Rensselaer Republican, Volume 15, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 October 1882 — Absurdly Stupid and Foolish. [ARTICLE]

Absurdly Stupid and Foolish.

“Dern’s Best” School Books cheap at Kannal’a. An elegant cigar,-“Dern’s Best.” Scratch Books cheapest at KannoTs. (ettjoy a good smoke? get “Dmi’s Best.” New goods received every week nt Miss Sadie Crane’s. The “Verbena” cigar takes the lead. Bnn Learning sells them. Save monpy by buying your groceries of Eger Bros. The finest cigar in the west. ’“Bern’s Best.” A CAR lo ad of salt—just received at Eger Bros.

A fine assortment in dress trimmings at Leopold’s Bazaar. A fine decorated cud and saucer and one pound of good tea for 50 cents, at Eger Bro’s. Go to Kannal’s “ Jewelry Store” if you want a Gold Watch, Fine Gold Ring, or a Neck Chain. Moods! Hoods!! Hoods!!! —all fetyles, very cheap, at Hemphill & Honan’s. Eger Bros, roast their own coffee, and guarantee it to be the best in the marketLadies: You can save money by buying your millinery goods of Mrs. E. r. Honan. Mothers, call at Leopold’s and get yon a suit of children’s clothes that are nobby and very cheap. Remember. —The “Jumbo” corset can only be bought of Hempbill & Honan. Eger Bros, will sell you Glass and Queens ware, and Lamps of all kinds cheaper than any house iu Jasper county.

Down they go: —Our stock of canned goods is large and we wish to reduce it, call and see, we can make you happy.—Dern Bros, You cannot find a better assortment in Dolmans and Cloaks, Cloaking and fine Dress Goods than at Leopold’s Great Bazaar. Birds, Plumes, Tips,* Plushes All the newest. shades at Miss Sadie Crane's. A beautiful little bible for twenty-five cents, complete and well bound at F. B. Learning’s Drug and Book store. Every pair of boots and shoes will be sold at prime cost, for cash only, at Leopold’s Great Bazaar, They must be sold, call and supply yourself. A New drive. Go to Denis’ and get a package of tea, and thereby i;o longer eat with an old knife and fork, when with each package you can get, free of cost, an elegant Silver Knife and Fork.

If you wish to see the finest stock of clothing ever offered in Rensselaer, and at prices that are lower than the lowest, call at Leopold’s great Bazaar. A large assortment in Furnishing Goods. Emmet Kannal has on sale the “ Story and Camp” Organ— manufactured in Chicago, and guaranteed to be the best low price Organ in the market. Call and eiamiag, the instruments and learn prices. - ■ We do not wish onr readers to forget that the Chicago & Norm Western Road can take them to any of the Government Free Land and Land Grant districts in the Northwest; Wiscottsin, Michigab, Minnesota, Dakota* lowa and Nebraska.

to nllow j>bejhdice or ignornhce to get the hotter of good judgement. It has been amply shoWn fthd conclusively proven that k-onstipitHoht bad breath, dispepsia, kid* bey ftfre'Ctions and all diseases of the liver, stomach and bowels have been cured and ban be cured by simply taking Simmons liiver Regulator. It is harmless; not unpleasant aud easily procured—so there la no reason to be ignorant of a true remey. If you suffer, you have no excuse, foi this medicine places certain relief and cure Within your reachi