Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 December 1883 — Page 8

the republican. min ~*' - "-.*-"*" "*.'"- ► Holiday AlburUs, at Kanmfi’s. . See that selection of fine Gold Rings, at Kannal’s. 1 j Elgin, Waltham and Springfield watches, at Hardman, the jeweler Buy Genuine German Hop Bitters, at Kannals. Buy CIG ARS at Kannal’s drug Bore, |ie keeps the finest in the market, and sells cheap. Z j - -< 1 -■ ’ ~ before buying a watch, see the Rockror.D, Hardman, sole agent. Sole agent for the Rockford watches, before buying see them. Remember the place, Hardman’s Try that cooked Hominy, at Purcupile’s, wairAnted superior to any in the roar kef. - - • —w- 11 « . 1 ■' Don’t go stumbling around in the dark, wlien you can buy a lantern for 75c, at Kannal’s. lam now peeping a full line of Groceries, wliich I will trade for country such, as Eggs, &c., and will sell as cheap as any. H. M. Purcupile. ■I Witi pay you the highest mark* B price tor all kinds of Poultry Game. Give me a call. J. s Call at Purcupile’s and~Sy your |uck on that Reclining Chair; a Aguiar beauty. Twenty-five cents worth of tobacco or cigars gives you a chance. . «•»-> . w , Come, to the old,, Shanghign Hack of. I< Drug Store, and pl cash for your poulJ. Sharp. To make good Biscuit, use Kannal’s Improved Magic Baking Powder, at 40c per lb. Made by Emmet Kannal, the druggist. , • . ■»»■* ' Buy your Tobacco and Cigars of H. M. Purcupile., ?5c worth alows 4ou a chance op. :that beautiful chair, call and see it.’ r Through TickSits.—C. F. Wren, the station agent is now prepared to sell through tickets to almost any plve where a rational being could, wish to go: |Jorth or South, East or Wbst. If you think of traveling call On him and tear n what he can do for you. ts » Farm Loans.—s3oo to slo,’ooo. Partial payments. Reasonable terms. The Rensselaer Loan and Insurance Bureau, opposite Court House, next door to post-office. 15-39-ts. ; Having secured the services of a first class I will keep on hand, at aJJ,tipjes: fresh Pan / Cream Bread, ; Spanish Twisty— —-—— I|(( Viena Bread, all kinds of Cookies, and large Cakes. Haus. I . ■- . Organs at a l air Price. If you would like to buy a good Organ or Piano at a fair price, call on R- P. Benjamin. H,eis the only man in the county whtjj.btiys instruments direct from factories for SPOT CASH- He will save you from. 10 to 25 dofiarß esa-evoi’y ipsfrumenty purchased. Special low prices given to teachers. Sample instruments at Hardman’s, the Jeweler. Correspondence solicited. ts —; I «♦» As when She was Young“I have used Parker's Balsam and like) it .better than any similar preparation I know of,” writes Mrs. Ellen Rev. P. Perry, of Gold brook .Mjirings, Mass. “My hair Was almost gray, but .a dollar bottle of ’ the Balsam has restored the softness, and -the brown color it had when I was young—not a single giay hair left. Since I began applying the Balsam my hair has stopped falling out, and I find that it is a perfectly nafnpess and agreeable dressing/’ * 10-9-4 L ..An Answer Wanted, ( nn any one bring i:s a ruse of Kidney Or Liver-Cotnplsim that Electric Litters will not spew-lily cere? We nay they can n<it. as leottsan'ls of eases nlrca Iv pertbnneiitly cui+<t and who are daily recommending Electric Bitters, w : ll prove, Bright’s Disease. Diabetes, Weak I'.mk. or anyurinary complaint quickly cured, 'i'ltcv purity the blood, regulate the bowel*./hivl rict ‘liret tly on llie iliseasrsi pari*. EVeiv bottle guaranteed. For sale at 50t . a buffi by F. B. Mover. ■' / N»v. ]-8.|5-22-29 .... .. . - TH E. BE V. «fit». H. TH AY E ft, of Bomb in Ind., *avst “Both myself *,nd wife owe our ij ves r«. Sil I LOH S (,’ONSUM PTI ON fI'RE. ARE YOL' MADE Constipation. Diz.z.iaees. Low of Appetite, Sbiloh’s Vitaliaer is a positive cure. ' ‘ f WHY WILL YOU cough whew Shiloh's t'tire will give immediate relief. Price ’(> and SI. -Hl 1/‘H ’s ( ATA lIRH RE M EDY-n poritire cure fi»r fsiatrli, Diptpe«i« »«»4 Canker MoviFh,trnreah hr F. B, Meyer.

