Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 46, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 August 1882 — Page 7

THE UVa AND ITS FMCTKMS. « QThas (imimi ■ wall MWbUahal MtMlki *• ao* only tlu largMt, bat at th« MJJ-Um- on* of the moot Important. The renoai lilood, on 1U r»tmra to tha haart, pum through thla organ, and In tta paaaaga tha ImpurttiM.aaaln.tha aecraUons which ara naeoaaarrfor dlgaatton aa wail aa for a oathartio to aaalat La tha renewal of waata material Aa. am eliminated. From this it UeaaUyaean that the Liver la liable to get oat of order to a greater or leaa extent aand whan this oooora it la fmpaaalbla for it to properly fulfil Ite otßoe of removing all objectionable matter from the blood, but allows it to paas through, carrying with it tlm polao—> of which li ahoold have been rallerad. Z/Wi* lmoura 01. B. F. SHERMAN « fli PRICKLY ABH IH fB I TT ERB. properly perform its HH Tha resalt of years function onleaeitik fciS of study.experlm’nt supplied with rCRE medieai research SSMS fgl SPSES&ft Livur becomes ally L originator, and. Important,and / iu aucoesa ingot being HenWrf s sr iASHt srasi BITTERS SnSS? ■lckStom- - ■_ batonaafCURES toby ttarir ALL DISEASES OFTHE £ thejrmaybe LIVER SXn«2 Ssisl kidneys iafc STOMACH EE™?- BOWELS. ££“*.<£■ S£2KE ALL DRUGGISTS &sftiS complaints ■ ■■» snyoordlal, of this kind BDirrlnnilan and la aa there la no PRICt JDO LLAR- l|j eaailytaken medicine bychildren that aonalal laa adults. PRICKLY ASH BITTERS la a medldna of rare merit, and not an intoxioating beverage, and being purely vegetable In lta oompoaite can De naadatall tlmea with beneficial result*. It la not claimed aa a cure-all, but for derangements of the organs mentioned. It la a specific and aa a BLOOD PURIFIER ranks above all other preparations Ask your druggist for it, and giva It a fair trial. If he has nona on hand, aak thatlt ba ordsred for you. MEYER BROTHERS A CO. BOLE PROPRIETORS, ST. LOUIS AND KANBAB CITY, MO. SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED LIVER. Pain in the right side, under edge of ribs, increasing on pressure; sometimes the pain is on the left sidethe patient is rarely able to lie on the rest side; sometimes the pain is felt under the shoulder and is sometimes taken for Rheumatism in the arm. The-stomach is affected with loss of appetite and sickness; the bowels in general are costive, sometimes alternating with laxity; the head is troubled with pain, accompanied with a dull, heavy sensation in the back part. There is generally a considerable loss of memory, accompanied with a paiuful sensation of haying left undone something which ought to have been done. A slight, dry cough is sometimes attendant. The patient complains of weariness and debility; he is easily startled; his feet are cold or burning, and he complains of a prickly sensation of the skin; his spirits are low, and, although he is satisfied that exercise would be beneficial to him, yet he can scarcely summon up fortitude enough to try 1L If you haVe any of the above symptoms, you can certainly be cured by the use of the genuine DR. C. HcLANE’S LIVER PILES. When you buy McLane’s Pills, insist on having DR. C. McLANE’S CELEBRATED LIVER PILLS, made by Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa. If you can not get the genuine DR. C. McLANE’S LIVER PILLS, send us 85 cents by mail, and we will send them to you. FLEMING BROS., Pittsburgh, Pa.

