Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1882 — Page 3

MIbOELL AMEGUB ftEOIPES. _. . Fly Poison.—Boil one-fourth ounce of small quassia chips in a pint of water for 10 minutes, strain and sweeten. 1 Ivy Poisoning.—Bathe the aff‘<-ted parts freely with swe<-t spirits of nitre. Stains of Analine Dyes.— the hnnds in a solution of common sodium sulphite. Mildew.—Mildew is best removed by dipping the goods into a very weak solution of chloride of lime —a heaping teaspoonful to a quart of water. If the stains do not at once disappear, place in the sun for a few minutes, after which tins • thoroughly. Mixture for Sandwiches. —Chop fine cold boiled ham, tongue and chicken, mix one pint of the mixture, half a cup of melted butter, a tablespoonful of salad oil, one of mustard if liked, the yolk of an egg and a dash of pepper. Home-mule Rolls.—Put two quarts of sifted flour into a deep dish, rub a half tablespoonful each of butter and lard into the flour, make a well in the center and pouf in a pint of cold,boiled milk, stir in enough flour to make a thin batter, then mix in a half cup of good, home-made j east, a half cup of sugar and a little salt. Let become light, knead down, let rise again, then mold, roll a fourth inch thick, cut into rounds with a cake cutter, put a little melted butter on one-half and lap nearly on the other. Place on the pan nearly an inch apart Rusk.—Two cups <>f d ugh, one tea cup of sugar, half a cup of nutter, two well-be iten eggs, flour enough to make a stiff dough. Set to rise and when light makeinto high and rather narrow biscuit. When again light sift sugar and cinnamon over the top and bake. Graham Gems.—Beat up an egg, :; put with it a quart of buttermilk, make a stiff batt.T with Graham flour, add a little salt and a heaping teaspoonful of soda. Have tho gem-pan hot and greased, put the baiter in and bake in a quick oven half an hour. Raised Waffles.—A quart of sifted flour, a pint of new, lukewarm milk, two thoroughly beaten a tablespoonful of salt, and a half teacupful of home-made yeast. Let get veiy light and bake in a hot, greased waffleiron.

A Dangerous Humorist.

; The following anecdote is given by Lord Houghton in his “Monographs and Social,” for the authenticity of which, he says, he will not vouch, but which seems to him good enough to be true. On being settled at his small living in Yorkshire, Sydney Smith willingly assisted his neighlx>rs in their clerical duties. On an occasion of this kind he dined w ith the incumbent on the preceding Saturday, and the evening passed in great hilarity, the squire, by name Kershaw, being conspicuous for his loud enjoyment of the stranger's jokes. “I am very glad that I have amused you,” said Mr. Sydney Smith, at parting, “but you must not laugh at my sermon to-morrow.” “I should hope I know the difference between here and atehurdh,” remarked the gentleman, with sharpness. “I am not so sure of that,” replied the visitor. “I’ll bet you a guinea on it,” said the squire. “Take you,” replied the divine. Next day the preacher ascended the steps of the pulpit, apparently suffering from a severe cold, with his handkerchief to his face, and at once sneezed out the name Ker-shaw several times, in various intonations.. This ingenious assumption of the readiness with which a man would recognize his own name in sounds imperceptible to the ears of others, proved accurate. The poor gentleman burst into a guffaw, to the scandal of the congregation, and the minister, after looking at him with stern reproach, proceeded with his discourse.

The Wonderful Lake.

In Colorado is a ten-acre Held, which is no more nor less than a subterranean lake covered with soil about eighteen inches deep. On the soil is cultivated a field of corn, which pro lnces thirty or forty bushels lo the acr. If any one will take the trouble to dig a hole the depth of a spade-handle, he will find it to fill with water, and by using a hook and line, fish four or five inclies ; long can be caught. The fish have neither scales nor eyes, and are perch-like in shape. The ground is a black marl in nature, and in all probability was at one time an open body of water, on which accumulated vegetable matter, which has been increased from time to time, until now it has a crust strong and rich to produce fine corn, though it has to be cultivated by hand, as it is not strong enough to bear the weight of a horse. While harvesting, the hands catch great strings of fish by making a hole through the earth. A person rising on his heel and coming down suddenly can see the growing corn shake all around him. Any one having the strength to drive a rail through the crust will find, on releasing it, that it will disappear altogether.— xScienit/fc * American. The third edition of Charles B. Waite's “History of the Christian Religion” has been revised and issued with a new and lengthy preface. The success of the work may be shown by quoting the fact that its former editions have met with rapid sale in all parts of the world, and tn at there has been a demand, for it in the English trade. In the preface the writer says: “In this edition the author has availed himself of;«undiy criticisms, as well as of the kind suggestions of friends, in making sonre corrections, which, it* is believed, will add materially to the value of the work.”

