Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 December 1882 — Page 3

FROM KING TO PATRIARCH.

BY BILL ABP.

When a man begins to get along in years he gradually changes fiom being a king in his family to a patriarch. He is more tender and kind to his offspring, and instead of ruling them, the first thing he knows they are ruling him. My youngest children and my grandchildren just run over me now, and it takes more than half of my time to keep up with ’em, and find eut where they are and what they are doing. Sometimes I get mad and rip up and around like I was going to do something desperate, but Mrs. Arp oomes slipping along and begins to tell how they didn’t mean any harm, and they are just like all other boys, and wanted to know if I didn’t do them sort of things when I was a boy. Well, that’s a fact—l did —and I got a lickin’ for it, too. You see, I was one of the oldest boys, and they always catch it, but the youngest one never gets a lickin’, for by the time he comes along the old man has mellowed down and wants a pet. The older children have married and gone, and the old folks feel sorter like they have been thrown off for somebody no kin to ’em, and so they twine around those that are left all the closer; but by-and-by they grow up, too, and leave them and it’s pitiful to see the goed old couple bereft of their children and living alone in their glory. Then is the time that grandchildren find a welcome in the old family homestead, for as Solomon saith, the glory of the old man is his children’s children. Then is the time that the chaps of the second and third generation love to escape from their wellruled home and for a while find refuge and freedom and frolic at grandpa's. A. child without a grandpa and grandma can never have its share of happiness. I’m sorry for ’em. Blessings on the good old people, the venerable grandparents of the land, the people with good old honest ways and simple habits and limited desires, who indulge in ne folly, who hanker after no big thing, but live along serene, and covet nothing but the happiness of their children and their children’s children. I said to a good old mother not long ago: “Well, I hear that Anna is to be married.”

“Yeg, sir,** said she, smiling sorrflwfnlly, “I don’t know what I will do. The last daughter I’ve got is going to leave me. I’ve nursed her and petted her all her life, and I kinder thought •she was mine and would always be mine, but she’s run off arter a feller she’s no kin to in the world, one whe never did a thing for her but give her a ring and a book or two and a little French candy now and then, and it does look so Btrange and unreasonable. I couldn’t understand it all if—if I hadn’t done the same thing a long time ago,” and she kept knitting away with a smile and a tear her motherly face. \ But I’m not going to slander these little chaps that keep us so busy looking after them, for their is no meanness in their mischief, and if they take liberties it is because we let ’em. Mrs. Arp says they are just too sweet to live, and is always narrating some of their smart sayings. Well, they are mighty smart, for they know exactly how to get everything and do everything they want, or they know how to manage her, and they know that she manages me and that settles it. A man is the head of a house about some things, . and about some other things he is only next to the head, if he ain’t a fool. A man can punish his children, but it’s always advisable to make an explanation in due timg and let his wife knew what he did it for, because, you see, they are her children, sure enough, and she knows it and feels it. The pain and trouble, the nursing and night watching have all been hers. The washing and dressing, and mending and patching—tieing up fingers and toes, and sympathizing with ’em in all their great big little troubles all falls to her while the father is tending to his farm, or his store, or his office, or his friends, or may be his billiard table. When a woman says “This is my child,” it carries more weight and more meaning than when a man says it, and I’ve not got much respect for a law that will give a man a preferenc.e of ownership just because he is a man.

A Half-Dollar Trial.

Mr. Ernest King, editor of the Fall River, Mass., Sun, thus discourses upon the merits of St. Jacobs Oil: “Suffering with rheumatic pains I was Didymus as to remedies. I read of St. Jacobs Oil, and said here goes for a half-dollar trial. I bought a bottle and before it was half used the screw-wrench pains had gone and troubled me no longer. ”

A Good Little Boy.

