Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 March 1883 — The Cherman Farber's Puzzle. [ARTICLE]

The Cherman Farber's Puzzle.

New York San. “Oh, de very subchect of dot monkey a parber py der negst chair makes me sick oat of my stummick. He has yet once more again mate all de gusdimers mat. He edarted apout a week pehind yesterday to give avay a new gonundrum. *My aunts and ancles,’ he hat sayt, ‘all hat novhere else lived except Ohermany and New Yorick, yet my cousin Loweesa too porn not in New Yorick,not in Ohermany, and not py de ocean already. How could dot peen?* Veil, dot made ont der greatest oxoitement. Blendy of gasdimers says she vos in Belgium born, and France, und Holland, und Danemark, und Hopoken, und New Ohersey, on der ▼ay from Ohermany coming ofer. But dot foolish parber he sayt 'No, no, no,’ every dime choost der sama Brettjr quick he wrote dose dings out und tested ’em der site of der vail: “ho,w cam such dimgs pxbm? “My aunts und angles all peen bom (und livede whole of their lifes out) by' Ohermany and New Yorick. Aber mine cousin Loweesa vos pom not in Ohermany. “It vos easy ven you found him out. “My colly! such an oxoidement you neffer vood dink of. Vise olt men out smarty young vellers, dem all grazy vent, unt I mineaelt, forgot minezelf and sayt maype she vos in de harbor py New Yorick porn, or a Hopoken ferrypoa. iaside But No, no, no,* de monkey parber noding else voud’t sayt. To-day he hatbromised to baste up der explanation, und thera you can see vot it vos: “I HAT GOT MB NO OOVBIN DOWBIBA. “Such a pig lummix of a grazy fool as dot—he dires avay my batience out” The Ohio Legislature is considering the adulteration of foods and medicine. It is informed by a Cincinnati chemist that liver and kindey complaints, so common and so destructive to human life, are large ly due to the nee of sulphurie acid in the manufacture of sugar and syrup. He also declares that quinine pills are extensively adulterated, and that many other medicines are not to be depended upon Justice Field, of the United States supreme court, expects to make a trip to Japan during the oomingsummer.

“86u&h’!SudrJ. vrw. Kirk. “Hercules” braid, J. V. W. Kirk. Silk “Tublor” braid, J. V. W. Kirk. String and Lima Beans, 10c a can at Laßue’s. Dem’s old stand. Learning has a new and beautiful stock of ware. Genuine Maple Syrup at La Rue’s. Dem’s old stand. Canned fruits, of all kinds, bottom prices, at Laßue’s. Dem’s old stand. Paints, oils and dye stuff, cheap at Learning’s. Garden seeds, all kinds, at La Rue’s. Dern’s old stand. New furniture, matresses and springs, just received at Sears & Son’s. Dish rag, Napkin, Towel and Ivorv, in fact all kinds of soaps, at La Hue’s. Dem’s old stand. Remnants of wall paper at Learning’s at first cost, and don’t you forget it. Fresh stock of mince meat only 10c per lb, at Laßue’s. Dera’s old stand. The finest stock of Spring clothing just received at Leopolds and will be sold lower that ever!—A Leopold. All kinds of Jellies, Currant, Raspberry, &c, at Laßue’s, in bulk and in 3 ft) jars, for 25c per jar, its nobby, try some. Carpets, latest Patterns, just received, a large stock and varied prices, you are invited to call and examine. Sears & Son. An extensive and beautiful stock of Cloaks and Dolmans, of the latest styles, for Spring and Summer wear, at Leopold’s Bazar. Beautiful lace curtains in Swiss and Guimpure, at all latest, window shades, poles and rings, curtain hooks, &0., &c. Sears & Son’s. Beautiful Patterns in single and double Ennges Rugs crumb cloths at Sears & Son. New Goods.—R. F. Priest & Bro., have just received a nobby line of hats, the latest thing out. Also a new stock of Furnishing Goods. Sears & Son, have a nice line of crockery ware, ironstone china which they are selling at low prices.. Hedge Plants:—3o,ooo good 2 year old Osage Orange hedge plants for sale at 1.50 per 1000. Four miles south of Rensselaer. Joseph I. Adams. 1-ap. pd. Just Received.-—At Leopold’s Bazar, one of the finest stocks of spring good consisting of the latest styles of Dress Goods of all fabrics to-gether with novelities in trimmings to match. Ladies please call and examine. Mr. J. J. ‘Waterbury, has stood the test of skilled opposition in his business, in this place, and has earned the reputation of a firstclass tailor; and we bespeak for him the patronage that he deserves. Give him a call while the stock is fresh. Look out for ,a “Boom” in the Merchant Tailor business! J. J. Waterbury has just received a fine stock of Spring and Summer Suitings, of the choicest designs, that will please the most fastidious, and connot fail to suit the tastes of all of his many customers. Full, Complete, Ready:—Ludd iHopkins now has his spring stock opened, and there can be found all the latest novelties in dress goods, the very latest in shoes, and the largest stock of bleached and unbleabhed muslins in the county. If you want the latest styles, and the best goods that can be found in the market, call on Hopkins. W. H. & C. Rhoades have the agency of the justly celebrated Mason A Hamlin Organs; they are fully warranted, and the best intniments made. They range in price from $22.00 up to $1,000.00 and over. If you want . a first-class organ, in even’ rwet, call on W. H. & C. Rhoades, they have there Naples on hand now, one at SSS, one at $126, and one at $l5O. hix! they are beautiea.