Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 March 1884 — Pcrfectfully Dreadful. [ARTICLE]

Pcrfectfully Dreadful.

“Oh, I say, CliawLey, that was a chawming cweechaw you dawuced with at Mrs. Bullion’s t’other eve.” “No, Hawy, she was not chawming; she is a vulgah cweechaw. ” “Wy, we.tllv, .you don't say so, Chawlev.” “Y’aas; she asked me if Hiked oonundwutns, and. I told her that I had tried them in Paree, ,lmt I didn’t like them as well as fweid fwogs. And then she larfed—actually larfed. Just think of a society gyurl larfing.” “Pufi’ee dwedful, wasn’t if?” “Y’es; and then site usked me if I knew why Fweddie Simpson was a fount tin of humor, and when I said no she said it was because he was always having boils.” “Ob, Chawley, how could you ? Take me to a soda-fountain. I feci faint and need a stimulant.” —Essex County (Mass.) Statesman. A comparison of the cotton product of South Carolina for the most prosper-* ous mte-rebellion year, 1800, with that of 1883 is shown to be so much the more favorable to the latter year jas to seem almost incredible. The ere p last yeitr was larger than in 1860 by 114,815 bales, and in the manufacture of cotton products the increase had been from $713,000 to $7,963,000. The cedars of Alaska are better and infinitely more inexhaustible than the famed cedars pf Lebanon: