Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 November 1883 — Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

The Want of a Reliable Diuretic Which, while acting as a stimulant of the kidneys, neither excites nor irritates them, was long since supplied by Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters. This fine medicine exerts the requisite degree of stimulation upon these organs, without producing irritation, and is, therefore, far better adapted for the purpose than unmedicatted excitants often resorted to. When we consider that the kidneys and bladder share In importance with the bowels, as the sluices or outlets fer th", refuse matter of the system, the necessity of sustaining their activity beaomes apparent. The kidneys act as purifiers of the blood, and when their functions are interfered with through weakness, they need toning. They become healthfully active by the use of the Bitters when falling short of relief from other sources. This superb stimulating tonic also prevents an 1 arrests fever and ague, constipation, liver complaint, dyspepsia, rheumatism and other ailments. Use it with regularity.

An English magazine is speculating as to “the kind of clothes ghosts wear.” We always supposed they wore spirit wrappers.— Norristown Herald. The toothless man ought to be a sweet talker, for all his words must of necessity be gum drops. People who lose their money in bucket shops, would rejoice at a chance to kick the bucket _________ Mknsman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing ’As entire nutritious properties. It contains bloodmaking, force-generating and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-work, or acute disease,, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard 4 Co., proprietors, Now York. Bold by druggists. John Milton, by writing “Paradße Lost,” proved himself the original “fall” poet Joplin, Mo.—Dr. J. B. Morgan says: “I find that Brown’s Iron Bitter* gives entire satisfaction to all who use it.” Handkerchief flirtations at the beach are sea waves that are not sad. Rheumatism, disordered blood, general debility, and many chronic diseases pronounced incurable, are often cured by Brown's Iron Bitters. A nipping air—The one the mosquito sings before he bites ~ Ernest Reese, of Hannibal, Mo., says: "Samaritan Nervine cured .me. of sick head- , ache.” - - 1 The coins paid for beer are bar nickels of society. Pimples, pustules, and all skin disorders are cured by using Samaritan Nervine. Rule for church fair oyster suppers— Twice one is stew. „ ...

“Put Up” at the Gault House. The buri lies < man or tourist, will find firs.-class accommodations at the low price of $ and 0 per day at the Gault House, Chicago, corner Clinton and Madison streets. Tins far-famed hotel is located in the center ot the citv, only one block from the Union Depot Elevator; all appoinments firttclass. H. W. Horr, Proprietor. The Conductor. Conductor Warren, of Winona, Minn., says: ‘1 used one bottle of Warner s White "Wine of Tar Syrup when I was so hoarse I could not speak above a whisper, and in twenty-four hours it cured ma It u the best remedy I ever saw.” A Rough Joke. It’s kind of rough to be troubled with affection of the scalp, isn’t it? ” said a sympathetic Pittsburgher. “Yes, was the laconic reply, “dandruff,” but Carboline will smooth it out.

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