llardn»u, the jeweler, nearly opposite McCoy & Thompson’s bank. • —•« : F. J. Sears & Son wish to ex- ■ change furniture for county orders. Watches, clocks, and jewelry, repaired by Hardman, the jeweler. Don’t buy your “Holiday Presents” until you examine that inam- ' moth stock at'Emmet Kannal’s. The most complete stock of Library Lamps” ever offered for Srile, at Kanual’s drug store. - i —gM— i - For fancy and staple groceries, go to Eger Bros. They have a full.and fresh stock at prices that defy competition. < Good heating stove, used 3 months, cost sl3, to trade for two I cords of choice split wood. See Clifton or H. Clark. Books in the most convenient position; (revolving case) the most beautiful binding, ~ and the best bargains, at the P. O. Go to Emmet for Cigars and Tobacco, and take a at the “Music Box” for every #sc worth purchased. Farm for Rent.—J. Peacock ©£- feis his farm of 135 acres, | miles from Rensselaer, for rent for a term of years. Land in good state of cultivation. ts ibmmet Kannal carries dhe ijf, “SPECTACLES” of anyApus^•pjw er county, a perfect nt guaranteed, j i^lNK^ —The new' floor is no'iv completed and the rink will Be open regularly on Wednesdays and Saturday evenings hereafter. D. 8. Willey, Manager. Keep up your COW S and feed them on “Thorley Food”, it increases the flow of milk, and improves quality, for ONLY at Emmet Kannal’s drug store. en —— -i|p t that Purcupile, sells Teas cheaper than any house in town, and for every. yoi) buy, entitles you to a chance on a, silver set of Knives, Forks, and Spoons. Elgin and Walt/iam Watcies, at Kannal’s. » FITLIj line Clocks and jewelry at Hiirdman’s. — A large stock of ‘ ‘Silverware”, below competition, at Kasnal’s. The finest Turkish Prunes and Evaporated Peaches in Rensselaer, at Purcupile’s, call and see them. Look sharp for that display of “tiOL.9»AI GOODIE ”, at Kannal’s. Plated knives, forks and spoons, fought of me, engravec(- ( free of charge. Hardman, the jeweler. . , Cleaver , .the best Copk Stoves in town, find sells them cheap. ■•.-■■'. Clen|er’s of Guns >js .fine, and his prices correspond with the times. ~s —_*..<£■ The Glitten Barbed wire at Cleaver’s is the mogjt economical fence wire, it won’t bfeak. Call and see it. „ Domestic dewing. Machine, sold by W. H. <t C. Rhoades, they make a present of an oil painting, that is a perfect bepyty. Size 30x40. Call and loot at them. OuaiNSiLORGANs!!—Wm.H.& C. Rhoades now on exhibition eight beautiful Mason & Hamlin organs. Shouid t you want aa organ that is as near perfect as can be made, call on W. ICA C. Rhoades, and they will shcxl. you some beautiful instruments.

Notice. All persons indebted to tA?; whose, notes and accounts are due six tuoutlis and past and with whom 11 have no special arrangements jfor longer time, are respectfully as^ed! to call at once and settle up, as such accounts and notes not paid by January Ist, 1884, will be collected by my attorneys. . 1 A. Leopold. *3,<900 for 25 cents? i ' ■ ; Accident t'ckete of the Travelers Insurance Co., for s:-;ot)ri in case of accident death or sls a week for disabling injury, for sale at the Loan and Insurance Bureau. This ticket is a policy against death or injury from casualty, including lightning, tornado and all manner of accidental death or injury for which anyone would want Judemniety. 1 day to 16 25c a lay, 30 days %LSO. i Frank W. Babcock.

Chtjap lAitHbet*. Any person desiring to buy lumber of any kind, will do well’ to call on J. C. Porter, at Cotton’s old stand. All kinds of lumber, always on hand, and at the lowest prices. r ts Do not puidlpase your holiday books .until Leamiug opens his stock. He has the finest line ever brought to Rensselaer, and will be prepared to sell so cheap, if you buy else'where you will lose money. :— Emmet Kannal deals in Organs direct from factory, buys for spot cash, has not been in the business very long, nor has he sold 135 Organs in one year, but can offer inducements equal to any dealer in the county. Parties desiring t.b purchase an instrument will do well to call and learn prices.

The Wrong Cicero.

