Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 November 1882 — No Matter What Happens, [ARTICLE]

No Matter What Happens,

You may rest assured that you are safe in being speedily cured by Thomas’ Eclectric Oil tn all cases of rheumatism, neuralgia, toothache, etc. One total only is necessary to prove its efficacy. An eminent lawyer having recovered from a very dangerous illness at the age of 9>, his friends congratulated him and encouraged him to get up. “Alas!” said he to them, “it is hardly worth while to dress myself »gain ” Deacon Smith buys Carboline, the deodorized petroleum hair renewer and restorer, and, since its improvement, recommends it to all hi* - friends as the perfection of all hair preparations. This shows that the Deacon is a wise man and knows what is what An old lady from one of the rural districts astonished a clerk in one of the stores by inquiring if he had any “yaller developments sich as they did up letters in. ” The Frazar Axle Grease is the best and, intrinsically, the cheapest Don’t work your horses to death, by using poor axle Grease. Try it “Landlady,” said he, “this coffee isn’t settled.” “No,” she replied, "but it comes as near it as your last month’s board bill does. ” • Common colds neglected cause onehalf the deaths. Consumption lurks in every cough, often using as a mask the ruddy cheek and sparkling eye tiff its deadly seeds are deeply planted in the system. Eilebt’s Extract of Tab and Wild Cherry will surely cure colds, coughs, croup, catarrh, bronchial complaints, and ward off consumption. An enterprising foundry-man has named an economical stove he has invented, the “Semi-coal-’un. ” — Lowell Courier. Db. Winchell’s Teething Sybup is just the medicine for mothers to have in the house for the children. It will cure colds, coughs, sore throat, and regulate the bowels. Do not fail to give it a trial, you will be pleased with its charming effect Sold by all druggists. “Will the coming man use both arms?” is asked. He doubtless will, if the coming woman is able to drive the horse. Uncle Sam’s Condition Powders should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the growth, and restores the sick. Sold by all druggists. There are now about 2,400 different diseases, and every year the strain on a single patent medicine becomes harder and harder; yet the medicine stands up mantuby and promises to cure them aJL