WELLS, RICHARDSON A CO'S IMPROVED BUTTER COLOR

A NEW DISCOVERY. | | several years we have furnished the 1 Dairymen of America with an excellent artificial color for butter; so meritorious that it met with great success everywhere receiving the highest and only prizes at both International Dairy Fairs. I tarßut by patient and sclenttfio chemical re- j search we have improved In several points, and j now offer this new color as the beat in the world. t It Will Wot Color the Buttermilk. It Will Not Turn Rancid. It Is the i Strongest, Brightest and Cheapest Color Made, tyAnd, while prepared In oil, Is so compound ed that It is Impossible for It to become rancid. BTBEWARE of all imitations, aad of all 4 other oil colors, for they are liable to become rancid and spoil the butter. tarif yon cannot get the "improved” write us to know where and how to get it without extra expense. («) WILLS, KICHIBDSO3 A CO., Burilaftea, TU - SICK Hip? POLKS ML COMHOI SEISE IN Mil HOME Till, ___ __ Bonn sss&sjmss jinny luM £«gcr=“* I)UUn PFMQIflMQSissi5s-..asss.B liullilllj wounds,accidental iniuriea ■ ■■■ * w ruptnra, disease ofluugs, ■•art, eyes, rheumatism,varicose veins,jpiles.diarrbms •r*np iiaeoae. Thousands yet entitled. Pensioners now entitled to an INCREABB. Bounty yet due thousands BMdiers and heirs of lilt and Mexican wars entitled t« Passion and Laud Wabeakts. We have unexcelled facilities for securing Patents. Employ an attor ■ey in Washington. Send two stamps for late laws Wanks and instructions. C. C. HAMMETT * CO.. Pension and Patent Altor neya. Loch-box M«, Washington. D. C. tooto Mnfas&tzt&ijsxi OtATf A MONTH a board tn TOOT ooouty • Men or Ladies. Address p Wtueui A Co, Box se, Chlosge, HI .

Mixed.

The following comes from Georgia, and its accuracy is vouched for bv the stenographer who took it down: “Judge was noted for the way he got mixed in his charges to the jury. On one occasion a case was tried before him, the points of which may be briefly stated thus: Smith brought suit against Jongs upon a promissory note given for a horse. Jones’s defense was failure of consideration, he averring that at the time of the purchase the norse had the glanders, of which he died, and that Smith knew it. Smith replied that the horse did not have the glanders, but nad the distemper, and that Jones knew it when he bought it. The judge charged the jury: -“Gentlemen of the jury, pay attention to the charge of the Court. You have already made one mistrial of this case because you did not pay attention to the eharge of the Court, and I don’t want you to do it again. I intend to make it so clear to you this time that you cannot possibly make any mistake. This suit is upon a note given for a promissory horse. I hope you understand that. Now, if you find that at the time of the sale Smith had the glanders, and Jones knew it, Jones cannot recover. That is clear, gentlemen. I will state it again. If you find that at the time of the sale Jones had the distemper, and Smith knew it, then Smith cannot possibly recover. But, gentlemen, I will state it a third time, so that you cannot possibly make a mistake. If at the time of the sale Smith had the glanders, and Jones had the distemper, and the horse knewit, then neither Smith, Jones, nor the horse can recover. Let the record bo given to the jury.”

The Sunny South.