When the present State military law was a bill before the Begislaure a Representative one day John Hannon, the lobbyist aside and ottered him §2 to write him “a thundering good speech” in opposition to the bill. John hadn’t time, and the Solon took in each one of the reporters with ail offer of $2 50 without finding a taker. In despair he then returned to Ha Imo'S and said: “See here, Jbhti, I’ve got to make a speech opposing tfiat bilk My constituents are down uh It, and if I don’t op» pose it I’ll get in a box. What shalk l do? *; Can’t you give me “Y-e-s, I think,so, You might (starts in «t ; CjceroM,,,H!® w:tS| opposed to ajl military force, and insisted that education should rule.” “That’s the cake. Spdll his name with a big C, I suppose. Til send to Detroit for his life. What next?” Shakspeare welded a pen while others wielded a sword, and while hundreds of great generals have been forgotten his name lives on.” “Thatis so —thats so. That will he an old soeker to throw at ’em. I'll send for Mr. Shakspeare’s book and get him down fine. JVhat else?” “Demme see,” mused Jolifi, tf3->he Opened his tobabcoibox. don’t want to leave Cato out.” “What was he?” “Sort of an orato’4 and philosopher. He was down on everything military and was the Hero of the people.” got hint down and will look hiift up. I. guess I’ve got enough for the prestmt; but if I want other pointsT. 11 depend on you.” For two wee.ks the mftn labored almost day and night on his great speech, and was then excused for a week to go home and hlifit up other pointers. On ihc niOi'ning tff his return he met Harmon in front of the State House and called out : “John, I’ve got ’em— got ’em spiked down and bolted through and keyed up till they can't squeal! I’m all ready to go for ’em this afternoon!” ‘‘Yes, but the bill passed yesterday!” was the dry rejoinder of the lobbyist. It was a sad blow to the orator, and he never got quite over it. The reporters put him tip to use most of the speech in his argument in favor of a more stringent law for the protection of game but after he had finished his effort and was cooling off In the hall he replied to h questioner: • 1 “Yes, I have just made a speech forty minutes loqg, but what In Halifax old Cicero had £0 do with ducks and deer in Michigan is not quite a.s clear to my mind as I wish it was.- Maybe I got the wrong. Cicero. How many were there?” — Detroit Free Press.

Mr. Snodgrass.

Mr. Snodgrass was shoveling the Snow off his sidewalk the other morning, and he was half undressetlpfeo he could work quick, and was plowing away in order to get out of the entbarrassing position before any of the nelgh- „ bors sa.w him. A newsboy with his arms full of Worlds arid with a TmseliiCviTus shining morning face, inquired: ; “Say, boss, why didn't yer do Qis yesterday mornift' ?’’ , • Snodgrass hurrying and ditlb’t want to hesitate! a minute, fearing that already two or'three inquisitive female neighbors were looking at him oiit of a back window. ; “Say! bossl’oyepeated thij yputh; “What’d y r aut?” snapped Mr. Sttodgrass, burying His shovel iiitb a snowbank as big as She Evening 'Tclegrdm building. ! ; . “Why didn't Abr do dis ydstbraay?” " Snodgrass on his shoVel and reflected. Terhaps this bdy knew of his frequenting some place tiilbeknown to Mrs. S. I’erhtips this boy might in a thousand ways, do him harm. Mr. Snodgrass looked pleasant and wore a smile. “Why, my dear little boy, I didn’t I have time to do itiyestertlay.” I “Yer lie, de snow wasn’t on de side--1 walk.” 1 Mr. Snodgrass is always getting him- ! self into trouble.— -Dlticago World.

A Wonderful Horse.

. Bill Cassell, of Metamora. 111., has a horse named Paddy, 19 years of age, \hieh Van take the cake in the way of SCing a “drawer of vbtter.” The horse has.fnr the past twelve years worn out oft ift average one pitthp-handle yearly by sealing it in his teet h ami moving it dowhmiird, then elevhting it with his PPP 1 *. 1 Hu Un.tilj'nouEhwium'jspumpwl, then helping himself. And* not only did he (hi this regularly. hut during the very dry st'tufon of two years ago he would wait filr a cow. which was in thd same lot with Mtn. to come to the troughs when he would then go to work and pumn for her .top. Such a horse is worth having. Some of your readers may question the truth of the above, but »*e have eye-witnessea who can substantiate thys'e statements in every particular. The horse is still hah* and hearty, ami is in use every day in the year.

