Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 June 1882 — Page 3

LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S - VEGETABLE COMPOUND, * Ib a Positive Cnre Fer all those Pnlnfal Complaint. and We aka ease* so eoauaoa to our best female population A Medicine for Woman. Invented by • Woman. Prepared by a Woman. The Greatest MM Dleeerery Sines the Dawn of History. t3TIt revives the drooping: spirits, invigorate* and harmonises the organic functions, gives elasticity and firmness to the step, restores the natural lustre to tha eye, and plants on the pale cheek of woman the fresh roses at life’s spring and early sugimer time. Use it and Prescribe It Freely "£* It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving for stimulant, sad relieves weakness of the stomach. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weigh! and backache, Is always permanently cured by Its use. Far the cure of Kidney Complaints as either sex this Compound Is unsurpassed. LYDIA E. PINKHAmFs BLOOD PURIFIEH Will eradicate every vestige of Humors from the Blood, and give tone and strength to the system, ot man woman or child. Insist on having It. Both the Compound and Blood Purifier are prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price of either, sl. Six bottles for $5. Sent by mail in the form Of pills, or of lozenges, on receipt of price, $1 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Enclose Bct. stamp. Send for pamphlet. Wo family should bo without LYDIA E. PINKHAM’B LTVEU PILLS. They cure constipation, biliousness, mil torpidity of the liver. 25 cents per box. gag-Sold by all Drug(ists.*i!i (0 BITTERS The majority of the tile of the human body arise from a derangement of the Liver, affecting both the stomach and bowels. In order to effect a euro, it is necessary to remove the cause. Irregular and Sluggish action of the Bowels, Headache,Sickness at the Stomach, Pain in the Back and Loins, etc., indicate that the Liver is at fault, and that nature requires assistance to enable this organ to throw off impurities. Prickly Ash Bitter* are especially compounded for this purpose. They are mild in their action and effective as a cure; are pleasant to the taete and taken easily by both children and adults. Taken according to directions, they are a safe and pleasant cure for Dyspepsia, General Debility, Habitual Con. sttpatlon, Diseased Kidneys, etc., etc. As a Blood Purifier they are superior to any other medicine; cleansing the eystem thoroughly, and imparting new life and energy to the invalid. It is a medicine and not an intoxicating; beverage. ASK YOUR DROQOIST FOR PRICKLY ASH SITTERS, and take no othar. FRICB, 11.00 par Bottle. IIYER BROS. £ CO., - SOLE PROPRIETORS. »t Louis and Kansas Chty. Mo.

118 A SURE CURE tor aN Kidney Complaint* and tor all disease* of the LIVER. — XthMipeatOoeoManoa this matt Impotent organ, enabling It to throw off torpidity ead fcisnHnn lha jlfliltllT MaMtlttl of the BU*, end ky hoping the bowel* in fine condition, teteotteg it* regular dteahsig*. 9 If you *»e baton*. dyOpeptia, *oa»tlgated. or » —String horn i*al*rl*. i* the A FAIL NOT TO TRY IT. | PltlOl Cl, COUP »Y PRUQOirf. [| Tnti mkw TRUSS 91 itrll ss: Eggleston Truss Co., Chicago, IIL. KutablUix-d, JWTV; Incorporated. 91 IWO. For the Cum ofO»««r., ;IH rumor., tlMr., Soroful* an( i 9kik Dihmh. without th« **e of knit- or loss or blood, and little pain For Sg m rasa I fraCTSSKyc HIRES RzszsJgvgsjiani ac a ». HmaC*r£poia.Am. m+**wu» IP II D BILIOUS, DYSPKPTTC. CONBTI I r U* n " PATBD. «r hare SICK HbADAOHBSi II U II PILES, or malarial SYMPTOMS, TDV The Magnetic Antl-Blliou* PUl* (Dr. Foote’* I II I formnlaY; the mildest and best remedy of It* ** * * kind. Sample bo* mailed for four S-cen* Stamps. N. Y. Sanitary Jo, 128 B. 28th St,, N. X. Clip.

Matrimonial Notes.