Atlanta is shipping 2,000 crates of peaches north every day. The Fourth of July will be generally celebrated in southern cities. One Arkansas “city” owns property valued at <l6B and owes $2,118 10. Four W ilmington, N. C., guzzlers recently drank six gallons of beer each in a match. The old “Rialto mill,” which for over 100 years has been standing in Petersburg, Va., is to be torn down. A ring lost by a little girl at Rome, Ga., tome time ago was found recently in a large turtle captured in a creek. A little colored girl living in Richmond county, N. C., found a tin box containing $2,420 in gold and a gold chain in the woods recently. ' A Lampasas, Tex., woman has filed, as her reason for wishing a divorce, that her husband “isn’t as much of an earthly angel -as when first married.” In the North Carolina state library is a walking-stick said to have been cut from a beech tree (SO feet high, on which an inscription can be read thus: D. Boon cilled a Bar, on trek in Year 1760. Just as a girl was about to drown herself at Athens, Ala., a man caught her. She struggled, but he held her fast “I’ll give you 10 minutes to think it over,” he said, “and if you then want to die I’ll let you do it.” When the time was up he released her, and she quietly went home. A house-painter of Morgan City, La., fell from a church-steeple, slid down the roof, bounced off the eaves, crashed through a scaffold, and fell kerthump on the ground. Despite a dislocated shoulder, two broken ribs, and a score of cuts and bruises, he rose to his feet, gazed heavenward, and exclaimed, “Well, I’ll bed d.” A New Garden, N. C., hen raised a brood of ducks which, after she had once seen them swimming, she took regularly to the pond for a daily bath. Afterward she brought out a brood of chickens, and, as she did with the ducks, led them to the poud to swim. When the chicks refused to enter the water she pushed them in, drowning them all. Hired Help —Michigan Farmer:—There are some farmers who always have trouble with hired men. They take no interest in them further than to get the most time and labor out of them. They are continually scheming to furnish odd jobs to fill up all the time, as though the laborer did not need an hour for rest as well as the teams. This maneuvering has a tendency to make machines out of the help. They work to order, right or wrong, and shift all responsibility on the master. With help managed in this manner, shirking Is praiseworthy. It is a constant strife to try and beat the “old man,” as they call him. There is no feeling of interest in the work, and continual breakages and mishaps are occuring, which the help delight in attributing to the “order.” or as a result of it. Keep the Hunters Away— Ben Perley Poore:—The most unmitigated nuisances which annoy those who live in the country are the self-styled “sportsmen.” There are various grades of them, but all ate equally detestable. From the city chap, in his velveteen hunting suit, with his double-barreled breechloader, down to the troop of small boys carrying an old musket which they fire by turns, each and all of these self-styled sportsmen of high and low degree appear to think that they possess a divine right to go where they please, knocking down stone walls when they wish to cross them, and banging away, right and left, at everything larger than a misquito which they may see flying about. I have no patience with there fellows, who are almost, if not quite, as bad as sheepstealing does, and I wish that the farmers of the country would unite and agree to prosecute for trespass any man coming on their land with a gun and a game-bag.

An Engash Moor.

Harper’s Magaxine. The aspect of the moor is totally unlike that of any other scene; it has an individual character as marked as that of thd ocean or the Alps or the Arctic ice fields, and no amount of description prepares one against surprise on beholding it for the first time. We could not see it fairly from the village street, but sauntering one day across a bridge that led into a vine-embowered lane, we came suddenly in view of the

ricu upland, witn jts alternate snaaes of purple, brown and yellow. No nesd for us to feel the strong pure air blown across it; it typified in a glance the “wind-swept moorlands of the West.’' We could scent the breath of the strong air. the heather, the mingled odors of herb and earth which made the moorlands keen with fra* grance. We felt all impatience fora drive out upon the desolate, fascinating region, and drove across the bridge and round by a pretty, peaceful country, the road curving about a hill. We came suddenly upon a strong fresh breeze charged with life. At the same moment we found the surroundings swiftly changing; from a green embowered lane we emerged upon a rocky, trackless hillside, thick with furze and heather, except where gray boulders were heaped uj). The ground was soft and elastic, with a luxuriant vegetation. Above, the sky was halfhidden by swift-flying clouds that cast deep shadows on the moor, with shafts of -purple and golden light between. The moor seemed endless, yet when we reached a high point we looked down upon a wide sweep of country, a group of villages framed in the rich landscape of two counties, Devon and Somerset. Church and tower, park and hamlet, lay peacefully below us, while the wild, dai upland we were driving across hau a peculiar character of its own, suggesting, perhaps some unpaiuted picture, some touch of Hardy’s pen, some bit ol witchcraft, yet in reality a\ t y uu* familiar to our eyes and minus.

THE OPINION OF A PHYSICIAN

A physician writing of Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, having carefully analyzed its ingredients, says: “I feel enthusiastic over this great health renewer. There can be no other remedy so harmless and yet so effective. No othei possible combination of drugs will more rapidly assist nature in hastening the cure of general ill health. In chronic diseases of the lungs, liver and kidneys and nervous system it is especially beneficial In its composition I was especially pleased to find Iron, Cherry and Juniper combined with the (Sarsaparilla and Yellow Dock. Iron of itself is seldom beneficial, but in connection with such valuable vegetable tonics Its effects will at all times have a ten dency to promote health and strength.” The national archery association, at Chicago, elected the following officers: President, Colonel Whitfield, first vice-president, Major Constable, Brooklyn; second vice-president, J. P. Allen, San Francisco, third vicepresidents, Frye, Lycoming; corresponding secretary and treasurer, Sharles R. Wild: recording secretary, S. W. Pyle. Executive committee— Colonel Williams, Dayton; H. H. Carver, Chicago; G. F. E. Pearsall, Brooklyn; W. A, Clark, Cincinnati; S. Upson, Cincinnati; E. W. DeGolyer, Cincinnati. Mr. M. A. Coons, of Ripley, Ohio, writes: “I have been taking Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla for impure blood, weak kidneys and liver complaint. I found it very effective. What pleased me was its mildness. When I left off* taking it there was no craving for its further use, nor was there any reaction and consequently no renewal of my complaint. I think a great deal of the medicine and recommend it strongly.”

