Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 December 1883 — Some Logics. [ARTICLE]

Some Logics.

A new pair of pandyloons may cofer de leeks of a fool, but vhen his mout vas go open, der fool shumps out, Der reason vhy de boys dond got der mitten much now, vas” because the gals-'don’t can knit. Vhen«you try to been a big fool, a goot many vill give you dheir muscles. Vhen you don’t got something, your uncles goGsbaek on you. Lofed by some, blamed by odders, I vill youst lass mineself at efery ting, on ackonnd I hate to cry mine eyes out on a leedle times. . Don't never stheal, or you get der schmell of brimstone about your pandyloous pooty gwiek. Some men; #iay always been around but dhey was never skgware, •> | You dook more dronble to fpund! brimstone as yau do to got ghlory.— Carl Pretzel. ' Pbofessor G; K. Gilbert, United States geologist, proposes an earthquake at Salt Dake as a solution of the* Mormon question. ... ;