Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 May 1884 — Page 7

The Law of Primogeniture.

It is a very easy matter to abolish the law of primogeniture. In fact, more than a dozen years ago, when I was a * member of Mr. Gladstone’s first Government, the question had been discussed, and a bill was under preparation for that precise object, and I think myself that there woqld be no difficulty whatever in these days, opinion having grown and advanced so much, in passing such a measure in the House of Commons. I know nothing of the House of Lords; but I suspect that even in that house a great change has taken place, for only the year before last a bill of considerable value in the direction of which I am speaking—the freedom of land—was brought into Parliament by Lord Cairns, and passed through both houses with almost no difficulty. Well; then, we should have the sons and daughters treated as sons and daughters, not outcasts. Now, a man leaves, or the law gives, td the eldest son this handsome estate and this tine house; and what does it give to the other sons or the daughters ? The law gives, I believe, just nothing. [Cheers.] What would any man say to a father of a family who took his eldest son and gave him an education, sent him to one of your good schools in your neighborhood, or Oxford, Or Cambridge, or elsewhere, and gave him the best education money could give, and left his other sons and daughters without learning even so much as their alphabet? Suppose such a case arose, what would humanity, or what would the moral Bense of the country, say to a disposition like that? Surely, if a man was bound to give to his children such fair education as he can offer them, surely he is equally bound, from the means he posesses, to make—f do not now speak of equal provision—some reasonable and righteous provision for all his children. If he neglects or omits to do this, it becomes the duty of the law, which a Christian professing Parliament has made, to make that provision for them. The law should be consistent with natural justice, and with that course which a just and affectionate parent would have pursued if he had done his duty. There is no reason why the law of settlement and entail should not be so limited as to be practically abolished for ail mischievous purposes. Transfers might be made perfectly simple. Ships and shares and many vastproperties of other kinds can be transferred almost without cost. A friend of mine told me last week that he bought a house in London. He was a member of' the House of Commons. There was no difficulty about the title of deeds or anything, but the transfer of that house cost him £2OO. Why, it might have been done and not cost him more than 200 shillings, or less than that. The amount of business transactions would be enormously increased, and whenever this new measure of reform becomes established as the law of the land, I hope the first great measure that will be undertaken will be to free the land of England from these feudal and ancient claims, and that it will be made free, as we suceeded five-and-thirty years ago in making its produce free.— Speech by John Bright.

Floral Clocks.

We read that at the opening of each hour, by night and by day, somewhere, a band of “feathered quiristers” breaks into happy song; from branch or rooftree, skimming the waves, or stirring the stillness of forest depths, the sweet arousing Btrain awakens silvery echoes. And so it is with flowers; each plant has its appointed season of awakening to a new day. And beautifully has one of our own poets given the story of this joyous greeting time: “Ah I well I mind the calendar (Faithful through a thousand years) Of the painted race of flowers — Exact to days, exact to hours, Counted on the spacious dial Yon 'broidered zodiac girds. I know the pretty almanac Of the punctual coming back. On their due days of the birds." Of the waking and sleeping hours of plants, the great Linnaeus has given us a list: “The morning-glory opens at about 2 in the morning, closing at 10; rutland beauty opens at 6 in the morning, closing at 11 ; vegetable oyster opens at 4 in the morning, closing at 12; poppy opens at sin the morning; bitter-sweet opens at 6in the morning; water-lily opens* at 7 in the morning; scarlet pimpernell (the poor man’s weatherglass) opens at 8 in the morning; garden marigold (Calendula arvensis) opens at 9 in the morning; sandwort (Arenaria rubra ) opens at 10 in the morning; star of Bethlehem (Oi~nithogalum) opens at 11 in the morning; passion-flower (Passiflora cccrubra ) opens at 12 in the morning; feverfew opens about 2in the afternoon; fonro’clock opens at 4 in. the afternoon; catchfly opens at 5 in the afternoon; evening primrose opens at 6 in the afternoon; night-blooming corn-cockle opens at 7 in the afternoon; nightblooming cereus opens at 8 in the evening.” Young gardeners may find great pleasure in watching the unfoldings of their flowers, pets of their own planting, and will doubtless be. able to add others to the list already made out.— Floral World.