Two little Austin schoolboys got into a quarrel, and one of them said to the other: “If it wasn’t for your ma being such a good woman, I’d tear your shirt all to pieces.” f “You tear my shirt, if you dare!” “I ain’t going to tear it, because your ma would have.to mend it, and I don’t want to put her to any trouble, because she gave me two cakes the other day.” As •with some grown-up people, the way to a child’s heart lies through his stomach.— Texas Siftings. Let a Southern negro dream for three successive nights that a pot of gold is buried in certain ground, and all the politicians, preachers and circuses in the land can’t make him happy until his back gives out. Chinamen in India usually receiyw double the pay of Hindoo laborers; Con. C. W. Herbert, of the Forest Park Kestaurant, St. Louis, Mo., was entirely cured of rheumatism by St. Jacobs Oil, says the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

Convalescent Persons.

When ene has been sick for a long time with some low fever, such as typhoid or malarial, it is with a gladsome feeling he leaves his bed and finds himself growing better. But oh, how very weak be feels! In such oases a good strengthening tonic like Dr. Gnysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla will help matters greatly. Ask your druggist to get it for you.

An Incident in Penn’s Life.

“And now, in conclusion," said William Penn, “for time flies and money is 12 per cent., I’ll tell thee what I’ll do with the£. We didn’t come here to rob thee, but if tbee has any land thee wants to sell, I’ll make thee an offer as square os a horse trade. I don't care to buy, anyhow, and I don’t want to beat thee out of a foot of ground, but if thee is anxious to sell, I’ll give right here, cash and goods right down on the counter, SSOO for the State of Pennsylvania, with all the dips, spurs, angles, sinuosities, stock, good-will, fixtures, subscription and mailing lists, and all the appurtenances thereunto appertaining, be the same more or less, and you take it or leave it.” “They want you,” the interpreter explained, “to make it five hundred and a half.” “Couldn’t do it," replied Penn. “I won’t make a dollar out of it at SSOO. I've paid £16,000 for it already to a man who never owned a foot of it, and I can’t put much more money into it.” “He wants to know, Onas,” the interpreter said, when a native delegate ceased to speak (Onas was the nearest the Indians could get to a translation for Penn’s name, “Onas" meaning a quill; although why it wasn’t just as easy to say Penn, even with two n’s, no one but an Indian could tell); “he wants to know, Onas, if you paid £16,000 for the State to a land-grabber who couldn’t and can’t give you a deed, if you think it is a square deal to offer the rightful owners only SSOO to quiet title?” And the silence that fell on the assembly was so profound you might havo heard a gum drop.— Burdette.

Money Made on Smail Investments.

We desire to call the attention of our readers to the detailed statement of profits made and paid customers of Fund W every month for the past nineteen months, by the Commission House of Flemming & Merriam. This statement will ‘ be found in our advertising columns. This enterprising and well-known house seems to be furnishing a safe and profitable speculative investment, especially for those who desire to invest small or medium amounts. They report continued activity in the general commission business. They say that for past month the markets, especially in the wheat pit, have been quiet and tame, yet their business shows a continued increase. They offer excellent facilities for any one desiring to operate in the speculative markets on our board, and for shippers of general produce they offer many advantages. Their large warehouse, located at Nos. 20, 22,24 and 26 Market street, running to the river, is specially adapted to their business as receivers and shippera Their offices near the Board of Trade are located at Nos. 141 and 143 LaSalle street, and any information on the market or relating to their business is cheerfully given. “Say," remarked a Charleston, 8. C., spotter to one of the most innocent, “you-fellows carry lois of cheek, whatever else you may have.” “Pshaw!” replied the pilgrim, “we only carry samples; you ought to see our stock. * —The Drummer.

The Conductor.

Winona, Minn., Nov. 29,1879. I had been suffering with a severe colcftor several days; was so hoarse I could not speak above a whisper. Nov. 16 I met one of Dr. Warner’s agents on my train: he handed ine a bottle of White Wine of Tar Syrup; one hour after taking the first dose my hoarseness conmienceato leave me. In twentyfour hours my voice was quite clear and natural, and the cold nearly cured. It is the best remedy I ever saw. Respectfully, 0. W. Warukn, Conductor, Chicago and Northwestern R. R. The Boston Post wants to know “Why shouldn’t a girl have her shoes blacked?” Don’t’know anything about Boston g rls, but the reason why they cannot in St. Louis is because the bootblacks haven’t time.— Nera Haven Register.

Personal!—To Men Only!

The Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will send Dr. Dye’s Celebrated Electro-Voltaic Belts and Electric Appliances on trial for thirty days to men (young or old) who are afflicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaranteeing speedy and complete restoration of health and manly vigor. Address as above. N. B.—No risk is incurred, as thirty days’ trial is allowed. Judge Tourgek says the Jive men are always to be found in front In funeral processions, down here in Texas, we have noticed that the remains were in front, and the live men came straggling along behind— Texas Siftings

Grandmother

Used to say: "Boys, if your blood is out of order, try Burdock tea ; v and then they Usd to dig the Burdock and boil it down in kettles, making a nasty, smelling decoction. Now you get all the curative properties put up in a palatable form in Bubdocx Bloob Bittkbb. Price sl. A Misseusi man got caught in a small whirlwind which raised him just a little way from the ground and shook him until all his buttons fell off. When the thing stopped he muttered: “Beckon Fll have to send for another pound of quinine.”

Arrears of Fay and Bounty.

To Union soldiers reported on rolls as deserters. Act of Aug. 7, 1882. Send stamps for blanks.to Stoddabt A Co., 413 G street, N. W., Washington, D. C. Pension and Bounty claims a specialty. A book-agent had the misfortune to break his leg. at a camp-meeting in Butler, Ga., and, while the sympathizers were gathered around, as two surgeons set the limb, he sold three copies of his book. Fob dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spirits and general debility in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague, and other intermittent fevers, the “Ferro-Phosphorated. jElixir of Oalisaya,” made bv Caswell,-Hazard & 00., New York, and sold by all druggists, is the best tohic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness iphas no equal The waist of time can alwdys be found in the hour-glass. k.' -*—- » Nothing pays a young man better than improving hinqjclf “at H. 8,. Bryant’s Chicago Business Colkgk * ■ «*•

Honor to Whem Honor I-Due.

Honor the name of Dr. Scott Putnam, inventor of Putnam's Painless Coen Exti'a cron. Many leas deserving men have their names enrolled among those considered benefactors of their race. Why not his? Ask those who have used Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor what they think of it Their thankful hearts cannot spund his praise too high. Safe, sure and painless. Beware of cheap substitutes. Sold everywhere by druggists, etc. Wholesale, Lono, StoutkxBunoH <fc Co., Chicago. The fashion of short aleeva< never mads pretty arms, but it is mora than probable that pretty arms mada short sleeves fashionable. Mbs. A. N. Fbani, 177 West Tapper street. Buffalo, N.Y., says she has used Thomas' Ecleotric On. for severe tootbsehe and neuralgia, and considers it the best thing she knows of for relieving pain. Meat has become so dear In Austin that a hotel keeper usos a market basket to carry the money to market, and he i rim> shack the meat in his pocket-book. —Texas Siftings. The successful man has many imitators la his peculiar line of business, but stiH there is only one originator. So, also, ths great petroleum bair renewer, Carboline, as now improved and perfected, holds the palm against all imitators as a genuine article of merit Try it Many a man is like a digit His importance is increased simply because of his association with ciphers. “Bough on Rate." Clean out rats, mioe, flies, roaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermin. IRo. Mothbb Swan’s Worm Sybup, for feverishness, restlessness, worms. Tasteless. 25c. Leandbb opened ths “Marine Court" when he first swam across the Hellespont to meet his darling. The Frazer Axle Grease is the Standard Axle Grease of the world. Use It and save your horses and wagons. One meaning will last two weeks.

The Bible says there is a time to laugh. The time to smile is when the candidate is in a good humor. Oyeb aoO.iXKI Howe Scales have been sold, and the demand increasing oontinuaky. Boxden, Selieck A Co.. Agenta. Chicago, Ilk A Texas man recently committed suicide, ami os he left the whisky bottle in his pocket nearly full he was adjudged insane. Lyon’s Patent Metallic Heel Stifieners keep new boots and shoes from running over. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers. The only house in which the inmates oaa put up a stove without indulging in loud profanity is a deaf and dumb asylum. Tby the new brand, Spring Tobaooa The paper-hanging business Is a bad one, for it always sends a man to the wall.

TWENTY-FOUR HOURS TO LIVE.

