Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 March 1884 — Page 7

STAND-AND-DELIVER STORIES.

The Confession oJ m Staje-Hobber Who Thinks the Average Passenger a Nobody. : rry=- — [Reno Letter in the San Franclco Chronicle.] “Talking about brave men,” StageRobber Marshall said, one night in jail, “the idea that it takes a man of great nerve and daring to rob a stage is a great mistake. The trouble with the people of this country is, they rather like to be robbed, I guess. It’s easierin falling off a log. Why, a year ago last winter my pard and I was walking along the mountain road, not thinking of anything in particular, when along came a couple of tenderfeet in a carriage. Before we could catch our breath one of them threw up both hands, knocking the otherihat off, and hollered, ‘For God’s sakwdon’t shoot.’ •Well, now, we hadn’t any idea of shooting at all, and didn’t know these fellers were in those parts, but when they sort of reminded us of our business by commencing to unbuckle their watches and weasels, why, we just took them in charge of course, and told the tenderfeet never to let us catch them on that road again, for it wasn’t our’n. They thanked us so warmly for sparing thenlives that I felt a little uneasy about it. In fact I Was half tempted after we’d let them go to foller them .up and kill one or both of them, for somehow they gave me the impression that I hadn’t done my full duty. ” He smiled grimly for a moment, and added: “Now, whaton earth could I do under such circumstances ? I didn’t rob those fellers. They made us presents of what they had. Yet, when they got to Wadsworth, they told the people that they had an all-day hght witEyoa3 agent£l “I and my pard have robbed the Sierra Valley stage three times now at the same place. I’ll tell you how it was done. Pard had a Winchester and I had a pair of Colts in my belt; but the job was done every time with an pistol that had no load in it, and wouldn’t have gone *off if there had been one, for I didn’t haVe any caps. Pard would fire his Winchester as close to the ears of the horses as he could without them and I would swing the old blunderbuss in the air and holler. Every time it happened just the same. There was only just my pard and I, but the passengers would think they could see some of our men behind every tree. “One feller fainted dead away once. We’d just got them in a row good when this fellow’s knees commenced to knocks together, and he Kept geting out of line. I finally thought I’d scare him and the rest of them a little, so I hollered, pretending to give orders to the boys hidden behind rocks and trees. “ ‘ Boys, bore a hole in this gentleman with the light overcoat on if he moves an inch, or any of the rest of them.’ “Just then a big feller, the second one from the limber-legged chap, had chill like, and his teeth came together with such a noise that the other feller thought somebody was cocking a rifle, and, with a wild wlioop, he dropped in a dead faint. The rest of them thought he had been shot dead. They were too scared to notice that there had been no report of a gun. “Speaking about weapons, why, I have robbed stages up in California and over, in Utah without any weapons at all. You don’t need any. I’ll bet a tenner that I can take an old-fashioned tin candlestick and hold „up the best stage load that ever came over the mountains. ”

Chinese Economy and Cleanliness.

No word picture cart give a notion of this strange city, which •is supposed now to have nearly two millions of inhabitants, and to be built on less space than an English town 0f\200,000 people. Not an inch of spaed seems to be wasted. The streets, too narrow for any vehicle, and in many parts only just wide enough for a couple of sedan chairs to pass each other with difficulty, have on either side of them houses of several stones, all crammed with human beings, who live, heaven alone knows how, but are full of energy and perseverance, and appear to be perpetually in motion, while the boats on the river, which are estimated to contain nearly 30,000 people, many of whom hardly ever step ashore, are .hardly night -or jdav...and exists under conditions which' wottSt'bednipossible to any Europeans. Yet these people are in the enjoyment of health; they are not so big as the Chinamen of the north, but they are wiry and strong; their women pull the boats all over the river with a force that -Would shame some Englishmen, and there is a cheerfulness everywhere which cannot but be observed. ■ Strange to say, too, there are very few obnoxious smells in the whole of this thickly populated place, and the streets, even in wet weather, are extremely clean. I know many an avenue in London which could not compare with these Chinese thoroughfares for healthiness, and yet there can be no drainage. The fact is that all the refuse in this highly cultivated country is held to be valuable, and is carefully carried away every morning to a distance from the town, where it is saved up and used for enriching the soil. And bo it comes about that, by this plan of utilizing the sewage of the city, the place is kept sweet, and epidemics and zymotic diseases are almost unknown. It is true that the Cantonese have the reputation of being dirty feeders, and certainly the pressed ducks, fat pork, strange fish, and, worst of all, the cat and dog stalls, bear out the charge to a great extent. But I think I detected a humorous twinkle in the eye of the Chinese cook, whom I saw frying a-cat in the Chihuing street, and my guide declared that none but the lowest Cantonese ever thought of devouring tabbies*. That the little “chow” dog was regarded as a delicacy there was evidenee to show, and I learned that his hams were esteemed cheap at $2 a pound. But, after all, we in England eat the red mullet and the duck, of whose habits the less said the better; so that, perhaps, the consumption of “chow” may not be so very dreadful. There was, on »the other hand, a Chinese restaurant where 130 different dishes might be had, while some of the food which I takted was as delicate in