An Unpleasant Predicament.

“Yes, I was in quite an accident once,” said the baggageman, as he stood in the door of his car waiting for his train to start; “it was a queer accident, too, and I never want to see the like of it again. You see' that long white spot there on the side of my head—that ridge? "Well, that was the result of the little bust-up I’m telling about. It was on the Lake Shore a good many years ago. On, my run one day I had a sleeper—a corpse, you know—and as it was a through passenger I put it in the extreme rear end of my ear. Nothing unusual happeued till we got this side of Adrian a Eiece— that was before the air line was uilt—when We struck a Cow oh the track and got throwed off. It was right on a high bank, top, and we went to the bottom with a good deal of a crash, I tell you. Trunks and boxes flew aroufld there pretty lively. One of ’em struck me there where you see that scar. But the wont of it was the sleeper’s box broke open as it came tumbling down to my end of the car, and the passenger

stuck his head out to see what was going (m. I wouldn’t a-minded thatif he hadn’t eome quite so close to me. His banged-up box stopped right side of me, and his face came right down on mine. It makes me crawl yet to think of it. And I had to stay there twenty minutes before the boys could get at me, with that clammy dead face, two wteeks gone, up agin mine. I believe my hair’d aturned gray if there hadn’t been so much blood on it from that hole in my head. No more mixes like that in mine, please.” —Chicago Herald.

How Senator Ewing Came to Be Called “Solitude.”

The nicknaming of prominent men, particularly of those mixing in politics, is practiced in this country more, perhaps, than in any other, and, as a rule, the recipient takes to it kindly. Thus, Gen. Jaekson was as well known as “Old Hickory” and more readily recognized than if* called President Jackson. Senator Benton, in his lifetime, was almost as well known as “Old Bullion so called from his advocacy of a gold and silver currency and his inveterate opposition to banks and paper money. The late Thomas Ewing, of Ohio, while a Senator in Congress, had his nickname of “Solitude,” and it so stuck to him that even now, long after his death, the prefix is still given him, to distinguish him from his son and namesake, Gen. Tom Ewing. Senator Ewing made a speech in the United States Senate which fastened the “Solitude” upon him. It was daring the national bank agitation, when the supporters of that institution were active in picturing the ruin that would come upon the country if the bank’s charter was notrenewed. Senator Ewing, in debate, spoke pf the mechanic being out cf work, and that the busy hum of industry is heard not in this, the busy season of the year, and wound up with the assertion that “our canals are a solitude, our lakes but desert wastes of water.” A number of Congressmen—several of them Senators, and more than half pf them Democrats —made up a party to return to their homes by the way of the New York canal. The West was then sending its produce to the East via lake and canal, and the Congressional party found that the canal trade, if judged by the number of boats met, was immense, and it was a standing joke with the Democratic members when a fleet of boats hove in sight to call Mr. Ewing from the cabin of the packet-boat to look at his “solitude.” At the lower end of the canal there had been a break, and a large number of boats were usually in sight. Of course there was fun to see them and to point them out to the Ohio member, but the fun was not on his side nor to his liking. At Rochester, just as the packetboat landed, a freight-boat was discharging cargo, and Mr. Ewing and the other Congressmen were lookers-on. By some accident a hogshead filled with molasses had its head burst in, and the contents poured into the canal. An Irish laborer standing near to Mr. Ewing, without knowing who he was, exclaimed: “Jabers, mon, that must be solitude swatenea.” The other Congessmen roared with laughter, and r. Ewing was forced to join them. The Democratic members told the joke and it got into the newspapers, and it aided in perpetuating the sobriquet of “Solitude” on Senator Thomas Ewing. I tell the tale as it was told and printed at the time.— Cor, Cincinnati Enquirer. _

Go Slow at First.

Learn to walk, young man, before you try to prance. Don’t hunger and thirst for a boudoir car while you are the junior clerk and have to sweep out the store and sleep under the counter. If you are a young physician, don’t expect to make it all in the first year. Your father rode four or five horses to death before he wap able to put an Axminister on the office floor, and lean back in his sleepy hollow chair, and announce that he would answer no calls after 6p. m. If you are practicing law, remember that the old attorney whose office you are sweeping out wore white hair, and not much of that, before he began taking whole farms for single fees in small cases. And bear in mind, too, that they didn’t spend every cent of it as fast as they got it.— Bolt. Burdette.