"Would Take it Then and There.—A Maine grocer who had just “experienced religion, acknowledged in meeting that he had been a bard sinner, cheated customers by adulterating his goods, eta, but, being converted, would repay any one he had wronged. Late that night he was awakened by a ring at his doorbell Looking out he saw a man. “Who are you and what do you want ?” he asked. “I’m Bill Jones. You said to-night you would repay those you had cheated. Give me that SIOO you’ve owed me so long.” “Can’t you wait till morning ? ” “No ; I ain’t going to wait till then and stand In line alld y.” Hejvas paid. —[Boston Post. •((•“Every truth has two tides; look at both before committing ydbrself to either." KidneyWort challenges the closest scrutiny of its ingredients and its grand results. It has nothing to fear from truth. Doctors may disagreo as to the best methods and remedies, for the cure of constipation and disordered liver and kidneys. But those that hare used Kidney-Wort agree that it is by far the best medicine known. Its action is prompt, thorough and lasting. Mr. John Francis Clark, who at present sits in the Judge’s box at Epsom, and declares each year the winners ot the Derby and Oaks, has occupied that post for thirty years. His father and grandfather held it before him. It has been in the family seventy-six years, and he will be suocceded by his son. i—M a mm Diamond Dyes any lady can get as good results as the best practical dyer. Every dye warranted true to name and sample. A man does not necessarily talk cents when he speaks in money syllables. ( The soft and silky appearance given to the hairjoy the use of Carboline, the natural hair restorer and dressing, as now improved and perfected, is the subject of general remark by all who have witnessed its effects upon the human head. Sold by all dealers in drugs. A lady at the Jerome Park races carried a sunshade on which was painted a pack of cards. A few days ago a little Oil City girl was taken sick, and her parents called a doctor whom she did not like. “A$ you sick, Grade ?” asked the M. D.. as he bent over his little patient. The little lady looked at him a moment in the utmost disdain, and then, in a tone of the deepest sarcasm, replied, as she turned her face from him. “Well, 1 should tliink yon might to know. Do you suppose 1 am lying here in bed and taking your horrid olu medicine for the fun of it ?” The doctor wilted. —Oil City Derrick

TENNYSON’S “MAY QUEEN.”

Who knows that If the beautiful girl who diod so young had been blessed with Dr. Pierce’s “Favorite Prescription” she might hare reigned on many another bright May-day. The ’favorite Prescription” is a certain care for all those disorders to which females are liable. By druggists. The broken Merchants’ National Bank, of Newark, having settled with its creditors at seventy-five cents on the dollar, subscription books are out for the re-establishment of thv bank with a capital of $500,000.

OUR PROGRESS.

