Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1882 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

$200.00 REWARD!

Will be paid for the detection and conviction ol any person selling or dealing in any bogus, counterfeit or imitation Hop Bitters, especially Bitters or preparations with the word Hop or Hops in their name or connected therewith, that is intended to mislead and cheat the public, or for any preparation put in any form, pretending to be the same as Hop Bitters. The genuine have cluster of Green Hops (notice this) printed »n the white labal, and are the purest and best medicine on earth, especially for Kidney, Liver, and Nervous Diseases. Beware of all others, and of all pretended formulas or recipes of Hop Bitters published in papers or for sale, as they are frauds and swindles. Whoever deals in any but the genuine will be prose uted Hop Bitters Mrs. Co., Rochester, N. Y. i W A man accompanied by an undertaker was seen entering a Washington newspaper offiee the other day. It is supposed the man’s business was to demand satisfaction, and the undertaker’s to take his measure •—Norristown Herald. *Why is Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound like the Mississippi river in a spring freshet? Because the immense volume of this healing river moves with such momentum that it sweeps away all obstacles and is literally flooding the country. A chair which was once the property of Louis XVI., of France, graces the offiee of a Florida lawyer. Imagine for a moment the thousands upon thousands of bottles of Carbolide, the deodorized petroleum hair renewer, annually sold, and the fact that not a single complaint has been received from all these thousands, and you may have some idea of its good qualities. A Denver editor, who was offered a book called “Hours with Shakspear," for a half column advertisement of it, replied in his paper: “We never take ours with Shakspear, we take it with sugar. —Cin. Sat. Night, oeglns in ignorance and ends in ruin.” On the other hand, the production of Kidney-Wort began with wise cautions and scientific research, and its use ends in restoring shattered constitutions and endowing men and women with health and happiness. “My tormented back,” is the exclamation of more than one poor hardworking man and woman ; do you know why it aches? It is teeause your kidneys are overtasked and need strengthening, and your system needs to be cleansed of bad humors. You need Kidney-Wort.

A small boy in this city, who was playing truant the othe day, when asked if he wouldn’t get a whipping when he got home, replied: "What is five minutes licking to five hours of fun.”— Lawrence American. > No family Dyes were ever so popular as the Diamond Dyes. They never fail. The Biack is lar superior to logwood. The other colors are brilliant. A Syracuse man has given his farm to that city for a park, and offers to help in preparing it.