Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 May 1883 — CONUNDRUMS. [ARTICLE]

CONUNDRUMS.

When is. a sailor not a sailor *? When he is a-board. Who may marry . many a wife and yet live single all his life ? A clergyman. When is a man not a man ? When he is a-shaving/ When is a ship.not a ship? When she is a building. What animals are the greatest gamblers? Sheep. They gambol in their youth, and the best of them fire black legs. How can a man make his coat last? By making his vest and pants first. How many wives does the marriage service allow? Sixteen. Four (for) better, four (for) worse, four (for) rich er, four (foi) perrer. tar With Diamond Dyes any lady can get as good results as the best practical dyer. Every dye warranted true to name and sample. The best time to offer your hand to a lady when she is getting out of an omnibus.