Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 March 1884 — A Splendid Speculation. [ARTICLE]

A Splendid Speculation.

Mr. Dumley was making an evening call, and Bobby, who was allowed to sit up a little later than usual, put to him the following question: “Mr. Dumley, do you want to make $5 in ten minutes V” “Do I waut to make $o in ten minutes?” laughed the young man. “Certainly I do. But liow can I make $5 in ten minutes, Robb??” “Mamma will give it to you, She told papa she would give $5 to see you hold your tongue for ten minutes.”— Philadelphia Call. Ix the matter of immodest costumes at balls in New York this winter young married ladies are said to be the <?liief offenders. ' ~—-Tvrf~ l The fountain of beauty ia in the heart, and every generous thought the walls of the chamber. Ixpcdkxce is the soul of wit