Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 June 1884 — A Fond Parent of Cincinnati. [ARTICLE]

A Fond Parent of Cincinnati.

“How do yon like your new boarding school, Larry?” asked a wealthy pork-packer of his son, who had just come home for the summer vacation. “Bully, pop.” “That’s good,” added the old man. “Eddication comes high these days, Larry ; bnt it’s all the style, and I’m glad I’ve got the money to give it to yon. You’re gettin’ on, I reckon, as well as the rest of the boys, ain’t yer?” “Bet yer life, pop; I used np two bicycles in three mouths.” — Brooklyn Eagle. , If you are troubled with aores, aches, paint, and general weakness dr the various bodily luunions, don’t be dodeivedby the advertisements of bittersjt.dney medicines, etc., whose certibcates of pretended cures are often paid for. Pat your trust in that ample remedy called Dr. Guysoit’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. It will cure you by purifying the blood and Strengthening the weak portions of your body. You will also find it very refreshing to the brain and nervous system.. The proprietors receive hundreds of letters bestowing upon it the highest praise.

“Hope springs eternal In the human breast,” bnt ft never realizes much on the investment unless a fellow gets square down to business sod earns what he hopes for.— Texas Siftin' «. Fob dtsexpsh, isdigestio*, depression of sp ritu, and general debility in their various forms, also, as a prev< ntfre against fever and acne, and ether intermittent fevers, the Ferro-Pbosjhorated KUxir of Cailsaya,” made by CisweO, Hazard hCo-, of New l oit, and sold by all druggist*, is the best- tonic; and .or patients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no equal. Thieves on the stage are always caught la the SCt.— btdixuunjuiis ScUmr*. Barren»o bored—the defeated candidate on Us way hone. .