Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 39, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 June 1883 — I Don’t Believe It. [ARTICLE]

I Don’t Believe It.

Said a crabby dyspeptic to a friend who had just told Him’that Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla was a permanent cure for dyspepsia—l don’t believe it,” and the crabby dyspeptic continues to enjoy the horrible comfort that his dyspepsia gives him. Dr. Guysott’s remedy is a permanent cure for dyspepsia It strengthens the digestive organs me st wonderfully. Ask your druggist to get it for you. The new “Married Woman’s Property act” in England encourages a woman to lend money to anybody except her husband. It enables her to sue him, and to be witness against him. It also renders her liable.to maintain both her husband and her children.

The fashionable style of building in New York is the bachelor flat. The elevators in these establishments are worked by cork-screw. An old butcher way out in Missouri, With neuralgia, he suffered like fury, St. Jacobs Oil banished The pain which all vanished— And prevented a Coroner’s jury. A cranky old man named Blake, Says St. Jacobs Oil “takes the cake," He gavS it one test, And says it’s the best Cure in tfie world for backache.

The wives of some of the most prominent men of Coudersport, Pa., have formed a society in opposition to the Masonic order. They have determined to hold their meetings on the same evenings as the Masons, at as late an hour, and will endeavor to reach home ♦in the same state of set-’em-up-ativeness as their lords and masters. Mensman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing tts entire nutritious properties It contains bloodmaking, force-generating and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled conitions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over-Work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. In spite of the popular superstition as to the number of thirteen, the thirteenth card of a suit is a good thing to hold in a game of whist is easier to convince a man against his senses than agn'mst his will.” When a sick man has given Kidney-Wort a thorough trial, both will and senses join in unqualified approval of its curative qualities in all diseases of the liver, kidneys and bowels.