Reducing the Humber of Churches.

The city of London churches are to be reduced one-half. Within an area of little more that half a square mile, designated as “London within the Walley,” there exists no less than forty-' eight churches, which, with St Paul’s, are capable of accommodating 40,000 persons. The resident population within this area has diminished to 20,000, and the attendance at all the churches, including St. Paul’s, is not above 10,000. It is proposed to retain only twelve of these churches, and to sell the thirty-six remaining, by. which it is expected at least a million sterling will be realized, and made useful to the erection of fifty other churches in the morq remote parts of the town and its subui bs. M • A singular accident occurred to ■ freight train on the Boston and Providence railroad near the East Foxborough station. The train was heavily loaded and on a down-grade, running at the rate of thirty miles an hour, when the flange on one of the wheels of the car next to the engine broke in going over a frog, throwing the car from the track and leaving it bottom-side-up clear of the rest of the train, which ran nearly half a mile before it could be stopped. Had the accident occurred ten feet further on, the whole train would have been piled up and the lo». would have been very heavy.

FAITH.

Often a doctor will say: “Well now if you will only have faith in my treatment I will cure you,” Stuff and nonsense! The idea is absurd, and yet it Is & fixed notion with many, especially those of the quack fraternity who frighten the young into the use of their nostrums and then excuse the r failure to cure from a want or faith on the part of their victim. The Inventor of Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, an old and esteemed physician, used to take especial delight in persuading those who had no faith in his prescription to “only Just try it.” Faith or no faith, its effect as a blood purifier and true strengthener of theliver, kidneys and nervous system is most wonderful and is proven in every instance where used. The proprietors offer a thousand dollart reward for any case of impure blood, weakness, ill-nealth, dyspepsia, in igestion, nervous debility, urinary weakness, liver cemBlaint, or any chronic female ailment tiat this remedy does not benefit.— [Gazette.]

Who says there is not profit in fruitgrowing? A farmer named Sawtell, near Healdsburg, California, sold all his fruit to a peddler at $270 per acre, and another fruit-grower received $42 a ton for his peaches and sold to peddlers S6OO worth beside. He has less than fifty acres on his place, but his sales amounted to over $4,000. He means in two years more to net SB,OOO on a year’s yield. J. F. D , of Cincinnati, 0., writes: '‘Dr, Guysott’ Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla has eradicated from my system every trace of impure blood, resulting from a bad case of scrofula anc syphilitic disorder of many years’ standing.” Free lunches introduced by Joseph Into Egypt, B. C. 400. Osmun's Prepared Cod Liver Oil and Lime, the best medicine for the lunge. Sold by all druggists. Quail on toast, first served by Israelites, 65. Pure Cod Liver Oil, made from selected liven on the sea-shore, by Caswell, Hasard A Co., New York. It is absolutely pure and sweet .Patients who have taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians have decided it superior to any of the other oils in market. There ar? four female lawyers in California to one in Massachusetts.

HOW TO SECURE HEALTH.

It Seems strange that anyone will suffer from the many derangements brought on by an impure condition of the blood, when Scovill's Sarsaparilla and Stillingia, or Blood and Liver Syrup will restore perfect health to the physical organisation. It is indeed a strengthening syrup, pleasant to take, and has proven itself to be the best blood purifier ever discovered, effectually curing Scrofula, Syphilitic disorders, Weakness of the Kidneys, Erysipelas, Malaria, all Nervous disorders and Debility, Bilious complaints and all diseases indicating an impure condition of the blood, Liver, Kidneys, Stomach, Skin, etc. It corrects indigestion. A single bottle will prove to you its merits as a health renewer, tor it acts like a charm, especially when the oomplaint is of an exhaustive nature, having a tendency to lessen the natural vigor of the brain and nervous system, Robert Bonner, of the New York Ledger is rated at $6,000,000 now. There are 500 saloon-keepers in Milwaukee.

'WOMAN AND HER DISEASES'

is the title of an interesting treatise (96 page*) sent, postpaid, for three stamps. Address World’s Dispensary MkdicaX Association. Buffalo, N. Y. Sea gull eggs sell at fifteen cents pei dozen In Tampa, Fla. Explicit directions for eve ry use are given with the Diamond Dyes. For dyeing Mosses, Grasses, Eggs, Ivory, Hair, Ao. A Boston clerk is In jail for nonpayment of poll tax for 1881.