The Cactus.

The prickly pear, despised by foreigners, is, like adversity, not without its uses. Indeed, Ido not know what Mexico would do without it in some instances. In the long, dry seasons, when water is scarce, countless herds of sheep and goats are kept alive by splitting the leaves and allowing the animals to suck the natiiral moisture contained inside. The chief diet of Mexican donkeys is not tin cans and thistles, as elsewhere, but toasted cactus, which their owners prepare by holding the branches on a stick (it is too prickly to handle otherwise), over a fire till the thorns are burned off. Besides, each variety of cactus bears its fruit —pale green, scarlet, purple or black —all more or less palateable, and good for man and beast. — Cor. Indianapolis Journal.

The Truth Once in a While.

A prominent Bradford attorney was called, to the witness stand to testify m a license case, and wished to be excused because he was an attojney. The Judge decided the point not well taken, and suggested that it was well to make an attorney tell the truth sometimes. Smithport (Pa.) Miner.

Loadstone.

Loadstone is the magnetic oxide of iron. When this is highly magnetic and exhibits polarity it is called headstone. It is the richest known ore of iron, and it is used for the manufacture of iron, as are other ores of that metaL It is found in almost all mineral regions rich in iron. • It may be just exactlv as you say, young man but, remember, the man who thinks that the world owes him a living will find that his claim will go unpaid unless he takes, off his coat, rolls np his sleeves, and pitches in to earn it. You will have to work hard for alk you get in tins world,’ and the sooner you make up your mind, to this fact the better it be for you and the greater will be you* success.

From Chicago.

“May I have this seat?” she asked of the genteel drummer whose baggage was occupying it. “I don’t know, ma’am,” he answered politely. “It belongs to tho railroad, you know; but I’ll see the conductor, and maybe he can give it to you.” She grew purple, and said: “You don’t understand me. I mean, can I take it?” “Well, I don’t know that, either. You see it is fastened very firmly to the car floor, and would be troublesome to get up; however, I’ll have a carpenter come on board at the next station and oqlr Vna W “I don’t want to take ! the old thing,” she howled. “Is this your traps on it ?" “No’m,” blandly answered the drummer ; “they belong to the firm I travel for ?” “Well, can I sit down here,” she finally screamed, after shifting from one foot tp the other. “I don’t know, madam; you are the best judge of your muscular powers. ” “Where do you travel from?” she screamed. “Chicago,” he replied. “That settles it,” she said, meekly; “will you please move your valise, and permit me to occupy a small portion of this seat?" “Certainly,” he replied, “why didn’t you say that at first?” The train sped on, while he sat counting up his expenses, and she wondering if Chicago cheek had any equal under the sun. —Atlanta Constitution.

Tack-Making Machine.

A Connecticut man has perfected an automatic machine for making upholsterers’ tacks, and is producing the goods at Torrington. These tacks have so far been always imported, and the secret of the English manufacture is not known. Various attempts have been made in thin country to devise machinery for producing these goods, but resulting in failure. One firm sunk $20,000 in the endeavor. Another firm fifteen years ago, partly succeeded, but failed financially. The new machine turns out perfect tacks at the rate of 150 per minute. An average day’s work is 60,000. One man can take care of four of these machines. By using, different dies the heads may be eithei round or cone-shaped, and several sizes can be made. After shaping another machine polishes the face of the metal. The immense quantity used is shown by the fact that an importer in New York receives eight or ten million of these tacks monthly.— Cotton, Wool, and Iron.

Southern Affection for Faro.

