Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 September 1882 — Page 3

A Fisher Caught.

“On my last trip to the States, * said Mr. Arthur Fisher, of this paper, “I caught a very bad cold which settled into a severe case of rhenmittiiuy I did not know what to do for it, so I resolved to purchase St. .Jacobs Oil for a trial. Happy thought. I began applying, the Oil, and in two weeks was as well as ever.”— Toronto, Canada, Globe.

Drinking While Working.

Men in health perspire freely when vigorously at work on warm days. Very hc:.vy sweating may sometimes arise from weakness; a dry skin may indicate disorder. Evaporation from the surface carries off heat and keeps the body cool. A larger supply of drinking water is required for the warm haying and harvest days, but much less than is commonly supposed. Half a pint of water, sipped slowly, will assuage thirst much more effectively than a quart gulped down. A different temperature in two adjacent portions of the body produces congestion. A pint of cold fluid of any kind thrown into the stomach may result in more or less congestion; serious illness, and not infrequently deaths, arise from this cause. If ice water is taken at any time, it should always be swallowed so slowly that the stomach can warm each gill before taking another. As to the kinds of drink, the positive teachings of medical science, and experience, indicate that pure water is by far the best fluid for assuaging thirst, and supplying the wants of the system. Beers, ale, sweetened drinks, or any fluid that contains material that must be digested, are a tax upon the stomach, and tend to disorder the system. If taken at all it should be only with other food. Pure water is absorbed at once into the blood, and is carried directly to those parts of the body where it is needed. If the water is bad, it may usually be corrected by the addition of a little ginger extract ; too much of this produces constipation; but on this account it may be used more freely in looseness of the bowels. All alcoholic drinks are unhealthful for one in active exercise. They stimulate increased effort—effort beyond one’s natural strength—and unnatural exhaustion inevitably follows. Just as far as one raises himself above a normal condition by alcoholic stimulants, just so far below this condition will he surely sink a few hours after, and the elevating and depressing operation wears upon and disorganizes the machinery of the body. —American Agriculturist. The Carson City (Nev.) Appeal says: St. Jacobs Oil is good for rheumatism, neuralgia and a thousand different ills.

The Sun Bonnet in the South.

Yet there a*e people who would see in the New York girls & certain vmolesomeness suggestive of beauty, and, like the prisoner in Picciola, see in these delicate complexions and willowy forma only ill-, supplied lungs and pinched diaphragms. Not 40 my elderly friend who calls heaven’s vengeance down on the man who invented hats for women. “The sun never shone on my wife’s face in her life,” he says, with emphasis. “She wears a sun bonnet.” The sun'bonnet is the great author and consetver of the. Southern complexion.lt is one of the great sectional distinctions between the North and South, never having lost character like the slouch hat It has its fashions. Women exchange patterns with their friends and jealously guard them from their enemies,' and certain varieties at times rage. like the yellow fever. But it is always sun bonnet, whether of a primitive kind, made of calico and fortifled by pasteboard slats, or of corded muslin, transmitting a faint blush of pink or whatever color best suits the ’wearer’s beauty.— Yellow Springs, {Va.,) letter.

It Will Never Do.

It won’t do to neglect such symptoms of ill-health and approaching decay as sediment in the urine, painful urination, urinary sediment, etc. When thus afflicted the kidneys and urinary system need immediate strengthening, else loss of memory, universal lassitude, disturbing dreams and general prostration foNow in their turn, and a shattered nervous system and broken-down constitution makes life ipiserable, and premature death or paralysis inevitable. To counteract the effect of such an unnatural drain, use Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. It will strengthen the parts affected, stop the unnatural drain and check all decay. Ask your druggest to get it for you.

How Quarreis Originate.

Nearly all family and neighborhood troubles originate in bad manners. Some one i gives way to irritation and says something that is harsh either in substance or manner, and this provokes . a reply in kind. Thus the peace is broken, and after that the influences that work to intensify and spread the quarrel develop themselves with wonderful speed. Or, one meddles -with what does not concern him, asks too many questions about it. or makes remarks that it is not his business to make and he has no right to make, and arouses jealousies and resentments. Nine-tenths of the difficulties that occur would have no beginning if every one would make the'effort persistentiy te be courteous at all times, and would always honor the principle of keeping strictly within his line of business—not forgetting to give a soft, if indirect,' answer to those who maj* venture to intrude over it.— Methodist. A writer, signing himself “A well man," writes: “I was ill for years with weakness; urinary sediment and weak kidneys, palpitation of the heart, bad dreams, etc.. were some of the symptoms. I took two bottles of Dr. Guysott's fellow Dock and Sarsaparilla and now can sign myself a well man.” Fogg has got an idea at last, ami he says there’s millions in it, as it meet a long-felt want. It is nothing less than a revolving house, which is to turn upon a pivot, so that the best rooms shall always fade the sun in winter and be in the shade in summer. Fogg has a great head.