“BUCHUPABIA.”

Quick, complete cure; all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. 11. Druggist*. lowa has ninety-nine counties and efefenty-ftve of them voted for .prohibition. C K **"**" 1 ■ * ■"* ""W T l ** ' ' t’~ i i’! have any trouble with your domestic try and Bridget over.

A DEAD SHOT

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DRUNKENNESS, OPIUM, MORPHINE AND TOBACCO

habit positively cured. A remedy above price and praise. It prevents that absolute physical and moral prostration that follows the sudden breaking off from using stimulants or narcotics. One box will render the taste and habit of using Strong Drink, Opium or Tobacco disgusting and odious. Certificates of cures sent on application. Address in confidence, Dr. James Day, Box 322, Rochester, N. Y, Theodore Tilton will publish a volume of new poems, written in Suabia

SKINNY MEN.

“Well’s Health Renewer” restores health .and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility. 31. The wool dip in Texas tMe year will bring flock masters $7,500,000. “A coward can be a hero at a distance; presence of danger tests presence of mind.” Presence of disease tests the value of a curative. Kidney-Wort challenges this test always and everywhere, so far as all complaints of the bowels, liver and kidneys are concerned. It cures all nor asks any odds. “In fields beside the country road the whistle of the quail Is heard.” Young men or middle aged coos, suffering from nervous debility and kindred weaknesses should send three stamps for Part VII of World’s Dispensary Dime Series of books. Address World’s Dispkxsart Mbdical' 1 Association, Buffalo, N. Y. Mr. Blaine says he has made $75,000 in his Virginia railroad speculation. There was a young man so well bred, That the hair would not stay on his head, But the Carboline oil Put new hair on the soil, And now with an heiress he’s wed. A young woman of Mansfield, Mo., wears her hair seven feet long.

“ROUGH ON RATS."

Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bed bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Druggists. The otherday a Savannah, Ga., constable bit off another man’s nose.

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THE UVER ANO ITS FUNCTIONS. f?IT has become a w-ll extnblishe ’ fact that tho r»| larger portion of dwii-n to wl >'b the hnman family ie subject arise In the f r,t piece from y* some d-ranctegkeni of the Lire r. Till* organ la not only the largest, but at the m ate time one of the moat Important. The venous blood, on its return to the heart, paeee- through this organ, and tn its pa-aa«» the impiirlt'M.as also the secretions which are necessary for digestion as well as for a cathartic to assist in tho renewal of waste material Ac. are eliminated. From thislt is easily seen that tho Liver is liable to get out of order to a greater or less extent^and when this occurs It la Impossible for it to proiairly fulfil its office of removing all objectionable matter from the blood, but allows it to pass through, carrying with it the poisons of which it should have been relieved. .SI.R.F.SNtSMAN’S fflß THICKLY ABN ad.and no organ can ■CHI BITTERS, properly perform its VKM The result of yrare when one , k e rave r hnsthe feelfiXuJar. continually 1 lu SVipall’S' with tendon J SaSH£ Ip o ...I SX ; BITTERS SiCk Btnm - OQS ®fComp'lox’n CURES fcV fhefo Eruption.. ALL DISEASESOFTHE £ of Skin,etc. y range and theymaybe ■ la LV Jh It weaken the •are their " —_— __ __ M system. f KIDNEYS „ eklyAa i STOMACH assistnat’re AND the Liver, in relieving i ___ Kidneys, ! BOWELS ISSUE KJ3E ALLDRUGGISIS complaints i i 1 111 1 H anycordlal. of this kind poir-rl nnil aw and is as t here is no r RI C E| DO LLAR. easllytaken medicine I by children that eoualel Jaa adulta. PRICKLY ASH BITTCRS is a medicine of rare merit, and not ua intoxicating beverage, and being purely vegetable in its composite can be used at all times with beneficial results. It Is not claimed ns a cure-all, but for derangements of the organs mentioned, it is a specific and as a BLOOD PURIFIER ranks above ail other preparations Ask your druggist for it, and give it a fair trial. If he has none on hand, ask that It be ordered for you. MEYER BROTHERS A. CO. BOLE PHOPRTETORB, ST. LOUIS AND KANSAS CITY, MO. x JLHEW DISCOVER Y, “■ | tWFor several yean we hare furnished the Dairymen of America with an excellent artificial color for butter) so meritorious that it met with great success everywhere receiving the highest and only prises at both International Dairy Fair* CFBut by patient and scientific chemical research we have improved In revcral points, and now citer this new color as the but In ths world. It Will Not Color the Buttermilk. It Will Not Turn Rancid, It Is the Strongest, Brightest and Cheapest Color Made, fWAnd, while prepared tn oil, Is co compounded that it is impossible for it to become rancid. 1 tVBEWARK of all Imitations, and of all other oil oolore, for they are liable to become rancid and spoil the butter. £VIf you cannot get the "Improved” write US to know where and how to get it without extra expense. (0) WILLS, BICWABDBOS A CO., BartlnftM, VL | |l* dyspepsia • . with greater eery tainty and promptitude than any MwUwA knowi.remedy,and /jWL 1* * most genial in- - vigorant,appetiser and aid to seoration< ? beie not empty auertions, an thousands of our countrymen women t BV but are backed up | | Ksl> by irrefragable proofs. The Bitters also give a healthful stimulous to the urinary organs. For sale by all Draggitta and Dealer* generally.