From John Kahn, Lafayette, Ind„ who announeet that he is now In 'perfect health," wa hare the following : "One year ago I was, to all appearance, in the last stages of Consumption. Our best physicians gave my case up. I finally got so lew that our doctor said I could not live twenty-four hours. My friends then purchased a bottle of DR. WM. HALL’S BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, which considerably benefited me. I continued until I took nine bottles. lam now in perfect health, having used no other medicine." DR. DkWITT C. KELLINGER’B LINIMENT is an Infallible cure for Rheumatism, Sprains, Lame-less and Diseases of the Scalp, and for promoting tha growth of the Hair.

ThTEW COLD WATER Sheep Dip.. Send stomp 1“ for testimonials to T. W. Lawford, Baltimore, Ma. UAID Send costal for Hl'am Catalog. HULL’S HAIIt Hair Store, 38 St 40 Monroe Chicago. __p m For Business at the Oldest ft Beat J If, .' jrfZf Commercial College. Circular free. Adclret* C. BaTLibs, Dubuque, la. IlfiTniirC I Jbwelbt, Silvzbwabe, retailed WulltHrX I at wholesale rates. Price-list free. VVnIUIILUI T.w.Kennedy,P.O.Boxßs6.N.Y. (vdrwfj Address J. A, Branson, Detroit. Mich. YOUNG MEN be ait ■atom. address VALENTINE bftOS.. Janesville. Wta AGENTS WANTED for the Best and Fastest-Sell-ing Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reduced 81 per cent. National Publishing Co., Chicago, HI. ENCINESSe’&SS write Tub AULTMAN k TAVLOR CO. Mansfield, (A t /IfllTinflmike money selling our FarailyMedA fi J. p> lU I VicincK. Ndfcapital required. StandAUljll 1 Oan* Cure Co., 197 Pearl 8t„ N. Y. IIFII fIPfTR I 1* elegant silk-finished BmlflS l|tn Until ! Handkerchiefs tor *1.23. *3 Wb V A 7-shot well-rifled Revolver sl. By mail, 10 c. extra. Other goods equally low. Chas. Lubrecht’s Empire Novelty House, 44 Vesey St., New York. PATENTSSS FARMERS’ SONS AND DAUGHTERS CAN MAKE etfSo°s?H working for the American Fanner during the winter and spring. Address E. A. K. Hackett, Ft. Wayne,lnd. 'jCBl. BEARD KLTXTK /^\ FTlbrl |B'fW*mrorrae tßinrutai Ma-tosW, Wh— f ■ 1 ■ V aA 111 AfTylOAWi BtUyH»(sa4«l4NN | M‘| yifffcj&LFrzmm gxxst ASA tIM.M Prist yst Fashw wMh 4lrm>it« m sM —4p—IBSI4BISSM, SfcrTl •u..stamps or •ilvor. L.A.LJiMITU*UUtoWAsU.I»aUUMjIL BCM 0| Aai C For Soldier• on any die-' rCNOI w IM O ease, wound or inlury. Parents, widows and children are entitled. Millions appropriated. Fee *lO. Increase pensions, bounty, bade pay and honorable discharges procured. NEW LAWS. Bend stamp for Instructions and bounty table. N. W. Fitzgerald &Co„ Attorneys, Box 588,Washington J>U. MONEY-M AKING! speculation, bv which *2OO realized *472; 8 d iys' operations 0n1y—827,000 IN ONE YEA it at i-a ntrate. Also, how to test truth of above statement. Turf Investment! and Jockey Mounts at the coming Sivannan Rices. Send stamp to RICHARDSON a CO„ 116 to 120 Washington St-. Chicago.

