Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 35, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 May 1882 — Page 3

TORHEHT, IMDEED. I Lift's vexations do not generally come on own like a storm, descending the mountain or like a ■Whirlwind: they come as the rain does in some sections or the world—gently, bat every .day. One of life’s discomforts is presented herewith: | , According to popular impression. 1 A f hot weather, mosquitoes and W \ mad dogs all flourish at the jl \ > same time and are chargeable . L. \ / to the malefic Influence of k; 4 \ \ / the Dog Star. Speaking of m aril V '' dogs and the Dog Star reM ftzLk ~ —y minds us of a boy’s story A/pV) / of a dog and the comet, KW —and which we here give wRmmA / in a short extract from raHjn ( the boy’s letter: “Golly. /■\ -Bob, you ought to ha’ ■> \ been there last night to I \\ '"’'“tv \ a-secn the fun. Tom 1 \l/—AV \ v Winking’ dorg Toddles | Qf . -A a-settin’ at the gate 1 / \ \ a-gazin’ at the Comit. 1/ \ \ when along comes old * \ 5 \ Sykes durned rat tarrier and the 2 waltzed over the fence and the 2 fought The tarrier proved too much for Toddles, and afore they could haul him off the battle ground he had made a good square meal off hishide. Tom was in despair. A kind looking gentleman in a broad brim hat told him to get a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil and rub him with ItTand it wquld cure him In no time. What does Tom do but steal into the chapel at Vesper time and slide into Father Jacobs confessional box and beg of him a bottle of his oil with which to rub his dorg. The Father felt of Tom’s head; it was hot an’ afore Tom could utter a prayer, twg men were luggin’ him home followed by a great crowd, who kept at a safe distance, thinking he had been-bit by a mad dorg. The more he kicked and screamed to be let free, the tighter they held on to him.” In reference to another torment, the Chicago Western Catholic recently wrote: “Mr. Joel D. Harvey. U. S. Collector of Internal Revenue, of this city, has spent over two thousand dollars on medicine for nis wife, who was suffering dreadfully from rheumatism, and without deriving any benefit whatever; yet two bottles of St. Jacobs Oil accomplished what the most skillful medical men failed in doing. We could give the names of hundreds who have been cured bv this wonderful remedy did space permit us. The latest man who has been made happy through the use of this valuable liniment is Mr. James A. Conlan, librarian of the Union Catholic Library of this city. The following is Mr. Conlan’s indorsement: Union Catholic Library Association,) 204 Dearborn Street,' > Chicago, Sept. 16,1880. I I wish to add my testimony to the merits of St. Jacobs Oil as a cure for rheumatism. One bottle has cured me of this troublesome disease, Which gave me a great deal of bother for a long time; but.thankstatharemedy,l am cured. This statement is unsolicited by any one in its interest. "“exy respectfully, James A. Conlan, Librarian.

