolling up town a reporter had his attention attracted by the sign “Complexionist,” which was hanging over the door of an inoffensive-looking dwellinghouse. Wondering what under the sun -A complexionist might be, he wandered in to satisfy his curiosity. A French lady of medium height and with charming conversational powers received him in a small room fitted up in a style that might indicate at first sight either a drug store or a hair-dresser’s saloon. “A complexionist,” said the lady in answer to the reporter’s interrogation, "is one who makes a study of the human skin and takes charge of the customer’s complexion. ” ’ “But surely there are not many who ” “Oh! yes; there are hundreds of the fair sex who come here during the gay season to be made up or to have the skin treated with delicate washes to prevent the btid effects of gas, heat, and late hours. But young ladies are not the only ones treated; men—voung and old—are often found witfiin these walls.” “What is your usual mode of treatment ?” “That depends on the complexion; if it is merely to be preserved, we advise a little careful dieting and bathing in elder-flower water. Not a particle of fat must be taken, as it injures the polish of the skin. Here is a prescription that will clean the complexion in a very short time: A~ tablespoonful of sulphur taken every other morning for a week, then omitted for three mornings and taken again. A mixture of powdered brimstone or diluted glycerine should be’rubbed on the face at night, and washed off in the morning with soap and water in which there is a little ammonia. Washing the face in spirits of camphor, glycerine, and ammonia is also very good, and various other methods are resorted to for this end.”— New York Mail and Express, a

“It Vhas Ompossible.”

A Cincinnati dealer in clothing was standing on the depot platform at Hamilton, when the north bound train came in. A passenger whom ho knew had his head out of a coach window, and was asked the news. “Fire in the ci y last night,” he replied. “Vhas dot so? "Who vas purned oudt?” “Whv, the fire was in your store.” “No!” “So I heard ’em saying, and also that it was set on fire.” “My frendt,” remarked the clothier, as he brushed the ashes off his cigar, “dot vhos ompossible. My shtock vhas valued at $7,000 and my insurance vhas only $9,000! Dot fire must have been a mile away!” The condition known by physicians asHoating kidney—meaning a kidney which has become loosened from its proper attachments and goes floating about the abdomen, being found in places where it does not belong—is rather rare. But a physician who had made a study of such cases attributes the most of them to tight lacing. This is, of course, one as the most serious results that may follow this prevalent folly of fashion; but probably where one woman is so seriously injured a thousand have some less important impairment of health due to the same cause. — Dr. Foote’s Health Monthly. A writer on the emotions of infants says curiosity shows itself the minute a child begins to take interest in other things besides its food; and when, though it carries everything to its mouth, it does so merely because the tongue is the finest as well as the most exercised organ of touch. At this stage the child handles things, looks at them closely r pulls them to pieces, and so in playing instructs himself. —Ar RKMEDV- that has a neverfailing cure for scrofula and all nervous disorders must quickly cure less terrible blood dißeases. Dr. Guysott’s Ye.low Dock and Sarsaparilla Is B.ch a perfect blood purifier and strengthener of bodily functions, that it cures the above diseases eveti when Hot Springs and all other treatment has failed. Kemetnler, it is absolutely free from mineral poisons, and will not injure the most delicate constitutiou. Its use will make you feel buoyant, strong, and well, and Will rid your system of all blood imparities and every internal and external indication of disease. Parisian shoemakers may not be doctors, but they know how to make French heels. This is a tough puu, but we are writing “on space” just now.

Don’t You Do It.

Don't suffer any longer with the pains and aches of Rheumatism, which make life a burden to you. Relief, speedy and permanent can be procured at the nearest drug store, in the iorm of Kidnev’-WOrt. Elbridge Malcolm, of West Bath, Me., says: “I was com-, pietely prostrated with Kheuma'ism and Kidney troubles and wasnotexpected to recover. The first dose of Kidney-Wort helped me. Six doses put me on my feet, it has now entirely cured me, and I have had no trouble since.” Some people are very stupid about jokes. A man who sits down on a bent pin may not care to see the point, but be is bound to admitlt.

Horsford’s Acid Phosphate.

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A Cure of Pneumonia.

Mr. D. IL Barnaby, of Owego, N. Y., says that bis daughter was taken with a violent cold which terminated with pneumonia, and all the best physicians gave the case up and said she could live but A few hours at most. She was in this condition when a friend recommended Ur. Wm.-Hall’s Balsam for. the Lungs, and advised t/er to try it. ShO| accepted it as a last resort, and was surprised to find that ft produced a marked change for the better, and by persevering in its use a cure was effected.

“Put up” at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low price of S 3 and $2.50 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This far-famed hotel is located in the center of the city, only one block from the Union DepotElevator; all appointments first-class. s H. W. Ho.yt, Proprietor.

A Wonderful Substance.

The results which are attending the administration by Drs. Starkey 4 Palen. 1108 Girard st.. I’hila., of their vitalizing remedy for chronic diseases, give new surpr.ses to patients and physicians every day, If you have any ailment about which you are* concerned, write for information about their treatment, it will be promptly sent.

Deserving of Confidence.

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