its flavor and as clean in its appearance as though it had been cooked in a case on the Boulevard des' Italians.—Canton Letter.

Don’t Paint It.

A florist -will tell you that if you paint the flower-pot that contains a favorite, beautiful, fragrant flower, the plant will wither and die. Yon shut out the air and moisture from passing through the earth to the roots, and your paint is poisonous. Just so mere external accomplishment, or a too exclusive anxiety and regard for that, injures the soul. The vase may be ever so beautifully ornamented, but if you deny the water 6f life to the flower it must die. And there are kinds of ornamental accomplishments, the very process of which is as deleterious to the soul as paint upon the flower pot is pernicious to the plant, whose delicate leaves not only inhale a poisonous atmosphere, during the very process of rendering the exterior more tasteful, but the whole earth is dried and devoid of nourishment. Nature never paints, but all her forms of loveliness are a growth, native character, possession, and development from the beginning. If the sun can never be called a painter it is because the plants absorb Ins rays and receive them into the very texture and life of their vegetation. So, whatever is real knowledge, wisdom, principle, character, and life in educar lion, is a process of the absorbing and development of truth, and is not mere painting.— Rev. Dr. Cheever.

For the Boys.

... _Two men stood at the same table in a large factory in Philadelphia, working at the same Having an hour for their nooning every day, each undertook to use it in accomplishing a definite purpose; each persevered for about the same number of and each won success at last. One of these two mechanics used his daily leisure hour in working out the invention of a machine for sawing a block of wood into almost any desired shape. When his invention was complete, he sold the patent for a fortune, changed his workman’s ajoron for a broadcloth suit, and moved out of a tenement-house into a brown stone mansion. The other man —what did he do? Well, he spent an hour each day during most of a year in the very difficult undertaking of teaching a little dog to stand on his hind feet and dance a jig, while he played the tune. At last accounts ho was working ten hours a day at the same trade and at his old wages, and finding fault with the fate that made his fellow workman rich while leaving him poor. Leisure minutes may “bring golden grain to mind as well as purse, if one harvests wheat instead of chaff. — Wide Awake.

Pieplant.

There is a plant called rheum rhaponticum, that grows green and rank in the market garden. It is the joy of the average boarding-house keeper, and the loathing of her guest. Its sickly fibrous stem, inclosed in sad and sallow crust, is a substitute for Charlotte Russe and pumpkin pie. Let infamy cling to the name of the fellow that in an evil hour first called it pieplant. It is one of the cheap luxuries with which genteel poverty regales itself. It is a thoroughly plebeian weed; all they that grow, and buy and sell, and cook and serve it, are like unto it; so are all they that trust in it. Blessed be the end-man, with visage smeared and black, who, to the rattle of bones and tambourine, pours the most piquant sauce of scorning on the insipid stuff; and whoever makes two of its ungainly leaf-stalks grow where only one had grown before, let him be cursed in his hair and toe-nails —in his basket and his store.— Carl Frelzel’ti Weekly.

Cactuses in Winter.

The reason why so many fail to bloom their cactuses satisfactorily is because they do not treat them properly during winter. By their structure the cactuses are especially adapted to a long season of drought, and in a dry time they take their rest, the same as our plants do during the winter. In our treatment of them we must imitate their natural conditions, and during so ..dry. tbat, they will shrivel, but they will rarely any waiter. Of course, they must be kept in a warm plac,e, and where they will not get near the freezing point. In spring, when they start to grow and bloom, they should be freely watered. The exceptions to this treatment are the Epiphylliujos, Crab’s Claw Cactuses, and the Bat-tail Cactus, Cereus flagelliformis.— Floral World.

A Sermon Cut Short.

