Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 May 1884 — Money No Object. [ARTICLE]

Money No Object.

“I am on my wedding tower,” said a conntryman, entering a Chestnut street dry goods store, “and my wife 'ls waiting for me outside. I' want to buy some socks for myself and she is too bashful to come in.” “All right, sir,” responded.tlje clerk, “I will be glad to shovr-yquj-o'ar half hose.” “Well, yon see,” went on the epuntryman, “a weddin’ tower doesn't occur only about once in a man’s lifetime, you know, and I don’t belieye in scrimpin’ on such an occasian. ,So you needn’t, show me any half Let me look at your whole Call : ' '* •' There is a Jewish penman ip Vienna who writes 400 Hebrew letters on one grain ©f wheat. In order to furnish the Emperor with satisfactory . evidence of his extraordinary he has Avritten the Jewish prayer &r Jhe Imperial family on the narrow edge of an ordinary visiting card.