Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 March 1884 — In Sunday School. [ARTICLE]

In Sunday School.

“Now, boys,” said a teacher after reading about Naaman, “can you tell me what a leper is?” “Yis, mom,” promptly spoke up a small lad. “Well, what is it?” “Sure an’ it’s a bullfrog, moufc" “Why, no it isn’t What do you mean by replying in that way?" “Doesn’t a bullfrog jump mem?” “Of course he does." “Well, thin, isn’t he a lepper, sure?” Question referred to committee on claims and class adjourned. —Neva York Journal. A German professor, who has carefully investigated the subject, says baldness is catching. Don’t believe it We {have seen many a bald head that could not catch an idea if it was harrowed into the scalp with a curry conk—lfewjwum Independent '< f j It is one of the worst of errant to suppose that there is any other path of safety except that of duty.— Neifif#.