As stages are quickly abandoned with the completion of railroads, so the huge, drastic, oathartio pills, composed of crude and bulky medicines, are quickly abandoned with the introduction of Dr. Pierce’s “Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” which are sugar-ooated, and little larger than mustard seeds, but eomposed of highly oonoentratod vegetable extracts. By druggists. “The live man is always to be found in front” is not intended to apply to funeral processions. If the blood be impoverished, as manifested by pimples, eruptions, nloors, or running sores, scrofulous tumors, swellings or general debility, take Dr. R. V; Pierce’s “Golden Medical Disoovery.” Sold by all druggists. This is a Reoherehe Affair. Recherche Affairs are sometimes Met with in Barlors and Ball-Rooms, but more Generally in ttie Society Department of Newspapers. A Recherche Affair is an Affair where the Society Editor is invited to the Refreshment Table. When the Society Editor is told his Room is Better than his Company, the Affair is not Recherche. —Denver 1 ribune Primer Take care of your Liver. A great number o f the diseases to whioh mankind are liable arise from a disordered oondition of this organ. Keep it in a sound and healthy condition and you can defy disease. Prickly Ash Bitters are espeoiallvudapted for thin purpose,, being oomposed of dfigs whioh aot on the Liver, giving it tone and strength to withstand malaria. An Old Mrs. Thorean, mother of the famous author, then iu her 70th year, with her daughter Sophia, called one day upon Miss Emerson, who was then 84 years old. Mrs. Thoreau wore bonnet ribbons of considerable length and of' rather a gaudy hue. All through the hour’s conversation Miss Emerson kept her eyes tightly closed, and then, as her guests departed, said: “Perhars you noticed, Mrs. Thoreau, that I closed my eyes during your call I did so because I did not wish to look on the ribbons you are wearing, so unsuitable for a child of God and a person of your years.”

How to Secure Health.

It seems strange that anyone will suffer from the many derangements brought on by an impure condition of the blood, when Scovill’s Sarsaparilla and Stillingia, or Blood and Liver Syrup will restore perfeot health to the physioal organization. It is indeed a strengthening syrup, pleasant to take, and has proven itself to be ths best blood purifier ever discovered, effeotually curing Scrofula, Syphilitic disorders, Weakness of the Kidneys, Erysipelas, Malaria, all Nervous disorders and Debility, Billions complaints and all diseases indicating an Impure condition of the blood, Liver, Kidneys, Stomaoh,Skin, ete. It corrects indigestion. A single bottle will prove to you its merits as a health renewer, for it acts like a charm, especially when the oomSlaint is of an exhaustive nature, having a tenency so lessen the natural vigor of the brain and nervous system. The labor troubles are breaking ogt a fresh at Chicago. For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, depression of spirit* and general debility, in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague and other intermittent fevers, the “Ferro-Phosphor-ated Elixir of Calisaya,” made by Caswell, HasWrd A Co., New York, and sold by all druggists, }s the best tonim and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness, It has no equal. A GENTS WANTED for the boot and fastest ri- selling Pictorial Books and Blblea. Price* " onced as per oeuL National Publishing C' Viiioug .i.

“BUCHUPABIA ” Quick complete cure, ell annoy! ok Kidney* Bladder and Urinary Diseases. sl. Druggists. “ROUGH ON RATS ” Clears out rats, mice, roaohes. flies, aots, bed bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 16c. l>ru£gists.. _ _ Osm&n’s Prepared Cod Liver Oil and Lime/ the best medicine for the longs. Sold by all druggists. Skinny Men “Well's Health Renewer” restores bcalth and rigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Bexu* al Debility. $L Baker’s Pain Panaeea onrss pain in Man and Beast. For use externally and internally. DURNO’S CATARRH SNUFF cures Catarrh and all affections of the mucous membrane. TOWNSLBY’S TOOTHACHE ANODYNE cures in one minute. Dr. Roger’s Vegetable Worm Byrap Instantly destroys worms and remores the secretions that cause them. Use Reddings Russia Salve for outs, burns, ehilhlaius, chapped hands, corns, bruises etc.

OUR OWM—MO. 188 _ %08tcttcr’n StomLI I tHVach Bitter* extirn W CELIBBATtI P®t e * dyspepsia f w w with greater cer- ' RA tuinty and promptitude i than any ’BFmWhfli dfea known remedy, and •f tS. i» a most genial in-jj-yatW ~s&■ vigorant, appetizer and ailJ 10 secr ®' lion. The«e are JoßßKl not empty aesertions, a* tkounands of our countrymen and women who I by irrefragable proofs. The Bitters also give a healthful stimulous to the urinary organs. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. PRiNTilii^i | - .....A I m—.a »■■■■ ■'

! OLD AMD RELIABLE. ~| j Dr. Sanford’s Liver Inviooraemk jas a Standard Family Remedy for _r^ | idiseasss of the Liver, Stomach ! land Bowels.—lt is Purely \ j [Vegetable.—lt never || [ | [Debilitates —It is 88M* \ '£ onic LxßX l St A • j i J R more than 35 yeans j |OO Page Book sent free, £ | X T. W, SANWRD, j [ m DRUGGIST WILL TILL YOU ITS KXPUTATMC.

