Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 December 1882 — A Good Little Boy. [ARTICLE]

A Good Little Boy.

Two little Austin schoolboys got into a quarrel, and one of them said to the other: “If it wasn’t for your ma being such a good woman, I’d tear your shirt all to pieces.” f “You tear my shirt, if you dare!” “I ain’t going to tear it, because your ma would have.to mend it, and I don’t want to put her to any trouble, because she gave me two cakes the other day.” As •with some grown-up people, the way to a child’s heart lies through his stomach.— Texas Siftings. Let a Southern negro dream for three successive nights that a pot of gold is buried in certain ground, and all the politicians, preachers and circuses in the land can’t make him happy until his back gives out. Chinamen in India usually receiyw double the pay of Hindoo laborers; Con. C. W. Herbert, of the Forest Park Kestaurant, St. Louis, Mo., was entirely cured of rheumatism by St. Jacobs Oil, says the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.