Said a German priest to a brother passenger of a worldly turn, as they gazed across the water at nothing in particular: “What! you can’t read? Then you’ve lost a quarter of your life. Can’t you count, either? Well, that’s another quarter of your existence wasted. And you can’t write? Well, may settle it that a good threequairters of your life has ” Just then came a crash, a rush of bteam, and as the vessel sank the two found themselves struggling in the water. “Say, yen,” said the ignorant one, “have you learned to swim?” “No! no! alas, no !” was the gurgling response. “Well, then, I guess you’re in a fair way to lose the whole of yonr life,” said the worldling, as he Struck into a magnificent overhand stroke and headed for the life raft.— Boston Post.

Odious Comparisons.

The artfulest man ia the designer. The most changeable—the banker. The most accommodating—the broker. The most “fees”-able—the doctor. The most chaste—-the engraver. The most talkative—the The most figurative—the cashier. The most typical—the printer. The sweetest—-the confectioner. The coldest —the ice man. The gravest—the undertaker. -The crustiest —'the baker. ’ Thfe seediest—the gardener, i The greatest turn-coat—the tail of. The spoonie§t the lover.— Texet# Siftings. ' ' -U-Y -

Very Strong Butter.

“This butter,” said Jimmyson at breakfast, “is something like Samson.” “Why ?” asked the landlady, innocently. “Because it has long hair,” answered triumphantly; “and,” ho added, smiling upon the landlady, “I presume that that is what makes it so strong.” “You mean, wicked, heartless man,” moaned the landlady, and mad as a hornet she angrily stamped her foot and sailed out of the room. “Do yon know,” said the new boarder from St. Louis, when she had gone, “that I think you did the butter great injustice? Why, when I was in the army fighting the Utes, the butter the Government furnished us had to be shaved before it could be put upon the table. Fact; and on Sunday the cook used to comb its hair. If it had not been for that -weekly combing and brushing of the butter there would have been nothing to remind ns poor soldiers of the peaceful sound of Sabbath bells, of the churches and the people in their Sunday-go-to-meetin’ clothes. So you see it did a great deal of good; but, oh, that butter was strong! Why we used to mix it with our whisky, give it as a tonic to the sick, and when we buttered our bullets they were ten times as fatal as before. ” —— r “What!” exclaimed Jimmyson. “Yes;” continued the man from St. Louis, “that butter had so much hair on its face that it could have voted unchallenged.” “Well, I don’t care,” said Jimmyson, “our boarding house butter is rank.” “Just as I was saying,” the other glibly ran on, “just as I was saying, but that Government butter used to march in the ranks like the rest of us, and- ik was so strong that it came out of a long campaign as fresh as a daisy. - Rank^sir. rank—it not only smelled to heaven, but it ranked among the Samsons.” “Say,” interrupted Jimmyson, “do yon think that it will rain?” And that put a stop to the dissertation upon butter of the man from St. Louis. — Denver Tribune.

Exploration of New Guinea.

* * * “In connection wit)i the Waltham Watch Company, it may be stated that when the proprietors of The Age desired to present Mr. G. E. Morrison (the explorer of New Guinea) with a reliable chronometer, acting upon the advice of Mr. R. L. J. Ellery, the—Government two Waltham watches were, however, procured for Mr. Morrison instead. These were kept at the. Melbourne Observatory for a fortnight, and thoroughly and carefully tested, and were pronounced by Mr. Ellery, at the end of that time, to be better suited for Mr. Morrison’s requirements than any chronometer.”— Extract from the Melbourne Age.

The Bible Class.

Teacher—Who reigned after Saul? Scholar —David. “Who came after David ?” “Solomon.” “Who came after Solomon?” “The Queen of Sheba,” answered the pale young man on the back bench, and the teacher turned to the 916th chapter of Corinthians and looked solemn.— Washington Hatchet. According to a decision of German Courts, the manufacturer has to provide safety spectacles for the protection of his employes, if their work is injurious to the eyes. Any neglect or violation of this will make the employer responsible for the damages done to the health of his laborers. A creed that is not growing steadily is a dead creed and ought to be buried. —Washington Gladden.

The Best Protection.

The beat safeguards agamst epidemic disease are through digestion and firm nerves. It is because they assure the regular performance of the digestive process, and invigorate the nervous system, that Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters are such a sovereign protective against the influences which beget fever and ague, intermittent maladieß, and those which directly affect the stomach and bowels. If the nerves are healthfully tranquil, the assimilation of food perfect, as they are sure to be under the influence of this standard tonic and nervine, malaria may lie defied, and if, in the absence of the most reliable prey to disease of an intermittent or remittent type, tbip-Bitters will, if persisted in, eradicate every vestige of the maladv. Biliousness, constipation and dyspepsia yield with egual certainty to the operation of this potent vegetable alterative. •. “Oh, I’m a gTeat old ma'Sher,” exclaimed the cider press, as it came down on the apples. The lawyer’s motto —“We live in deeds, not years.” —The Hoosier.