Speaking of faro and other wicked games,*a Virginian, after remarking that in the better days of the republic, when everybody played faro, a gentleman was distinguished by the comment “He plays with red checks” from the poor white-check trash, dwelt upon the passionate love for the game which possesses men who get into its clutches. “Years ago,” he said, “ two of the finest lawyers in New Orleans on their way to New York stopped at Charlottesville, Virginia, because they heard that there was a man there who dealt faro. They found the man and played all night. About midnight one lawyer whispered to the other: 4 He’s cheating.’ 4 Hush,’ said the other; 4 I’ve known that for two hours; but there isn’t another faro game within forty miles.’ Eecord. Sufferekh from nervousness, early decay, etc., if you value lite, avoid advertising doctors and medicines that act on kidneys and liver. Be not deceived by the many bogus certificates of cures from paid or imaginary persons. If a weakness of the sexual system is the cause of your distress, Dr. tiuysotts Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla will strengthen the parts affected, stop the drain, quiet the nerves, produce dreamless slumber, and allow you to regain perfect health. It has cured thousands, and will cure you; for, by purifying the blood and strengthening every weak portion of the body, it removes every symptom of distress. A peanut famine is now threatened. Should it come to pass, what will the circuses do for attractions? Mbnsman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation df beef .containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating, and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, In all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard A Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. A bucking horse is frequently the power behind the thrown. It is truly wonderful to see how the name of Mrs. Pinkham Is a household word among the wjves and mothers of our laud. Alike in the luxurious homes of our great cities and in the humble cabins of the remote frontier one woman's deeds have borne their kindly fruit in health for others. A cur-rent item refers, of course, to the hole in the Üby’s pants made by the house dog. J. W. Thornton, of Clalborn, Miss., says: “Samaritan Nervate cured my son of fits.” Writing the obituary of an adversary seems like a mean kind of revenge. Wakefui,neßß at night is a terror, Samaritan Nervine cures it, and hence Is a blessing. When a New York fanjlly have trouble with the Irish servant, they try ,to Bridget over,. •' At what season did Eve eat apples? Early in the fall.

Horsford’s Acid Phosphate.

beware hr imitations. Imitations and counterfeits have again appeared. Be sure.that the word “Horsford's” is on the paper. None are genuine without It

A Druggist's Story.

Mr. Isaae C. Chapman, druggist, Newbnrg, N. Y., writes us: “I have for the past ten years sold several gross of Dr. Wm. Hail’s Balsam for the Lunfs. I can say of it what 1 cannot say of any other medicine. I have never beard a customer speak of it but to praise its virtues In the highest manner. I have recommended it in a great many cases of whooping cough with the happiest effects. 1 have used It in my own family for many years; In fact, always have a bottle in the medicine clos jt.” *

“Put up” at the Gault House.

v The business man or tourist will find firstClass accommodations at the low price of M and $2.50 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This tar-famed hotel is located in the center of the city, only one block from ’ rT ~* 4 --—W —*- ■ Bevlitor; all appoint*™-** ; - V -

A TRAGIC EVENT.

