Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 September 1882 — Got the Worst of it. [ARTICLE]

Got the Worst of it.

> ' [Texas Siftings.! Said an Austin judge to a seedy looking man who was np for vagrancy: “I’ll let yon off this time, but hereafter you had better be more careful what kind of company yon keep.” “Yon bet Pll be careful what kind of company I’ll keep hereafter. Jnst let me off this time, and we will never set eyes on* each other again.” The judge squirmed a little. The lawers giggled, so to cover up his defeat the judge said: “You should cultivate diligent habits. Don’t you know that industry sweetens the bread of life?" “I don’t care a cuss for sweet-bread. Com bread and coffee is plenty good for me, if I don’t have to work for it,’’ “You can go. Gall the next cask"