Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 21, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 January 1884 — Aphorisms from the Quarters. [ARTICLE]

Aphorisms from the Quarters.

De price ob your hat ain’t de medjer ob your brains. Es your coat-tail cotch afire, don’t wait tell you kin see de blaze ’fo’ you put it out. y De grave yard is de cheapes’ board-ing-house. Makin’new law books don’t swell de natchul honesty in folks.Dar’s a fam’ly coolness ’twix’ de mule an’ de s’lingle-tree. It pesters a man dreadful when he git madman’ don’t know who to cuss. Buyin”on credit is robbin’nex’ ’ear’s crop. Chri’mas without holiday is like a candle without a wick. A fat tramp better change his biziniss. A bull-dog is a po’ jedge o’ coat-tails. De eraw-fish, in a hurry look like he trvin’ te git dar yistiday. ’Tis hard for de smartes’ folks in de wul’ to git ’long without a little tech o’ good luek.i Lean hdun’ lead de pack when de rabbit in sight.—J. A. Mackey, in the Century. Dr. Barnum, founder of Barnum’s hotel, Baltimore, left SBO,OOO to his brother Frank on condition that he did not take orders in the Catholic church. If he did the property was to go to the McDonough institute. Frank became a Jesuit. There has been a fight over the will. The heir claimed that the bill of rights guaranteed religious liberty. The Judge decided in favor of the institute. He said that the bill of rights did nbt take away the liberty of the maker of a will to say what he wants done with his property.

Causes of Nervousness. The maladies which above all others cause nervousness, are dyspepsia, biliousness and constipation. The great sympathetic nerve which connects the epigastric region with the brain, isjalways injuriously affected if the stomach and bowels are.disordered: a permanent der rangement of th? functions of those organs reacts by sympathy upon the entire nervous system. Hostetter's Stomach Bitt-rs. In .restflring ton>-andregtilarity to digestive apparatus and overcoming constir.stirn, permanentlr remedy the nirvous coms laints which originate in ahm ntary weakness or di-turbances. They l ar ■ the very best nervine that can b? used. By eradicating the exciting causes of nervous weakness, they permanently overcome the dis* ability its df. But ttfis is not aIL By checking the maladies which cause nervousness, they build up anew the system weakened and ?'epleted by nervous disease. x