Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 October 1882 — An Important Discovery [ARTICLE]

An Important Discovery

Has been made whereby a successful vegetable .combination has been introduced, which acts upon the bowels, the liver and the kidneys, and at the same time imparts strength and vitality to the entire system. Burdock Blood Bitters constitute this important discovery. Prioesl.oo. “This is a stub-pen-duous-joke on the penmakers, ” remarked one merchant to another, as be clipped the points of his worn-oat pen; “saves me considerable in my pen bill at the end of the year.” “Yes,” returned the other, “but the amount of extra fluid you use with it Is ink-calculable. ” —The Judge.

I» you feel dull, drow«T, dahfliiated. bar* •allow oofor of akin, or yeUowish-browß spots on face or body, frequent headache or chariness, bad taste in month, internal heat or chills alternated with flushes, low spirits and gloomy forebodings, irregular appetite, and liver,” or “ biliousness." In many cases of “Brer complaint" only part of these symptoms sze experienced. As a remedy for all such eases Dr. Pierce's “ Golden Medical Discovery” has no equaL as it effects perfect end radical cures. At all drag stores.

Tyk lost a patient," said a doctor, sitting down to a boarding-house dinner table, while a frown on his face was as dark as a gunpowder poultice. “I am sorry to hear it Maw or woman! 1 ” asked one of the boarders. “A man.” “When did he die?” “Die, dam him; he's not dead. He Btopped taking my medicine, got well, and ran away without paying the bill” Bad temper often proceeds from those painful disorders to whioh women are subject In female complaints Dr. R. Y. Pierce’s “ Favorite Prescription*’ is a certain cure. By all druggists. The obliging visitor, to show that he really is fond or children, and that the dear little one is not annoying him in the least, treats the kid to a ride upon his knee, “Trot! trot! trot! How do you like that, my boy? Is that nice?" “Yes, sir," replied the child, “but not so nice as on the real donkey—the one with four legs. ” Young or middle-aged men, suffering from nervous debility, loss of memory, premature old age, as the result of bad habits, should send three stamps for Part VIL of Dime Series pamphlets. Address World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. “I should so like to. have a coin dated the year of my birth, ” said a maiden lady of uncertain , age to a male acquaintance. “Do you think you could get one for me?” “I am afraid not,” he replied. “These very old coins are only to be found in valuable collections.” And yet he oannot see why; when he met the lady the next day, she didn’t speak to him.— Cincinnati Saturday Night.