RIDGE'S n Fpo p

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1 ' • wyFa ■ 7 ■ THE NEW NOTRE-DAME (Main Building.) The 39th annual opening of classed will tokos place on Tuotday, Sept. stn. The bul'dlngs m* tpaolous <>nd elegant, and have, during the photo year, acoommodited nearly 500 resident etasdents. Every facility is afforded for acquiring; a thorough kn wl.-dge of CLASSICS, MATHEMATICS, MERGE, LAW AND MUSIC. Tib Kbw Mihimr* Hall, for boys under thirteen, will be opened in September. Catalogumm giving full particulars will bo sent free on application to Rav. T. E. Waiau, C.S.C., Notbb Damb P. 0., Ixn. I ST. MART S ACADEMY- • ~ (One mile West r»f Notre-Dame Univor.iiy.S SCHOOL OF ART AND DESIGN. CONSERVATORYY OF MUSIC. < Conducted by Sisters of Holy Crooeu Tb* Academic Course is thorough in the Prc;»<r(itwry F . Senior and ClnaaicHl Grades. Music Depargr ment, on the plan of tho best Conservatories W Europe, is under charge of a comp'ete corp* etf teachers. It comprise* a large Music Hall a** 38 separate rooms for inrtrumenta. BtuA» modeled on the groat Art Schools of Europeu Drawing and Painting from life and the antlqaau Building commodious; ample aeoomnSadatiomaa for 250 pupila. For full particulars apply Car catalogue to MoTHnn Siu-kiiio*, St. Notre-Dame P. SYMPTOMS OF WORMS* The countenance is pale and leaden-colorwcL-With occasional flushes of a clrcumsortba* spot on one or both cheeks; the eyes tfecoua* dull; the pupils dilate; an asure semlcirchw runs along the lower eye-lid; the nose Is irritated, swells, and sometimes bleeds; a >*Oing of the upper Up; occasional headacnsL, with humming or throbbing of the ears; aa unusual secretion of ssdiva; slimy or fuirredt tongue; breath very foul, particularly in ttoemorning; appetite variable, sometimes voracious, with a gnawing sensation of stomach; at others, entirely gone; fleeter* pains in the stomach; occasional nausea ao* vomiting: violent pains throughout the abdomen; bowels irregular, at times oosttvwg stools slimy, not unfrequently tinged wtUa blood; belly swollen and bard; urine turbid; respiration occasionally difficult and accesspanted by hiccough; cough sometimes dry and convulsive; uneasy and disturbed sleeA with grinding of the teeth; temper variably, but generally Irritable. Whenever the above symptoms are fburato to exist, DR. C. McLANE’B VERMIFUGEwiII certainly effect a cure. In buying Vermifuge be sure you get tltas genuine DR. C, MeIAWK’B VERMItUGBL manufactured by Fleming Bros., 24 WooA Street, Pittsbunib, Pa. The market is full off counterfeits. You will be right if It has tte signature of Fleming Bros, and C. Meta—x If your storekeeper does not have the genmine, please report to us. Send us a three cent stamp for 4 handsomp advertising cards. FLEMING BROS., Pittsburgh, P fc

cG^ 1 - ° a- ; DOCTOR Jlrf' BLOOD malaria] "SEILERS LIVES PILLS'Tr.R uIVIK COMPLAINT.

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