Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 January 1884 — All Fixed [ARTICLE]

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An insurance agent in Nashville who was applied to by a small dealer in clothing for insurance on his stock, inquired.' “Did not jour brother Isaac burn out in Atlanta, and did they not find kerosene sprinkled all over the floors?* “Yes, dot vitas Isaac, bat didn’t he proof dot a ba.ll of kerosene busted on him?* ■ 1 “And didn’t your brother Moses burn out in Charleston, and didn't they find a bon fire down cellar ?” . r “Yes, dot vh s Moses; but he satisfied theshnry dot he lit der fire to find a leak in der waterpipe. ’ “Was it your brother Jacob who burned out in Mobile ?* t “It vlias.” “There was an explosion of powder, wasn’t there?* “ Yhelh Shacob said it vhss robbers who blew open his safe." “If this company insures you and you burn out there will be a rigid investigation. " said the scent “Yhell, dot vhaa all right If my store barns oop it Thill be found dot I vhaa in Cmdnsati, und dot my vhife rhas oop all night mit a corpse. I vhas a man who doan’ give himself avhav.”