Plate John, of Empire, Nev., was recently bereaved by the loss of his wife. and went to the foothills, where he buried the remains In a hole about two feet deep, covering the the grave with a pile of boulders. He returned to the lodge and joyously selected a shapely squaw, to whom he was immediately married. Mrs. Mollie Carson is the plaintiff in an Indian lawsuit, and her mothet-in-l&w is the defendant. Mrs. Carson says in her complaint that James Carson wooed her, but never would have won her if his mother had not promised her S6OO. payable as soon as the wedding was over. Two years have elapsed, and the pair have lived happy together, but the money has not been paid. Hence the litigation. A lively sensation was raised Saturday afternoon during the matinee performance at the Brooklyn Park Theater by an indignant wife. Just as the second act of the performance of the Vokes family was being brought to a close, a woman excitedly rushed down the center aisle of the house, tapped a gentleman on the shoulder and beckoned him to follow her with a decided show of authority. He obeyed the summons, and when the two reached the vestibule the woman struck him twice over the head with her umbrella. A crowd gathered, and the man quietly slipped out of the building. The parties to the difficulty proved to be Mr. Stock well, keeper of a saloon on Montague street, Brooklyn, and his wife. Mrs. Stockwell found her husband at the theater in company with another woman and determined to teach him a lesson.

Old Fashioned Weather Signals.

In the last year of the last century Signor Toledo, an Italian author, wrote a paper on weather indications, which was translated into different languages and has been accepted as authority in England and southern Europe ever since. The following are a few of his “signs” which our readers may have often heard before without knowing their origin: If the coals seem hotter than usual, or if the flame is more agitated, though the weather be calm at the time, it indicates wind When the flame turns steady, and proceeds straight upwards, it is a sign of tine weather. If the sound of bells is heard at a great distance it is a sign of wind, or a change of weather. Good or bad smells, seeming as if condensed, are a sign of a change of weather. When the spiders’ webs and leaves of the trees are agitated without anv sensible wind, it is asigfl of wind anci perhaps rain, because it denotes that strong and penetrating exhalations arise from the earth. A want, or too great a quantity of dew, being a mark of a strong evaporation, announces rain; the same is the case with thick white hoar frost, which is odlv dew congealed. If salt, marble, and glass become moist some days before rain; if articles of wood, doors, and chests of drawers swell: if corns on the feet, and scars of old wounds becdtne painful; all these signs indicate that aqueous vapors are exhaled f.om the earth.

Did She Die?

“No; *he lingered and suffered along, pining “away all the time, for years, the doctors do“ing her no good; and at last was onred by “this Hop Bitters the papers say so much “about. Indeed! Indeed! how thankful w« should be for that medicine.” i Hence it happens that stones become moist, that wood swells, and salt becomes deliquescent by the moisture. When the stones after being moist become dry it is a sign of fine weather. On the other hand, when the weather inclines to rain, the water is seen to diminish in vases and fountains, because the humidity is then carried away by the evaporation It is certainly a surprising phenomenon to see the earth, after very long and very abundent rains, to be sometimes almost dry, the roads quite free from dirt, and the lands to become arid and parched; this is a sign that the rain has not altogether ceased. There is sometimes, however, a great deal of dirt even after a moderate rain, which, in that case, is a sign of fine weather because it indicates that evaporation has ceased. Dry earth and moist stones announce rain. The hoar frost, which first occasioned by the east wind, indicates that the cold Will continue a long time, as was the case in 1770. If ftthunders in the month of December, moderate and fine weather may be expected. A fine autum announces a winter during which winds will prevail ; if it is damp and rainy it spoils the grapes, injures the sown fields and threatens a scarcity.

EPILEPSY (Fits)

successfully treated. Pamphlet of particulars one stamp, address World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. Elephants it is believed can be tanght to play billiards. If so, it will be a great relief to young men, who are now obliged to give up so touch of their valuable time to this work.—N. 0. Picayune.

DISEASES OF WOMEN.

Large treatise for three stamps, giving means «t successful self treatment. Address World’s Dispbnbary Mkdicai. Association, Buffalo, N. . A St. Louis man, who was blown 10 feet by the explosion of a keg of powder, was uninjured. It seems be had been married four times, and a little thing like the explosion of a powder keg was of no aooount to aim. Young and middle aged men suffering from nervous debility, premature old age, loss of memory, and kindred symptoms, should send three stamps tor part VII of pamphlets Issued by World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. The first tows of the lest run of over two millioD bushels of coal from Pittsburg will oommenoe arriving at Cincinnati to-night. The greater part of this run is for lower ports.

