Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 September 1882 — A Heavy Swell. [ARTICLE]

A Heavy Swell.

Jacob H. .Bloomer, Virgille, N. Y., writes: "Thomas’ Eclectbic Omcured a badly swollen neck and sore throat in forty-eight hours. My wife was also cured of a lame foot in twenty-four hours.” The fashion reporter who wrote with reference to a belle. “ Her feet were incased in shoes that might be taken for fairy boots,” tied his wardrobe up in a handkerchief and left for parts unknown when it appeared the next morning: “Her feet were incased in shoes that might be taken for ferry boats.” Mubdeb will out, so will the fact that Carboline, a deodorized extract of petroleum, the natural hair renewer and restorer, is the best preparation ever invented and excels all other hair dressings, as thousands of genuine c< .ticates now in our possession abundantly prove. Huxley says “there was a time when men walked en afi fours.” He probably alludes to that interesting time in the early life of us all when we approached a neighbor’s melon patch from the back way.