Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 May 1884 — Judge Lord’s Only Mistake. [ARTICLE]

Judge Lord’s Only Mistake.

The late Judge Otis Phillips Lord, of Massachusetts, is said to have made but one direct mistake on a question of law while on the bench, and that was of a statute which had just been amended. On discovering his mistake, and that it was due to the action just taken by the Legislature, he said: “Well, the good Lord only knows what the Massachusetts Legislature hasn’t done in the last six months. ” — New York Tribune. “‘Never Take the Horse Shoe from the Door’may be a very good song,” remarked Yon Boozel, “but if some fellow would write one entitled ‘Never Take the Keyhole from the Door,! it would strike a popular chord.” An ounce of good cheer is worth a ton of melancholy.— Samuel Smiles. Nkbvoifs, cyspeptlc individuals, whose distress of mind and body make life miserable, if your sufferings have been prolonged and Increased by the use of bitters and pretended cures of kidney and liver diseases, throw all such nostrums aside and find health, strength and vigor in that simple remedy known as Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. It purifies the blood, strengthens the urinary and digestive organa, and infuses new life into all parts of the body. No other remedy equals it. Have your druggist get itfor you. How many neck-ties bad Job? He «l|ad three miserable comforters: and they were" all worsted. A Repeated requests have induced the 'pfidf printers of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to send by mail to various, lady correspondents large mounted portriits of Mrs. Pinkham; and now many % household wall is adorned by the familiar, motherly face of the Massachusetts woman who has done so much for all women. > No matter how close a horse race may be, the man who wagers jnoney on the beaten horse' alwavs loses by for-felt. Horsford’s Add Phosphate. A VALUABLE NERVE TOJCIC. Dr. C. C. Olmstead, Milwaukee, Wis., says: “I have used it in my practice ten years, and consider it a valuable nerve tonic.” , Msn of note are at a discount with the ban kora. ■ l , ■ ■ 1 ... Crapped Hands Face, Pimples and rough Skin, cured by using Jukipsk T vr So ap, made by Casweia, Hazard & Co.. Now York. Canals can't be free—there are locks and quays upon hem. : The wrong man m the write place—the Inefficient clerk.

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