Are you suffering from indigestion! if so ask your druggist nr. a bottle of Shrrmah’b Prickly Ash Bitters Taken as directed it Will cure you. These bitters have now been before the publie for a number of years, have been thoroughly tried, and give entire satisfaction. ■ - » Gambling at tbe clubs in Mew York is now tarried to extremes that result hi a great deal of unhappiness. - The only natural hair renewer is Carboline, a deodorized extract of petroleum, prepared without distillation or rectification with acids or alkalies, containing no mineral or other pols one, delightfully perfumed and as clear and pure as spring water. The old mansion of Washington, at Ml. Vernon, is nearly reproduced ana restored by th* Ladies’ association. ‘Thousands of ladles cherish grateful remembrances of the nfelp derived from the use of Lydia E. Piukham’s Vegetable Compouud. Mow the summer hotel-keeper paiuts his front door a new color, and then advertises, “entirely refitted and reufraished at an enormous expense.”—Plainfield Bulletlu. ♦ ■ B6S“No woman really practices economy unless she uses the Diamond Dyes. Many dollars can be year. Ask the druggist. Practical young belle to utterly utter young man:“Algemoul”“ What is it my pensive lillyr “You ought to study up the theory of ensilage, Algernon.” **Xnd what is ensilege. my languid one!” “Oh, it Blows how to keep green things green until the winter’s gone, Algernon and don’t you wish to live till spring, Algyl” The cold wlntery air, from the hasti raised window, blew across the sun flowered dado, and Algernon revived sufficiently to be taken home in a berdlo. But two youog hearts on the baok bay will nevermore beat In unison.—Boston Herald.

Rescued from Death.

The following statement from J. Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass., is so remarkable that we beg to ask for it tbe attention of our readers. Jle says: “In the fall of 1876 I was taken with a violent bleeding of the lungs, followed .by a severe oough. I soon began to lose my appetite and flesh. I was so weak at one time that I could not leave my bed. In the summer of 1877 I was admitted to tbe City Hospital. While there the doctor said I had a hole in my left lung as big as a half dollar. I expended over a hundred dollars in doctors and medicine. I was jo far gone at that time that a report went around that I was dead. I gave up hope, but a friend told me of Dr. Wm. Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs. I laughed at my friend thinking that my case was incurablo, but I got a bottle to satisfy them, when to my surprise and gratification I commenced to feel better. My hope once dead, began to revive, and to-day I feel in better spirits than I have the past three years. “I write this hoping you will publish it, so that every one afflicted with diseas wish Diseased Lungs will be induced to take Dr.Wm.Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs, and be convinced that consumption can be cured. I have taken two bottles and can positively say that it done me. more good than all the other medicines I have taken since my sickness. My cough has almost entirely disappeared and I shall soon be able to work.” Sold by druggists.

The Cincinnati dramatic festival association has been permanently organized by the election of the following officers: President, E. F. Noyes; vice-president, John Simpkinson; treasurer. Robert F. Leaman: secretory, 0.-O. Hall, tt is suggested that the guarantee fund be raised to SIOO,000, and but little difficulty is likely to be experienced in making it that amount. Mrs. Sarah J. Van Buren, whose portrait appears in another oolumn of this paper, is preparing a '‘Ladies’ Tonic’-' which has been used for years for curing those distressing diseases common to woman kind. Tt can be bought of druggists or by addressing Mrs. Van Boren at 192 Franklin street, Buffalo, N. Y., who answers all letters free. A severe thunder-storm passed over the Northern Pennsylvania oil fields. Two tanks, one two hundred and thirty-five thousand barrels capacity, were struck near Orlean and fired. Borne sixty-five other large tanks were reported in danger. Some thirty rigs and small tanks were struck in various parts of the oil fields. I For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, depression of spirits and general debility, in their various forms; also as a preventive against fever and ague and other intermittent “Ferro-Phosphor-ated Elixir of Calisaya,”'made by Caswell, Hasard A Co., New York, and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or other sickness, it has no equal. Mrs. Downing, near Delaware, 0., was gored by an enraged bull. Three r.bs and a leg were broken, and her face and body terribly lacerated. She will probably die.

Henry’s Carbolic Salve.

The best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores; Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns and all kinds of Sain Eruptions, Freckles, and Pimples. The salve is guarranteed to give perfect satisfaction in every ease or money refunded. Be sure yon get HENRY'S CARBOLIC SALVE, as all others are but imitations and counterfeits. Prioe 26 cents. If yon are troubled with BUllousness or Constipation, use Dr. White’s Dandelion. It is the best Liver Investigator in use. Pint bottles only one\dollar. Use Reddings Rassia Salve for cuts, burn*, chilblains, chapped hands, corns, bruises etc. Osmun’s Prepared Cod Liver Oil and Lime, the best medicine for the lungs. Sold by all druggists.

