Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 January 1883 — “Finest Racket Y’ Ever Sawr.” [ARTICLE]

“Finest Racket Y’ Ever Sawr.”

“Up all night, eh ?” “Bet cher life. Finest racket y* ever sawr. Went down to see the snow at the Comique, an’ put away a daisy schooner after every act. Spent nearly $2, and got home at 15 o’clock g. m.— good mornin’—without a solitary sou. Well, y’ see I’ve just moved into a new boarding house in Ninth av’noo, an’ I forgot the night-key when I changed my clo’s in the evenin’, so I thought I’d sit down on the doorstep an’ wait until some nn come along. In about an hour I woke up an’ found another gent sittin’ alongside of me which had also been locked out, so we introduced ourselves and sat there till mornin’ singin’ ‘ What is Home without a Night-Key ? ’ ” — New York Sun.

Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. Thia medicine is very pleasant to take and exhilarating in its effect. It acts as a strengthening cordial and system renovator, the svstem of all blood

' to imfiart that information to all. Bitters are truly a most valuable medicint and will surely cure billiousness, fever and • ague, stomach, liver and kidney complaint! even when all nther remedies fail. . W know whereof we speak and can freely reaemmend them to nil.—Exchange—Sold in fifty cents a bottle by Tmes & Meyer.