TENNYSON’S “ MAY QUEEN.”

Who knows that if the beautiful girl who died so young had been blessed with Dr. Pieroe's “Favorite Prescription,’’ she might have reigned on mxijy another bright May day. The “Favorite Prescription " is a certain cure for all those disorders to which females are liable. By druggists. It is said that panthers in California are so weak from starvation that you can sling them around by the tail It must be great fun, but how surprised a man would feel if he should accidentally get hold of one which had recently had a square meal—Philadelphia News.

OUR PROGRESS.

As stages are quickly abandoned with the completion of railroads, so the huge, drastic, cathartic pills, composed of crude and bulky medicines, are quickly abandoned with the introduction of Dr. Pieroe’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” which are sugar-coated and little larger than mustard seeds, but composed of highly concentrated vegetable extracts. By druggists. ________________ An esthetic invitation to dinner concluded with these words: “I have asked lour minds to meet you.” “Thanks, ” replied the uncultured one, “ I’m awfully sorry not to come, but have accepted an invitation to dine with four stomachs the same night ” If the blood be impoverished, as manifested by pimples, eruptions, ulcers or running sores, scrolulous tumors, swellings or general debility, take Dr. R. V. Pierce’s “ Oolden'Medicat Discovery.” Sold by druggists. She decorated her room with bric-a-brao and pictures, and placed her husband's photo on the topmost nail. Then she sat down to admire her work, and blissfully remarked, “Now everything is lovely, and the goose hangs high. ”

O. R. Keith and Company,

The great Chicago Fancy Dry Goods and Millinery house, opened the fall trade with full lines of Millinery Goods, Notions, White Goods, Hosiery, Yarns, Woolens, Flannels, Cloaks, Shawls, etc., with full lines of Domestic Dry Goods added. Each new departure has brought a great increase of trade, and their sales for August,lßß2,have doubled those of August, 1881. The house is well known wherever Chicago trade reaches, and has the confidence of the public in an unusual degree. Its salesmen are all instructed to represent their goods truthfully. It purchases for cash, and its large sales enable it to sell at bed-rock Slices. Any prominent Chicago business house ' asked which is the leading house in these lines would answer, O. R Keith & Company.

Ben Hill’s God a Living God.

Senator Hill, it might be said, administered on his. own estate during his lifetime. Most of his property was disposed of before he died' by gifts to his children and, his wife. His will is short, merely disposing of the remaining part of his property and giving directions about things that he wished done and in which the public could feel no interest. In item six is the following: “I now give and bequeath to my wife and children that which some of them now possess and which I assure them, in full view of death, is far richer than gold and more to be desired than all human honors. Godjjs a living God and Christ came into the world to save sinners. I beg them to have faith in Jesus, for by this faith alone dan they be saved.”— Atlanta Constitution.

A New Principle.

The nrinciplo upon which Putn'am s Painless Corn Extractor acta i» entirely new. It does not sink d .up into the flesh, thereby produo ng soreness, but acta directly upon the external covering of the corn, separates it from the under layer, reinttves the direct pressure* from the part, and at once effects a radical cure, without anv pa nor discomfort. Let those who are suffering from corns, vet skeptical of treatment try it, and by the completeness of the cure thev will be ready to recommend Putnam’s Painless Com Extractor to others. Wholesale, Lord, Stouteuburgh A Co., Chicago. ' KlEcipe for angels: “Mampia, what makes angels?” asked a little boy, who had been reading of the heavenly inhabitants. The. mother glanced out into the orchard, and with a warning look solemnly replied; “Unripe frqit, my dear.” “•Promptly and Hntirely.” ■ Butlerville, Ind., June 14,1881. ✓ H. A Co.:, Sirs— Your Kidney ana; Liver Cure relieved me promptly and entirely from seyeriMdisease of the kidneys and liver. Julius Beyer. Some of ’em are very like Cousi> Johja Thrasher’s man whctold him he wanted to be door-keeper; but Cousin John hadpromised to vote for another feU,er, and so, to get rid of him, he says: “Why. J|m. did you ever keep a door? ” “No,” hays he. “Did you ever study a book onkeeping a door?” “I never did,” says he. “Well, did you ever attend lectures in Augusta, dr anywhere, on ’ how to keep a door?” “Of course not,” says he. “Well, my dear sir, you had better go back home, and prepare yourself by the next session, and I’ll vote for you "—Bill Atp, in Atlanta Constitution.