Dr Green's Oxygenated Bitters

is the oldest and best remedy for Dyspepsia/BIL liousness, Malaria, Indigestion, all disorders sf the stomach and all diseases indicating an impure condition of the blood, kidneys, skin etc. , DURNO'S CATARRH SNUFF cures Catarrh and all affections of the muoous membrane. TOWNSLEY'S TOOTHACHE ANODYNE cures in one minute.

“ROUGH ON RATS.”

Clears out rate, mice, roaches flies, a«tn, bed bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Drug gists.

"BUCHUPABIA”

Quickcomplete cure, all annoying Kid v Bladder and Urinary Diseases. si. Dm*. i-

Skinny Men.

"Well's Health Renewer” restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility. sl. rhere will be" shipped from New York $1,260,000 In gold on account of tha Italian loan. \

cru»owir-T0.i83 / VALUABLE TRUTHS. "If r*n m safari B| from poor health or JaaeaMUac oa • had of slokaaos takoehoor. fa* Hop Bitters will cure you. “If jrou ara aim pi, suing. if in taal weak *anA dispirited, without alaarlr ktoning •"hr. Hop Bitters will Kevireyou “If jon ara a Minister, and have over ’taxed ran reels with roar pastoral dntlaa, ‘or a Mother, worn oat with care and work. Hop Bitters will Restore jou. “If joa ara a man of buslneaa or labonror ’weakened by tha strain of your every-day ’dntlaa, or a man of latter*, tolling ova* ■your midnight work. Hop Bitters will Strengthen you# “If yon ara suffering from over natlnc or 'drinking, any Indiscretion or dissipation, 'or are vonog and growing too faat, aa la of 'tan tha eaaa. Hop Bitters will Releave you. “If yon aro la tha workshop, on the farm. 'atthe desk, anywhere, and feel that yosLT ‘system needs cleansing, toning, or stlma ‘latlng, without lntoxtoatlni, Hop Bitters Is what you need. "If yon are old, and yonr blood thin and 'lmpure, pulse feeble, yonr nerves unsteady ‘and yonr faculties waning. Hop Bitters will give you new life and vigour. "HOP BITTERS Is an elegant, healthy, * 'and refreshing flavoring for slok roam ‘drinks, Impure water, eta., rendering them ‘karmlam, and sweetening tha month, sad ‘a I easing tha atomaoh,''

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FOR THE PERMANENT CURE Oil l CONSTIPATION. \$ J Vo ottw tHooooois so prevalent la this ooun-ls S t*y a* Constipation, and no remedy has erorli ounaUeTthe oolofeatod Kidney-Wort M afa ! piles. pS?i.“ssrss rsp PAINE’S AUTOMATIC ENGINIB. Mib Bellsble^diuabuf*and economical, wUI furnish a koras power with one-third loss fool water than any other entire built, net fitted with an antomatto rot-off. Send for illuelreted Catalogue "D M” lor Information and prices, B. W. PAYNE * SONS. Box I*Bo. Corning, »■ TNEW RICH BLOOD. PARSONS' PDEOATIVE PULS; Make New Blob Blood, and will oompletly change the blood In the entire system in three months. Anyone who will take 1 pill eaeh night for from one to twelve weeks may be restored to sound health, if snch a thing be possible. Sold everywhere or sent by mail for eight letter stamps. I. 8. JOHNSON * 00. Boston, Maas., formerly Bangor, Me. dyes. ESS. Anwon®«mcolor»nyibrloopSmcy^roSK tend for color wanted *nd be oonrinoed. Fancy ear<U* Employments as; Bute which preferred; also amount wanted per month for services and expense*. Business honorable, permanent and easily operated. Writs us. SLOAN A 00., it George St. Cincinnati, O. A WOIDERFUL -Uikm, m • bw, mwib ti Mr n taM b.U. m uTUICXiA, BTBKKOTUKN Ml IHTIUU- LsH sirs tk. It At K urrtm, «o.’t W Mwil. Try fitSßfraten Lite,Sml«n, swa.lf. SiM»WOllMti.aMa SMwT OPIUM* KIDDETO P*Bmi£B.#lfS ENClNE&kmkms £gVlSlSssmftaaat & CHICAGO SCALE 00. •*^«Sr..WSiT!SSiA , b, "Little DoucUcc,’’ 83. Send for Prtne list AGENTS WANTED for the best and fa-test selling Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices reduced »3 per cent. National Publishing Co. Chlcagt. mat manurar taia, ss railed. Americas School of Telecrsptir Medicos,Wla tltuatlea. addreee Tnjrtm Bnoe., Jaaeertile, Wle

