Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 25, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 March 1883 — HOW IT EFFECTS A MAN. [ARTICLE]

HOW IT EFFECTS A MAN.

Take a little wife, The prettier the better; Pat her cheeks, and when She wants to kiss yon—let her. One of these old days You’ll feel one inch taller, When yon see her hug A chopping little equaller.