A father's Despair and Self-Inflicted Death —His Ron's Final Rescue Too Late to Rave His Parent. The graphite occurrence that is described below is one of the most remarkable episodes in tho domestic history of America. It is absolute truth whioh can readily be verified. The inhabitants of the pleasant town of Cort.and, N. Y., were shocked one morning by the announcement that Mr. Clinton Kludge, one of their most prominent citizens, had committed suicide. The news spread rapidly and aroused the entire neighborhood where Hr. Kludge was so well and favorably known. At first it seemed impossible that any ono so quiet and domestic could do so rash a deed, and the ibquiry was heard on every side as to the cause. The facts as developed on investigation proved to-be as follows: Mr. Rindge was domestic in his tastes, and took the greatest enjoyment in the society of bis children and" t pride in their development. And indeed he had good reason to be proud, for they gave promise of long lives of success and usefulness. But an evil day came. His youngest son, William, began to show signs of an early decay. He lelt unusually tired each day, and would sometimes Bleep the entire afternoon if permitted to do so. His head pained him, not acutely, but with a dull, heavy feeling. There was a sinking sensation at the pit of bis stomach. He lost all relish for food and much of his interest for things about him. He tried manfully to overcome these feelings, but they seemed stronger than his will. He began to lose tlesh-rapldly. The father became alarmed and consulted physicians as to the cause of hls son’s illness, but they were unable to explain. Finally severe sores broke out on bis arms anil he was taken to Buffalo, where a painful operation was performed, resulting in the loss of much blood, but atlording little relief. The young man returned home, and a council of physicians was called. Alter an exhaustive examination they declared there was no hope of final recovery and that he must die within a very few days. To describe the agony which this announcement caused the father would be Impossible. His mind failed to grasp Its full meaning at first; then finally seemed to comprehend it, but the load was too great. In an agony of frenzy he seized a knife and took his own life, preferring death rather than to survive his idolised son. At that time William Rindge was too weak to know what was transpiring. His face had turned black, his breath ceased entirely at times, and his friends waited for his death, believing that the fiend, Bright’s disease of the kidneys, from which he was suffering, could not be removed. In this supreme moment William's sister came forward and declared she would make a final attempt to save her brother. The doctors interposed, assuring her it was useless and that she would only hasten the end by the means she proposed to employ. But she was firm, and putting all baok, approached her brother's side and administered a remedy which she fortunately had onhandWithin an hour he seemed more easy, and before the day was over he showed signs of decided improvement. '1 hese favorable signs continued, and. to-day William B. Kindge is well, having been virtually raised from the dead through the marvelous power of Warner’s Safe Cure, as can be readily verified by any citizen of Cortland. Any one who reflects upon the facts above described must have a feeling of sadness. The father, dead by his own hand, supposing his son’s recovery to be Impossible; the son restored to health to mourn the loss of his father; and the agonized relatives with a memory of sadness to "forever darken their lives. Had Clinton Rindge known that his son could recover he would to-day be alive and happy; but the facts which turned his brain and caused him to commit suicide were such as any one would accept as true. However sad this case may be, the truth remains that thousands of people are at this moment in as great actual peril as William Rindge, and in as great danger of causing misery If not death to their friends. Liver and kidney diseases are become the most common and most dangerous of any or all modern complaints. They are the most deceptive in their beginnings and horrible in their final stages. They are far more deceptive than Consumption, and can rarely be detected, even by skillful physicians, unless a microscopic analysis be resorted to, and few doctors understand how to do this. Their slightest approach, or possibility of approach, should strike terror to the one who is threatened as well as to all his or her friends. These diseases have no distinct symptoms, but come in the form of lassitude, loss of appetite, aching muscles and joints, dull headaches, pains In the back, stomach, and chest, soar stomach, recurring signs of cold, irregular pulsations of the heart, and frequent dizziness. If neglected, these symptoms are certain to run into chronic kidney and liver or Bright's di«eaee, from which there is sure to be great amount of agony and only one means of escape, which Is by the use of Warner’s Safe Cure. The ImporO ance of taking this great remedy upon the slightest appearance of any of the above symptoms cannot be too strongly impressed upon the minds of all readers whb desire to escape death and pain and prolong life, with all its pleasures and blessings. Evert State has its “favorite son,” but only one has its favorite daughter—state of matrimony. —The Eye.

Three Remarkable Interviews.

A reporter has interviewed Hon. Wm. D. Kelley, M. C.; Hon. Judge Flanders.of New York; and T. 8. Arthur, in regard to their expedience with Compound Oxygen. These interviews give surprising results and show this treatment for the cure of chronic disease to be the most remarkable known to the profession. A copy of these interviews, also a Treatise on Compound Oxygen, will be mailed free, by Drs. Starkey A Palen, 1109 Girard st., Pbila.

A Pleasure to Recommend It.

We take pleasure in recomniending D?. Warner’s White Wine of Tar Syrup to any public speaker that may be troubled with throat or lung disease. • Rev. M. L. Booher, Pastor Presbyterian Church, - Heading, Midi. Rev. J. T. Iddings, Albion, Mich. Rev. V. L. Lockwood. Ann Arbor, Midi.

Level-Headed.

When Fogg was asked regarding latest addition to the English language, be said he would ask his wife. She always had the last the latest but the best.

My Wife and Children.

Rev. L. A. Dunlap, of Mount Vernon, Mo., says: My children were afflicted with acough resulting from measles, my wife with a cough that had prevented her from sleeping, more or less, for years, and your White Wine of Tar Syrup has cured them all.

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