"h" WHEHAU U MTAIIL E| Ml Beet Cough Syrup. Tastes good. l£J jan Use in time. Sold by druggists, ga TCURE FTfST When I *hv euro i u*» not menn uierciy to itop mem lor fctltno und tnen havo them return agraln. f mean a radtcal euro. 1 have made the dlaoaao of KITB, EPILEPSY ©r FALLING SIUKNKBS a Ilf* long Etudy. I warrant mjr remedy to cure the worafc cases. B«cau»e othors hare foiled la no reason for nut now receiving a care. Send at once for a treatise and a-Freo Bottle of my In fall! bio remedy. Give Express and Post Ofllee.jlt coats yott bothlng lor a trial, snd I will cure you. \ Address Dr. If. 0. ROOT, 18» PW»m*. New 1 Oik. INVEST ONE 111 >LW ■ BeandMil UlusAND , trated Catalogue, Save Your Dolors. to send la your audits, will aend you KllKK f prepaid , OUR ELEGANT BOOK! Containing illustration* and descriptions of several hundred Gold and Silver Watches, Diamond*. Jewelry, Fancy A tides, etc. Address WHITNEY CO:>KK k CO., 02 Market Ut„ Chicago, Hi. (Established 1870.1

MM FOB RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Sorenese of the Cheat, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, S waitings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Bar and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other * Pains and Ashes. Ho Preparation on «urth equals Sr. Jaoom On as a safe, sure, simple and cheap btnul BAsdy. A trial entails but ths comparatively trifling outlay of 60 Coats, and ovary oaa suffering with pain ean have cheap and positive proof of its claims. , Directions in Haven Languages. * BOLD BT ALL DBUGGIBTB AND DEALEBI nr MEDICINE, A. VOGEUER & CO., Baltimore, Md., V. 4. JL PATENTS MfflSHWSts I R I ImJBI I flw Attorney s.Wnahington.D.O Full Ins ructions end Handbook on Vsmxx»s,tUj\ree. nae thouiende of eaeee of tho wont Und end of bag Standing have been cured. Indeod, so strong It my falta In lta efficacy, that I will tend TWO BOTTLES PR El, together with a VALUABLE TREATISE on tbit dltMoe.te any (Ufltror. Olvoßxprsts end P. O. address. DK. T. A. SLOCUM, I*l Pearl SL, New York. inn®! Pnnnns’ Pnrrutlve Fills make Newßloh Blood and will completely change the blood In the entire system in three months. Any iierton who will take one pill each night from 1 to IS weeks msy be restored to sound health, if such a tbing be possible. Bold everywhere, or sent by mall for 8 letter stamps. I. H. JOHNSON A CO., Boston, Musa., formerly Bangor, Me. , ’ INFORMATION, CIRCULARS AND RKFRRICNCEB. address DK. F. L. FOND. Aurora. Kane Co.. 111.