DENTISTRY. ■ I. C. KELLEY, Rensselaer - - Indiana. Teeth inserted from one topth to an entire set. Satisfaction guaranteed, or no pay. aim With our vitalized air apparatus we will extract teeth, positively without pain or harm. ' _ F. J. Sears & Son, aic reciesing tbo c largest stock—ot ilohday presents, fine chairs, &c., ever brought to Rensselaer. I have recently purchased a large stock of lamps and prepared to sell lamps cheaper "than they were ever sold in the county before. Come in, price and be con* vinced. F, B. Learning. “HACKMETACK,” a lasting and fragrant perfume. Price 25 and 60 cents. SHILOH S CURE WILL immediately lelieye ,Crttnp, Whooping cough and Broachitifc, , i FOR DYSPEPSIA and Liver Complaint, yon hate ft printed guarantee otl every bottle of Shiloh’s Vitalized. It never falls to cure. A NASAL INJECTOR free with each bottle of Shiloh’s Catarrh Remsdy. Price 50 ct«. For sale by F. B. Meyer.

Oranges & Florida. Better than Breezes and Bios-soms*-Under a New Flag. Even the balnty air and orange groves of Florida fail to keep its people full of happiness and cdtnfort. Art must help nature everywhere —in titfe tfopics as amon3 the pines of the North, “Aiid, chief among the blessings Which ,aro ada/iled to all zones,” writes l>r. J. G. Wallace ofJSort Dade, Florida, “is I’arkeb’s Toxic. It scents to have the world for a Held, and most of the current diseases yield to its action. I have used it in tlie case oft a delicate and dyspeptic young lady, with tne most gratifying results. It seemed to accomplish with ease what the usual prescriptions and treatment for that miserahlftjnalady failed wholly to bring about. lam also glad to state that the Tonic’ lias greatly relieved ina personally of a troublesome atonic condition of the stomach of long standing. It IS tlie ideal purifier and invigorant.” < Messrs. Hrstox & Co. call especial attention to the fact that after April 16, issa, the aame mid style of tltis preparation will hereafter be simply Parke •'« Tonic. The won! "Ginger” is dropped, for the reason that unprincipled dealers are constantly deceiving their patrons by substituting inferior preparations inidey rtlie inline of GingC>; and as ginger is an iinin>ix/rtant flavoring ingredient in our Tonic, we are sure that bur friends will agree with ns as’to the propriety of the change. There tcill lie ho change, ju tlie preparation itself.’ and uh bottles remaining tn the bauds of dealers, wrapped under the name of‘’Barker’s Ginger Toxic,” contain tlie geuuine medicine if the signature of Hiscox & Co. is at the bottom of tlie outside wrapper. XVI-H-lt. <• ■» >».i’i.; ——" _ _ ADVICE TO MOTHERS. Are you disturbed at night and broken oi your rest by a sick child suflering and crying with pain of cutting teeth? If so, send at once andg?t a bottle of Alas. Winslow’s Soothing Syhl’i* for CuiLintEX Teething.. Its value incalculable. It will relieve the. poor little sufferer immediately. Depend upon it. molliers there is no mistake about it. it curet <’ysentery and diarrhoea, regulates tlie stomach ami bowels, cures wind colic, softens tlie gums reuuees inflammation, and gives tone and energy to the whole system. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Sykcp fok Chiluhen TEEmiNgis pleasant to tlie taste, and is the prescription of one of the oldest and best female physicians and nurses in tlie United States, and is for Sale by all druggists throughout the world. Price 2o cents a bottle.

The Decay di 1 Passion and Thought in Ont Own Times.

It is a condition of mind afid an attitude of the moral powers which there is much iit our modern atmosphere that combined to reproduce. I may hot undertake litre to draw the portrait of the times in which we xtf to-day are living. But as a traveler n.ify note the features of a landscape which he Jjs passing, though he e:nlnot describe with accuracy its geological formation, sty may any serious observer detect tlie atmosphere of tlie generation through which 'he is living, lot* one I venture to aflirm that it is an atinosphere singularly discharged of |iigh enthusiasms. With What a strange ami puzzled feeling otic reads, for instance, of the English and American ardor sixty years ago In the struggle of the Greeks for liberty. Nobody flies to Tunis, to Egypt, to spo rescue of the Jews in Russia in our e'wn generation. There is almost no great ardor, in fact, about anything anv more. It is not “good form'’ to be ardent or enthusiastic in any interest. however serious or lofty. The first aim of lift* is to get the glint of fire dht of your eye, and .the ring of deeper i feeling odt of your voice. The only ■ place where vehemence and impassioned eXfffrssioß ini' permissible any longer is iit* connection with purely dramatic ropre. c dntati<>n.%an<l onlythere because it Is perfectly wqll understood that nothing. serious js meant by it. Thfe first thing that many young persons' nrr taught in our days is to stifle all earnest exhibitions of feeling. and to affect a languid and critical indifference. And the next is. on :dl occasions nnd in all corqpanies. ami eifheerning all subjects, no matter how far above them, to cultivate a mannerism of opinion which is aH. like Mr. Whistler’s pictures, in low .tone —without one flash of warmth or genuineness in it all—dry. pert, meager (Oh,'how unalterably thin and shallow and.meager’.), hut carefully disparaging and utterly faithless.— ll. roller:

