Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1882 — Not Caught Yet. [ARTICLE]

Not Caught Yet.

o It happened on a railroad train in Nova Scotia which was gbing—well, it wasn’t exactly a lightning express. The engineer whistlea “down brakes.” “What’s the trouble, conductor?” ,excitedlyaasked a passenger. I 1 “Cow on the track,” coolly responded the conductor. The man was satisfied. Shortly afterward “down brakes” was again whistled. “What’s the trouble ffow?” cried the same passenger. “Cow on the track/’ was the reply. “Great heavens,” cried the man, ‘‘haven’t we caught up with that cow yetP” * The London Truth says: * feir Thdmas ‘Hesketh, who recently married the daughter of Senator Sharon, of Nevada, is a lineal descendant of the infamous Judge Jeffreys. , **