Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 October 1882 — Nearly a Miracle. [ARTICLE]

Nearly a Miracle.

E Asenith Hall, Binghamton, N. Y., writes: “I suffered for several months with a dull pain through left lung and shoulders. I lost my spirits, appetite and color, and could with difficulty keep up all day. My mother procured some Burdock Blood Bitters; I took them as directed, and have felt no pain since first week after using them, and am now quite welL ” Price, sl. The man who “woke to ecstasy the living lyre” is notified that it would have been just as well if the living liar had been left to slumber on. We have enough living liars now. What the world needs is a few dead ones. No poisonous drugs enter into the composition of Carbolme, a deodorized extract of petroleum, the natural hair restore rand dressing, as now improved and perfected. It is the perfection of the chemist’s art, and will, beyond a peradventure, restore the hair on bald heads. It is all very well to say: “Give a boy a chance to work at what he takes to. ” Rut supposing he doesn’t take to anything? DR. WINCHELL’S TEETHING BYBUP IS JUSt the medicine for mothers to have in the house for the children. It will cure oolds, coughs, sore throat, and regulate the bowels, Do not fail to give it a trial, you will be pleased with its charming effect, Sold by all druggists. If a man could only lose both cuff-buttons at the same time he would be all right, It is losing one that kills him.

Uncle Sam’s Condition Powders should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle, hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the growth, and restores the sick. Sold by all druggists. In one of his eloquent outbursts, Bob Ingersoll asked: “What could the angels sav to the avalanche?” We guess they said: “Well, let her slide.” —The Judge. The Howe Scales have all the latest imErovements. It is true economy to buy the est Borden, Selleck & Co., Agents, Chicago, 111. — ll ■■■■ ■ i "»- {f 1 ■ ■■■-' Many a man too lazy to make his own living is very industrious while making love. 'T— ' There is a fine «lass of young men now in attendance at H. B. Bryant’s Chicago Business College. Teacher —“ And what comes after T?” Pupil—“ You do, to see my sister, Ann Maria. ” One pair of boots or shoes saved every year by using Lyon’s Patent Heel Stiffeners. Do not despise the dullest of insects. Never hold the beetle he stings you