Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 June 1882 — Eating a Torture. [ARTICLE]

Eating a Torture.

And Bleep often a mere t raves try of repose, to the dvspeptic. Appetite is correspondingly impaired dv the mo«t prevalent of maladies, and headaches, biliousness, constipation, poverty of the blood, loss of flesh a»d of vital lty, and a thousand annoying and indescribable sensations are its concomitants. It is. moreover, the progenitor of numerons and formable bodily disorders. Obstinate as it is, however, its complete eradication may be effected by the persistent use of Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, a medicine which communicates both vigor and regularity to the organs of digestion and secretion, relaxes the bowels gently but thoroughly, enriches and purities the blood, promotes appetite, and gives tranqui'ity to the nervous system. Persons of weakly constitution and feeble physique who use this superb tonic infallibly derive from it the stamina of which they stand so much in need, and it is in variably successful in remedying and preventing malarial dlseuses. Guiteau wept when a band of revivalists went into his cell and sung for biro. There are some revivalsts whose singing would make anybody cry. Still. Guiteau Is a dreadfully bad man, and we thiuk he deserves all be Is getting,—Burlington Hawkeye. *The term hydra may be used to represent any manifold evil. If you w uld battle successfully with tftis double-headed monster of disease you willed it expedient to keep Mrg. Pinkbain’s vegetable compound always at hand. -Dr. Banning^ Bartlett Couts loves lb lounge and smoke a cigar while his dovey sits at the piano and warbles .‘‘Will you love me when I mould!” Grave Run Mills. Baltimore Co., Md. Messrs. Kennedy & Co:—The Cirbollne is making young hair come on my bald head. PETER F. SHEARER. This Is a fair sample of the certificates which are received daily at the Pittsburgh office Petrolia. Pa., Jan. 8,187*. Messrs Kennedy & Co:—My hair is growing out so fast that I can almost see it growing myself, through the use of your Carboilte. ———— Now that Darwin Is gone, we violate no confidence in saying that he always believed Oscar Wilde to be the missing link.—Burlington Hawkeye, V “Do boldly what you do at all.” Boldly do we afllrm that Kidney-Wort is the great remedy for liver, bowels and kidney diseases. Rheumatism and Piles vanish before it. The tonic effect of Kidney-Wort is produced by its cleansing and purifying action on the bloofl Where there is a gravelly deposit In the urine, or milky, ropy urine from disordered Kidneys, it always cures. The poet who asserts that life is bat a dream, was never called upon to help move a cook stove, or get a barrel of elder down the cellar. —Detroit Free Press. • "... ■ i_ **~The Diamond Dyee always do morelthan they claim to do. Color over that old ores*. It will look like new. Only 10 cents. An editor offers $3 for the best written love letter. There are some people who would give more than that to get l ack some they nave written.—Somerville Journal. *At a memorial entertainment in honor of the late George A. Conly, the singer, and for the benefit of his family, among those taking part will be Miss Abbott, Miss Kellogg, Brignoli, Gottschalk, Tagliapjetra, Arbuckle, Max Maretzek, Jonn McCullough, Mary Anderson and John T. Raymond.