Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 January 1883 — The New Story. [ARTICLE]

The New Story.

Not a tale of failure or disappointment; not the old story of the victim or caustic applications and the evils attending their use; but the new story of success, of freedom from pain and,consequently,absence of spots left in the flesh. Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor gives inspiration for happier reports, ana sufferers from corns need not hesitate to try it. Bold everywhere by drugEsts and dealers in medicine. Wholesale, >rd, Stoutenburgh & Co., Chicago. , Man proposes, God disposes—but it takes a woman with her t air down to be indisposed when anybody calls. Much distress and sickness attributed to dyspepsia and chronic diarrhoea is occasioned by humor in the stomach. Hood’s Sarsaparilla is the remedy. Pat—“An* is it the nixt train for Boston ye want? Faith, that wint an hour ago,, sorr."