Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 March 1884 — Odious Comparisons. [ARTICLE]

Odious Comparisons.

The artfulest man ia the designer. The most changeable—the banker. The most accommodating—the broker. The most “fees”-able—the doctor. The most chaste—-the engraver. The most talkative—the The most figurative—the cashier. The most typical—the printer. The sweetest—-the confectioner. The coldest —the ice man. The gravest—the undertaker. -The crustiest —'the baker. ’ Thfe seediest—the gardener, i The greatest turn-coat—the tail of. The spoonie§t the lover.— Texet# Siftings. ' ' -U-Y -