M CONSTIPATION. M Ik] Wo other diaeass Is so prevalent in this ooms-Rl iSltry as Constipation, and no remedy has wmBB I I equalled the oelenrated Kidney-Wort ea •l n l 151 euro. Whatever the onuao,howevor obstinate!® hi the oaae, proper use of this remedy wua » | lovercome it, pi |£| Dll ETA THIS distressing oon-B H rILBOi plaint la very apt to b*H[ l*|oomplloated with constipation. Kldney-WortMK plßtrcuffthona the weakened parte and gutoktrKif Iglouree all kinds Of Pile* even when phyutatanaKf ICland medicines hsve before Ikiled. P| CTTf you hsve either of tlieao troubles ri Hr RICE m Jyl Beliabfn, durable aad economical, will foraMM a* tons power with ooe-third tern fuel an* water tfcaa. as? other entire built, net fitted with an autaaMMS ■ tet-off. Send for Illustrated Cal*’‘.rue "D U"(*r Information and prloaa. B. W. PAX NK A BOMB. Bob USU. (Joralas, M. aNEW RICITbLOODI PARSONS’ PURGATIVE PILL&. Make New Bloh Blood, and will samplsMß fbange the blood In (he entire system In tbrw* months. Anyone who win take 1 pill oooh nick* tor from one to twelve weeks may be rest—aß to eooad health, if snob a thing be possible. Sold every where or sent by mall for eight latter stamps. I. S. JOHNSON * <Xh Beaten, Mass , formerly Bangor, Mn. mi Diamond DYES. *9rmsgm goods than any IB or IS et. dye ever told. Mpepwr color*. Any one can ooior ary fabric cr &ncy*rUislte Bend for color wanted and be convinced. Fancy MIWL II niftNGLAND CONSERVATORY 0T IU L MIMIIGIP & SCHOOL OF ENGLISH lIT fV niUolL BRANCHES,LAN6IMGEH, 11 LIT ARTS.ELOCUTION i PHYSICALCUUWE IIfIIirSPLENOIDLY.FURNIBHEttHUM H IN THE HEART OF BOSTON, ill I 111 I RARE ADVANTAGES,LOW RAfSL llUlllLsendfor circular, e.tourjeel The OLDEST Hedicln. in the WOEJLD. m raosASLx * Dr. Ime ThooiDsoi’t CclsSratcd Ere Wifcr: This artiste Is s earefullr prapsred phyaletaa’s asm■erlptlou sod kss beau is ooaatsst use foe aterira esnturr, and aotwithaUndiac the many other fMjsa rations that have beau latroduod Into tbe market. MRU ■' ■ale es this artlele la eonatantly inoraaMag. n tte* dlraoMon* are followad U eld uaver fail. W* paettsm HGerican Aafhma Care never fails to giro imM MmerUates relief in the worst cu^4x>oureaoomicst-K I (r <«/ cmfrlncM (A* moatfkepliou^ EMPLO YMENTofto itJTT Bute which preferred; also amount warn*, ed per month for services and expeaaam Business honorable, permanent and eadh operated. Write us. SLOAN * CCX/W George St. Cincinnati, 0. AnillU morphine habit. ■■ ■ M 111 ■■ No pay till cured. Teas U r 111 HI sss- *«£ %0 1 ■■■ Marsh, QalncyTMiohmm CHICAGO wtAT.tB nt> VI ! 161 South Jefenon Street . CMesgaflt. I S-Ton Wagon Scale, *4O; 4-Ton “Little Detective,” $& Bond for Prios iAafc Patents f.a.lehmanm. * Uii" A o Solicitor of Amerleamaad Foreign Patents. Rend for circular. Washington P. CL —B——WHWCharleatowu. tk** HULLERSSS3S -rite Taa AULTMAN A TATLOKOQ. HiaMMd Ok