Rensselaer Republican, Volume 16, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 September 1883 — Dyspepsia. [ARTICLE]

Dyspepsia.

| A man of the period rushed into a down-town restaurant, and called for j the following delicacies: | '-“Bring me a bowl of glucose, some ! fresh butterine, a loaf of alum, and a cup of tea—no, I mean plumbago, with soapstone indigo and gypsum. Well, what are you staring at?” “We haven’t any : but we have some i fresh butter, nice Vienna bread and | best tea in the market, ” returned the waiter. “That’ll do,” said the man, “yon’re twenty years behind the age. I’ll go I to some eating-house where they keep I up with the—times. PrelzcfsI f eekly. " Adversity exasperates fools, dejects cowards, draws out the facilities of the wise and induetrious, puts the modest to the necessity of trying 1 heir skill, awes the opulent and mokes the idle i ndustrious. • —Coleri dg e~ ■> As Illinois farmer bought a dersey cow for S2OO. He has sold two of her calves for SI,OOO each, and the cow bearself fayslo,ooo.