Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 November 1883 — Quoting Scripture. [ARTICLE]

Quoting Scripture.

The following dialogue took place in a certain well-known theological college: Professor (loquitur); “You are the greatest dunce I ever met with. Now, I don’t believe that you could repeat to me two texts of Scripture correctly.” Student (in reply): “Yes, 1 can.” Professor: “Well, do it.” Student (feelingly and with much thoughtful consideration): “He departed and went and hanged himself." Pause. - ' ./a ■■ .