A Real Faet! . ' - . "i' ■ ’ . '' May be obtained by calling upon R.F.PRIES'I'&BRO. Opposite McCoy & Thompson’s Bank. They liave Everything in the line of BOOTS & SHOES, From the Cheapest to the very best. All Styles and Sizes. Can Ji loth your Foot aai Pookothook. Don’t forget, they handle Fal ey’s Shoes, with many others, made to order, and EVERY PAIR WARRANTED. ZES. ZE".. ZEPriest 6c Bio.

in $ w Dealers in Ssteecioß* Agricultural Implements, BRISK and TILE. ’ - i JUST RECEIVEDi Glasswaife X,/ .. _ and Queensware, Whhh will be sold at price's that defy % Competition Tis fli Black Smith Shop L. C. GRANT, —AGENT FOR— ~ “CHAMPION” REAPING AND MOWINGMACTIINESt • MOLINtIRIDING AND WALKING PI.OWS. GAINSFORD BUGGIES. 'KRICK 1 WAGONS. ! Blacksmithing' Machine Repairing, Plows. And all other work in our line. ilbtJO In the best manner, nnd at . Reasonable Prices. Horse Shoeing A Specialty I Shcp on Van Kenssetaor St., iouth of Mj .'oy ■ t & Thomljfan’n Bank. REXSSELAEB ------ IXPIANa. , Extras for nil oiir Machine, ou xv-ii-ts. y z ■ - ?■ '' ’' (First door east of Postoffice.) Rensselaer,' - Indiana. FRESH BEEF, PORK. VEAL, IttHOH Sausage, Sclogvaa., etc., snl.l in qntenltiM t-» suit p ire'ja<«r«. at th a la .vestprice. Tho vary beat of stock ».augi>Urud i.lye ma call. Highest Cash Price paid for Fat Cattle*, , '.. _ K. 8. WOODS

— .... ... HJIS--. 'I I I " LIGHTRUNNINg SIMPLE 2 “ A\ u g ’(A fdh 11 jjjn •SEWING MACHIME COCHICAGO.IL.L.-—”• ORANGE, MASS.] „ and ATLANTA, GA.— W. H. & Q, RHOADES’ Reiisoelaer, - - Indiana A FEW HINTS ■ FOR THE USE OF To move the tore^s 9 en t‘!h 2to Pills, 4 io 6 - ieUf.leciiTe the ]’O2 K ' r ttosc in each case. For ConHtlpntloT'v or CoAtivcnpsG, na remedy Is so effectlvo as Ayer’s Pills. They insure regulftt daily action, and re* store the bowels to i healthy comlitlon. For Indigestion! or Dyspepsia, AYER’i Plf.Ls are iuvalUabM; and a sure euro. Heart-bum, Loss of Appetite, Foul Stomadi, Flatnleucy, Diczinese, Keudache, Numbness, Nausea, arc ail relieved ami cured by Ater’s Pi Lett. . In Xlver Complaint, tUUous Disorders,, and Jaundice, Pills should b* given in doses large eutillgU to excite the. liver and bowels, and rririovo constipation. As a cleansing medicine ill tho Spring, these I’lLt.s are uhcquailed. # __ Worms, .caused by a niorbid Condition of the bowels, afd ex;>elled by tiieso I'llls. » Eruptions, fUdn jUsrascs, ati.l Piles* tba result of Indigestion or Constipation, are etired by tho use t>f A vrß’o Pili-s. For Colds, tAa .VVi'it’s Pills to oped the pores, remdV.; iuC.uilhiator-y, Woretionj| and allay the fet'J*. i !•« »•. For I)iarr!i<n.i davised by sudden colds, indijjuy-ible f',L'd, cV!>, AVE'.t’a Pllls are the true remedy.. Klmuiu.Uktiu, 1-otit, Nclttalg!*, and - , nt cut, or col.ls, aii’.l disappr.e? on removing tho cause by Use u?e of Avon’s Film. Tumors, llropey, Kislnry CntnitlainHU fttnl other disorders cansHl by debility t>r ...4dttfructionr4w» by ArnWirrnnuE— Suppression, an.l Painful NonstrnStlon, have a silfti uhd rehdy .-otinsty HI AYER’S PILLS. Full directions,' In various company each package. rr.rrAnrn nr Dr. J. C.Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mas* Bold hy tin DrnggilM; 4<_