■—*■■ - - - - -?• fa» .r-vs jAf Above is an exact portrait of MRS. SARAH J. VAN BUREN. DISCOVERER OK LADIES'TONIG A preparation which is unequaled for Purifying the Blood and Toning Up the Female System. Ladies' Tonic is prepared by Mrs. Van Bursal at ina Franklin St., Buffalo, N. Y., and bai ben! used successfully by ladies for years. It is a tare core for all Female Complaints, Low Fever, Ague, Scrofula, Sick and all weaknesses caused by those irregularities which are to common to womankind. This is no Patent Medicine. but is prepared by Mrs. Van liuren,after yean Of experience, and recommended by her, at shw knows it will give new life to any broken-down, worn-out or oveV-worked member of her sex. Wives anc mothers need something to assist nature in holding her own under the constant strain which it constantly dragging them dowft. Mrs. Van Buren answers all letters free. Send for Circulars. For sale by Druggists. Price, ti.oo per bottle. SB* ■mmmmammmmamm Wonderfully simple |j£id perfect in Its threshing and separating quulltiMS Saves ALL the Grain and cleans it ready for ffnrket. Runs easily, constructed durably, flnjflA il beautifully, least expensive, and moat econdhiicol and SATIHFAOTOBiT MACHINE now Q C" Q T MADE. ItwlU handle wet grain ■ na well aa dryIthfs no y U D C CUCD equal in threshing * -* ■■ *■ ** flax and timothy; cleans ams iicr both as well aa wheat; requires lls KJOfc no change except the sieve. Has raoro squaro feet of separating andcloaning surface than any other machine; can not be overloaded. It is both over and under blast. Our CLOVER HULLING ATTACHMENT (new and very deslrnblo. ) tSEPA KATORB of the various si zes fitted for Steam or Horse-Power. The ELWARD, the PITTB and theWOOBBURY Horse-Powers, aa made by us, are unexcelled. JSTILIWATERNo^! i O Cylinder I*U f ror iroon or if\iStmwEßSb r We also make MINNESOTA GIANT FARM ENGINE*, each having return-fine, and fitted for burning straw, wood or cooL These Engines are mads and finished in the matt perfect manner. TRACTIONATTACHMENTS can be furnished with any od them. t9~ Tor Priee-Liet and Circular., address SEYMOUR, SABIN & CO. Manufacturers, Stillwater, Minn. SYMPTOMS OF WORMS. Tbe countenance la pale and leaden-oolored,. With occasional flushes of a circumscribed, •pot on one or both cheeks; tiie eyes become dull; tbe pupils dilate; an azure semicircle runs along the lower eye-lW; the nose la irritated, swells, and sometimes bleeds; a swelling of tbe upper lip; occasional headachy with humming or throbbing of the ears; an unusual secretion, of saliva; slimy or furred tongue; breath vOry foal, particularly In tha morning; appetite variable, sometimes voracious, with a gnawing sensation of tha stomach; at others, entirely gone; fleeting pains In tbe stomach; occasional nausea and vomiting; violent pains throughout tbe abdomen; bowels irregular, at times costive J stools slimy, not anftreuuently tinged with blood; belly swollen and bard; urine turbid{ respiration occasionally difficult and accompanied by hiccough; cough sometimes dry and oonvulslve; uneasy and disturbed sleep, with grinding of the teeth; temper variable, but generally Irritable. Whenever tbe above symptoms ore found to exist, DR. C. MeLANE’S VERMIFUGE, will certainly effect a cure. *- In buying Vermifuge he sure you get th» genuine DR. C, McLANE’S VERMIFUGE, manufactured by Fleming Brim., 24 Wood Street, Pittsburgh, Pa. The market is fall of counterfeits. You will be right if it has the signature of Fleming Bros, and C. NcLens. If your storekeeper does not have the genuine, please report to us. Bend us a three cant stamp for 4 handsome advertising cards. FLERIMe BROS., Pittsburgh, Pq.

R|DGE' S ifIFO OO < —-—L- .

Ridge’s 1 Pood Is one of the best, cheapest and most reliable Foods in the worfd, and thousand* of children are saved every year by ns use. Ridge’ F«><ml receives tho Indorsement of ph>'sirta<>* of nil M-limil- tin* world In censor ’.Vi rcuN stud n|>w:i <l-, lu-.iibjiu' UlO signature of .VOOI.UI ,v ' < i <<n r> ran AM *7 A MONTH £ board In your oounty* iien or Ladles. Address P W Zkiolbr A Co. Box as, Chicago. 111. PATENTS sad Foreign Patents. Bead for circular. Washington, B 0.