THE SURGEON’S KNIFE

Beqnired to Bemove a Stone from the Bladder—This Dangeroun Operation Might , Have Been Avoided by the Timely Use of Dr. David Kennedy’* Favorite Remedy (of Kondout, N. Y). Mr. Simon Tietsell, formerly of Kondout, K. Y., had been treated for seven years by various physicians for what they called Stricture of the Urethra, witboutteneflt. He finally consulted Dr. David Kennedy, of Rondout, N. Y., who found his trouble to be Urinary Calculi, or Stones in the Bladder. The Doctor at once removed the foreign bod. ies with the knife, and then gave his great kidney and liver medicine, FAVORITE REM. EDY, to prevent their reformation. The entire treatment was eminently successful, and Mr. Tletsell'g recovery was rapid and complete. While FAVORITE REMEDY is a specific in all Kidney and Bladder diseases, it is equally valuable in cases of Bilious Disorders, Constipation of the Bowels, and alithe class of ill sapparently inseparable from the constitutions of women. Don’t forget the name and address, Dr. David Kennedy,, Hondout, X. Y. The Doctor would have it' understood that, while he is engage I in the Introduction of his med cine, FAVORITE REMEDY, he still continues the practice of his profession. He treats all diseases Of a chronic character, and performs all the minor and capital operations of surgery. A scene from still life— a moonshiner’s headquarters. ■ ! . Mb: w.c. Arfcr saye : Samarttaa Aerr me cared a; of epilepsy, :■•■■■ - V Wires a new oil well is discovered it is difficult to get the hole truth about it. Kiscs’ Evil is a twin brother to Scrofula. Samaritan Xervtne cures both of them.

OUR ANCESTORS’ NERVE.

The Secret of Their Unusual Vigor Explained and How It Can He Acquired. There was something about the sturdy vigor of former generations that challenges the admiration of every man, woman, and child. They were no epicures—those ancient fath. ers. They lived simply, and successfully raei and overcame difficulties that would have discouraged this age and generation. The rigors of the frontier were supplemented by the savages, wild beasts threatened thelt enterprise, and poverty wgs a common companion. Yet they bravely encountered and resisted all those things and laid the foundations of a land.whose blessings we now enjoy. Their constitutions were stroug, their health unsutpassed, and yet they were forced to expose themselve i continually. There certainly must have been some good and adequate cause lor all this and for the physical. superiority of that age over the present. It is well known to every one conversant with the history of that time that certain home compounds of strengthening qualities were used almost universally by those pioneers. The malarial evils and exposures to which they were subjected necessitated this. When their'bodies became chilled by cold or debilitated by the damp mists of a new country they were forced to counteract it by the use of antidotes. Medicines were few in those days, and doctors almost unknown. Hence the preparations above referred to. From among the number, all of which were compounded upon the same general princione. was found to be. more efficient and hence far more popular than all the rest. It was well known through the Middle and Western States, and was acknowledged as the best preparation for malarial disorders and general debility then known. The recipe for compounding this valuable article was handed down from one family and generation to another, was known to the Harrison family, and is used as the basis and general formula for the present “Tippecanoe,” the name being suggested by the battle in which Gen. Harrison was engaged. The manufacturers have thoroughly Investigated this subject in its minutest details, and aro certain that for malasslmi'lation of food,dyspepsia, tired feelings,— general debility, prostrations, malarial disorders, and humors in the blood, nothing can in value “Tippecanoe," which was the medicine of our forefathers and seems destined to be the most popular preparation of the day. “Tippecanoe ” is prepared and given to the public by Messrs. H. H. Warner & Co., of Rochester, N. Y.,proprietors of the famous Warner’S Safe Cure, wlj.ich is now the most extensively used of any American medicine. The wellknown standing of, this house is a sufficient guarantee of the purity and power of this preparation, which seeks to banish one of the greatest banes of the ninteenth century—-mal-ass mllation of food. Any one who experiences trouble of digestion; who feels less vigor than formerly; whose system has unquestionably “ run down, ” and who realizes the necessity of some strengthening tonic, cannot ufford to permit such symptoms to continue. If the farmer finds that his threshing machine docs not separate the grain from the straw he realizes that some- . thiiyf is wrong and tries ..to repair the machine. When the food does not sustain the life; when it fails to make blood; when it causes the energy to depart and ambition to die, it is a certain sign that something is wrong and that the human machine needs repairing. It is not a question of choice; it is a matter of duty. You must attend to your health or your sickness, and nothing will, sooner overcome these evils than “Tippecanoe,” the medicine of the past, a safe guardfor the present, and a guarantee of health for the future. The difference between snuff and plug tobacco is that snuff causes a sneeze, while the plug makes a-chow. —Texas Siftings.