That Husband of Mine

Is three times the man he was before he began using Wells’ Health Renewer. tl. Druggists. Bend for pamphlet to E. S. Wells, Jersey City, N. J. - « > . “Porter’s crossing!” screamed a brakeman on the Michigan Central railroad as he put his head in the passenger car. “Well, what if he is?” snapped an old ladyi tartly. “I don’t see any sense in making such a fuss about it:” and she muttered something about folks minding other folks’ business, while the tired passengers smiled audibly among themselves, — Detroit Po»t.. Fob dyspepsia, indigestion, depression of spirits and general debility, in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague and other intermittent fevers, the “ Ferro-Phosphor-ated Elixir of Oalisaya," made by Caswell, Haaard & Co., New York, and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness it has no equal People living tn the Interior of Alaska are said to know little of gratitude and to have no expression for “I thank you. ” Don’t be offended because the lady to whom you surrender your UM* & a street car makes no acknowledgment of the civility. Perhaps she was raised in Alaska.— Cincinnati Saturday Night. * Ask vour physician and he will tell you that for all those tonic properties which strengthen and invigorate, there is nothing known in the vegetable kingdom equal to hops. They are a prominent ingredient in Hops and Malt Bitters. Iconoclastic photography: The horse has always been spoken of as a noble auimal; but the instantaneous photographs which have been made of him threaten to bring him Into well-merited contempt You can’t respect an animal who looks like a kangaroo with a broken back. * Uncle Ham's Condition Powders should be used by every one owning or having the care of horses, cattle hogs or poultry. It improves the appetite, promotes the growtn, and restores the sick. Sold by all druggists.

Unrlvaled.

As being a certain cure for the worst forins of dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation, impurity of blood, torpid liver, disordered kidneys, etc., and a&a medicine for eradicating every species of humor, from an ordinary pimple to the worst ulcer, Burdock Blood Bitters stand unrivaled. Price fl. »1 V , When a man kums to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I giv it to him; this satisfies him that he And I are two az smart men az there is Jiving.— Billings.

A Heavy Swell.

Jacob H. .Bloomer, Virgille, N. Y., writes: "Thomas’ Eclectbic Omcured a badly swollen neck and sore throat in forty-eight hours. My wife was also cured of a lame foot in twenty-four hours.” The fashion reporter who wrote with reference to a belle. “ Her feet were incased in shoes that might be taken for fairy boots,” tied his wardrobe up in a handkerchief and left for parts unknown when it appeared the next morning: “Her feet were incased in shoes that might be taken for ferry boats.” Mubdeb will out, so will the fact that Carboline, a deodorized extract of petroleum, the natural hair renewer and restorer, is the best preparation ever invented and excels all other hair dressings, as thousands of genuine c< .ticates now in our possession abundantly prove. Huxley says “there was a time when men walked en afi fours.” He probably alludes to that interesting time in the early life of us all when we approached a neighbor’s melon patch from the back way.

Vennor’s Predictions.

Vennor’s predictions so far have been wonderfully correct He says 1882 will be remembered as a year of great mortality. German Hop Bitters should be used by everybody. <“What made the mule kick you?” they asked of the gentleman who had been seen flying through the roof of a barn. And he answered: “Do you think I was fool enough to go back and ask him?”

Blood-Poisoning—An Alarming Discovery.

Half the people are suffering and may die from this fatal complaint Diseases of the kidneys and liver are the principal causes. As a cure we can only recommend German Hop Bitters. — Journal of Health. Julia Wabd Howe says women do not fall in love any more. Perhaps not, but they continue to have all thq symptoms. Db. Wincheli/s Teething Syrup is just the medicine for mothers to have in the house for the children. It will cure colds, coughs, sore throat, and regulate the bowels. Do not fail to givd it a trial, you will be pleased with ita charming effect. Sqld by all druggists. . v Presently some enterprising church, awakening to the fact that it is behind the age, will discard its bell and put in a steam whistle. Common colds neglected cause onehalf the deaths. .Consumption lurks in eyery cough, often usiii# as a mask the ruddy cheek and sparkling eye till its deadly seeds, hirtf deeply planted in the system. Eilebt’s Extract of Tab and Wild Cherry win surely cure colds, coughs, cgfoup, catap.’h, bronchial complaints, 3 mid ward off consuinp- ‘ tion. ; A convention of Laud Leaguers decided to make the watermelon national emblem, because it has green above the ?e<t Ask your physician and he will tell that dascara is one of the best vegetable remedies for Dyspepsia, Constipation ana Kidney difficulties. ’ ft'iff frediy'usdd in the preparation of Hops and Malt Bitters. “ A BEPUTABHUNs” says Josh Billings, “ once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will alwus keep their eyes on .the spot where the krack was." '» •* i Thebe no need of being imposed on if you will insist on having the Frazer Brana of Axle Grease. One gieamag wjli last two week*. A substantial literary repast may be had from Lamb, Hogg, Bacon and Crabbe. Thom o i will season it ’ *■ Over 200,000 Howe Scaled 'have been sold, and the demand increasing continually. Borden, Selleck A Co., Agents, Chicago, lU, A St. Louis jury decided that a drowned caipe to his death ‘I while jin a fit of voluntary insanity.” ’’ ’ : -fist , Tn the nf y brand, Bering Tobaooo. , < Mt ,eta *" **** “ k

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