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4TH WEEK OF MOV., 1882. Hi & Hemal, MUTUAL CMPERATiV' FUND! Nos. 141 & 143 LaSalle St., Chicago. For the Snle nn«l Profitable Investment eff Small and Medium Amounts. Dividend* arepa'd on the first of each month. loom of-town Subscribers a Draft Is sent bp Mall. BT AT BMBZffT Of the Profits made on each Share of Fund W, during the past 18 mouths, or from May Ist, 1881, Office. la€ 1883. „ IBharks or »W Eacb.l Per Share. May, 1881 46 per cent |4JS Jape. * ®t * • Ml July, * 48 * 4 AS Bept.. * .68 ■ S 3 Oct., * 88 * S.M Nov.. * St * S.» Dec.. ‘ 40* * 4.0 S Jan.. IKB 65 * Ml Feb.. * 88 * Ml March, * 43 * * Ml April. “ 48 * 4AS May, * 41* * 4.1* June, - * 87 * BJI July. * 27* " IB 5k : = :::::::::::::: 8* Profits on each Share of *lO for 18 months.filMT-MJfl Owing to the many changes In valuea during the paß nineteen months, snumlier of trades were made sad closed without profit to the Fund, which wore fully ear plained In former statements to shsre-owners; yak notwithstanding these trades, a profit of WH7.ft‘4* was made on each share, and we are pleased to hear of Its general satisfaction of shareholders. November Profits of Fund W. First Week Nov. Profits are 8* per cent. Second «• “ “ *• A ** « Third- »• ** “ “ 0)£ •• s Fourth •• •• “ ‘‘II •* « OR $3.20 PROFITS FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER. PROFITB PAID FIRST OF EACH MONTH. 49*Thls statement gives a clear and full account sad date of the first trade mudo down to the present tuna thus fully showing our house to be the first snd oldest house operating capital on tha Co-operative Plan. 49* Fund W haa been ao long in operation it has attained a position and force in the market which makes its future, profitable success of much easier an! certain attainment. As the Fund becomes more fully subscrllied for, wa are enabled to take larger trades, fully protected hr heavy margins, thus increasing the percentage at profits. Shares for Fund W now being subscribed for. Nff liability to the shareholder beyond the amount invested. Any shareholder who may become dissatisfied, or tor any cause may wish to sell his stock, can seniVit to oar office, and' It will be cashed at Its full face value hr Fund W Company. We also execute ordors for the purchase or sale at Oraln, Provisions and Stocks on margins for large Of small individual traders, and for Stocks, Honda ana other Investment securities. 49* the Cash IV fits paid to shareholders Of Fund W, for the past FQUIt MON THO, have amounted to on r 100 per cent, on their investment, leaving the original investment making money, or payable on demantl. All money goes into the working fund as soon sa received, and draws dividends from all future profits made immediately after entering the fund. The large circular gives full explanations and purtioulars. They are sent free on application. Share* for sale now In Fund W. Aiivnne—made on Consignments. Address FLEMMING & MERRIAM, General Commission Merchants. 141 Sc 143 LaSalle St., Chicago, ID. ty Special attention paid to our Receiving Department of General Produce having a large Warehouse, centrally located, and other special facilities. Gash advances made. Correspondence with shippers to this market solicited. THEBEST«“T Demorest’s Illustrated Monthly. Sold by all Newsdealers and Postmasters. Send twenty cents for a specimen copy la W. JENNINGS DEMOIUCSX, Publisher, Iff E. 14tli St., New Yoik. tW The New Volume (19) commences with November. Send FIFTY CURTS for three months; it will satisfy you that you can subscribe Two Dollars for a year and get ten times its value.

INCREASE $lO YOUR CAPITAL. Investors of small and matflui Asada amounts In Grain, Provisions aat KVfl Stocks aa full; Protected as naoel OKU extensive and influentialoparaiora Our successful, fully triod, old ee- _____ tabllshed plan. Try ItTwptrt WHEAT Mnt weekly, dividends paid month ly. Bend at onoe tor explain osf ▲mm circulars and naat record, kbsA VEII Dividends paid duringpaatthirtoea Share* 1 * Address FLKMJiUNcP* STOCKS *“ DIWA9 dir We want a local agent ta _ every town. ExceUsyat iaduc* SIOO OKAY’S SPECIFIC MEDICINE. TRADE MARK Tn Obbat Em-TRADE MAKE QLISH RbmXDT. a ifmk An unfailing cure for Seminal Weakneas, Hpermator MWI rbea, Impoteucy, AWr W't/il and all Diseases ME AI Cm that follow aa a SJ sequence of SelfAbuse; as loe* of »wNtrRFBI:. Memory, Unlver- " vR *al las* tudejpaiD In the Back, Dim* 1 BEFORE TAKINB."*** of vuion p r «- AFTER TAKMNL mature Out Age, and many other diseases that lead to Insanity or Consumption and a Premature Grave. particulars in our psmphlet, which we dsdtie to send free by mail to every one. tWTbe Speeiflo Medicine is sold by sll druggists at gl per package, or ' six pickage* for sb, or will be sent free by mail on reoeipt of the money, by addressing t THE GRAY MEDICINE CO.. Buffalo, N. Y. On account of counterfeits, ws have adopted the Ysi low W rapper; the only genuine. A ing. Seminal Weikmaa, War and all whono aedentai ry employment causea I Nervous, Prostrakoo, I - Irregularities of the WNkN F blood, stomach, bowels f . or kidncyM, or who re, WMta quire a nerve tonic, apW peti/.er or Rtiraulaot, ■ Samaritan Nervine «la invaluable. Tho» |a SS«“ S THE DR. 8. A. RK CCi Sole Proprietor*. SL Joseph, Mo, C.I.P. No. 40. WHEN WRITING TO YY pleaae say you saw the advertlsense’a In thu paper.