Color Your Butter.

Farmers that try to sell white butter are all of the opinion that dairying does not pay. If they would use Wells, Richardson & Co.’s Improved Butter Color, and market their butter in perfect condition, they would still get good prices, but it will not pay to make any but the best in color and quality. This color is used by all the leading creameries and dairymen, and is sold by druggists and merchants. The burglar’s pride—if they hadn’t they (could not have opened the window. —Detroit Frte-T*ress. ‘ - Mexsman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating, and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. The man who breaks up a cat concert with a bootjack is liable to hurt his neighbors’ “felines. ”j The woman who seeks relief from pain by the free use of alcoholic stimulants and narcotic drugs finds what she seeks only so far as sensibility isdestroyed or temporarily suspended. No cure was ever wrough* by such means, and the longer they are employed the more hopeless the case becomes. Leave chloral, morphia, and belladonna alone, and use Mrs. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. A big cash box— one of Sullivan’s sparring ;xhibitlons :

Pulmonary Consumption.

Jour White Wine of Tar Syrup which you sent >my address. "My wife has befJti troubled with a lung disease for more than eighteen years, and was pronounced to bo last January in the last etaaes of Pulmonary Consumption. She commenced taking your valuable medicine and-received relief at once. She has used three bottles since and is now using the fourth, and her health is bettertban for many years. We cheerfully recommend it to all afflicted with any trouble of the throat or lungs. We now get our medicine throtigh John Potter, our merchant at this place. Yours respectfully. Rev. J. B. Fly, Brookline Station, Mo. Susan E. Fly.

Is Your Blood Pure?

For impure bipod the best medicine known, Scovill’s Sarsaparilla, or Blood and Liver Syrup, may be implicitly relied on when everything else fails. Take it in the spring time, especially for the impure secretions of the .blood incident to that season of the year; and take it at all times for cancer, scrofula, liver complaints, weakness, boils, tumors, swellings, skin diseases, malaria, and the thousand ills that come from impure blood. To insure a cheerfuldisposition take Scovill’s Blood and Liver Syrup, which will restore the mind to its natural equilibrium

“Put up” at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find firstclass accommodations at the low price of $3 and $2.50 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madiaon streets. This far-famed hotel is located in the center of the city, only one block from tbe Union DepotElevator; all appointments first-class. H. W. Hoyt, Proprietor. Ely’s Cream Balm is doing wonder*. I advise sufferers from Catarrh to lay other remedies aside. I believe it- is tbe only remedy that will cure this terrible disease, from which I have suffered twenty years.— Charles Ga-rrabbant, Shoe M“rchant, 085 flroad SL, Newark, N. J.' (Price ;0 cents per bottle.) ,

Nature.

Dame Nature is the great teacher and physician, and Carbotine made from pure petroleum, is one of her grsndest remedies for baldness. Try it'and you will use no other. —Ha Vi uw 1-Ely's ilre a rnßaj ms or Catai rh and (old in tre Mead lam.satlstled that ttlaa first-rate preparation and would recommend it to any on<-a retted.— K. W. CHiysven, Editor Herald, elation, Wis. Frite rOc. Secadv’t.) Fi.so’s Curs for Consumption does not dry up a cough; it removes the cause. *

Brown's Bronchial Troches

Will relievo Bronchitis, Asthma, Catarrh, Consumptive, and Throat Disease*. They art used always uH!A good success. No need of being Im-osed on if you wi'l insist on having Frazer Brand of Axle Groase. Try Dr. Sanford’s Liver Irivlgorator and be convinced that it can cure all biliousdisorders. Ts* short, hacking cough, which leads to consumption, is cured by Biso’s Cure.. “Bough on Bats” clears out Bata, Mice. Mo. Mother Swan's Worm Syrup, taeteleae. 28#. “Rough on Coughs” Troches, 16c; Liquid, 50c. Wills’ May-Apple (Liver) Pllle, 10c. “Rough on Toothache,” Instant relief. 150. “Buchu-paiba,” Great Kidney and Urinary Onre. gl. “Rough on Corna." for Ooms, Warta, Bnninw 16a. Wills* Health Renewer cores Dyspepsia, Impotsnea Tb« “Ttmigh on” Tooth Powder, elegant 15c.

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