THE LIVER AND ITS FUNCTIONS. fT ha* become a well establishe 1 fact that the larger portion of diseases to wt l:h the human family Is subject arise in tbs f rit pluce from some derangement of the Livtr. This organ Is not only the largest, but at the se sie time one of the most important. The venous blood, on its return to the heart, passes through this organ, and in Its passage the Impurities.es also the secretions which are necessary for digestion lu: well as for a cathartic to assist fn the renewal of waste material Ac. are eliminated. From thisit isensily seen that the Lirsr is liable to get out nf order to a greater or less when this occurs it is Impossible for tt to properly fulfil its office of removing nil objectionable matter from the blood, but allows It to pass through, carrying with It the poisons of which it should have been relieved. With Impure .DR.B. F. SHERMAN’S blood the whole ays- HT3SfBh ’DDiPt/i v hcu tern becomes affect- K JracjS .roIIiIVLT Aon ed.and no organ can ■ HI BITTE RS.I properly perform It* NjjfSij* The result of years function unleßslth M&djSjj ofatudy,exi>erim’nt supplied with PURE medteui research BLOOD to maintain gSMI and practice of fir. It* strength, bo the Q.F. Sherman, its Liverbecomes allj 1. orlginutor, and, lmportant.ana dWSNpriJL success w hertrsr has the feel- ape d is aufIng of be ng ficlentguarcontinually l untyfor it* tired,woin \ (T merit . i <yy" * DrastlcPurwith tendon I thlt V “la a . d s cytoPilea, H TVTTTTTTTVr n C 1 of remedies Headache, j Dll, ILKd 1 ““ SickStom- ; . . j one esComoUx'n 'I CURES IU by their | ALLDISEASESOFTHE £ of Skin,etc. s -r TjrrTTJ range and they may be ; • LI V i!i IV weaken the sure their f system. SSESSj ; kidneys WcllyAlh aYemeiiy Is S CTOMAHH Bitter* acta required to OIUIVInUn directly on assistnat’ro AND th « Liver, In relieving |l _ _____ Kidney*, Itself of all BOWELS Stomach, accumula- A Hnwela restore it to SA ’Vane'; Strength 'M. BY >5 “* “ “ JSSte ALL DRUGGISTS fisSSS complaints | ■ —”■ anycordlal, of this Kind pry |e. rT nei i .□ 19 and lg as there is no rKI CDULLAK. || easilytaken i medicine I by children that enunlsl 1111 adults. PRICKLY ABH BITTERS 1* a medicine of rare merit, and not an intoxicating beverage, and being purely vegetable in its composite can be used at all times with beneficial results. It is not claimed ns a cure-all, but for derangements of the orgens mentioned. It is u specific and as a BLOOD PURIFIER ranks above all other preparations. Ask your druggist for It, and give it a fair trial. If he has none on hand, ask that it be ordered for you. MEYER BROTHERS A CO. SOLE PROPRIETORS, BT. LOUIS AND KANSAS CITY, MO. | IS A SURE CURE I tor all Kldne/ Complaint* and tor all dlsaase* of th« LIVER.— XkfcasepeelfloaeMonon thl* most fanpertaat Organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and i m— -e.—tottn* ‘•vrTimmix ■inrrtlnn rs Sw BU*. and by kseytag the bowel* la free oonffWon. eflbetlng its regular discharge. Ifyou are bilioua, dyapeptdo, oonatlpated, or I eefflariag from aushato. XhUey-Wort to the i FAIL MOT TO TRY IT. I tow« si. sols by Pkuocirrs. |

IN . TO IT FOn *HL °»' DOCTOR tad §gllllllsETSSi#> M BLOOD I^l VriS ..- . “StUEHS LiViK FiUV'f-CRJJVERCCVr' ,'• . ■ljli_? Ar ’ r •"■•' u<v.n‘t f , ~ ~ pj'.jji.v.iiij^g

A Grass-Eating Tran p.

A tramp. in Terre Haute thought to wring rood and money from.the adamant heart of an,pld lady by asking her if he oould come into the front ?’&rd and eat some grass. The old ady toid him he could, and he got down all fours and munched away, keeping his eye on. the kitchen* Presently the servant girl called him, and, thinking to reap the reward of his humility, he resbynded with alacrity. The maid’s message was: “Missus says you can go into the back yard, the grass is taller there.”

TWO-THIRDS OF A BOTTLE CURES.

Dr. R. V. Pikece, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear Sir—l hare been taking your‘‘Favorite Prescription” for “female weakness.” Before I had taken it two days I began to feel stronger. I have taken but two thirds of a bottle and believe I am cured. Gratefully, Mrs. H. C. Lovett,, Watseka, 111. At a Methodist conference held at Malone, N. Y., recently, Chaplain McCabe made so strong an appeal in behalf of the church extension enterprise, that ex-Vice President Wheeler —a Presbyterian—gave SI,OOO to it. Mr. McCabe says they have built 410 new churches the past year, and expect to increase the number during the year. He thinks a critical campaign on thte temperance question is going on in Kansas, and he proposes to garrison the state with as many Methodi.-t churches as possible—and stump the state for Governor St. John. Sick and bilious headache, and all derangements of stomach and bowels, cured by Dr. Pierce’s “Pellets”—or anti-bilious granules. 25 cents a vial. No cheap boxes to allow waste of virtue By druggists. - Toe Spanish government will in troduce in the cortes a bill providing for the establishment of oral and public, instead of written and secret, procedure -in the law courts. The bill is intended as a preliminary step to the institution of trial by jury. The Democrats and influential Liberals advocate the latter.

Throat, Bronchial, and Lung Diseases

a specialty. Send two stamps for large treatise giving self treatment. Address World’s Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo N. Y. i William E. Dodge was re-elected president of the National Temperance society at its annual meeting in New York. Receipts for the year $60,000. Friends of the cause are congratulated upon the marked progress of temperance reform.

Rubbing it Out.

The editor of the Courier, Mr. W. F. Cook, was seized a few mornings ago by a terrible pain in the left shoulder and neck. Having been favorably impressed some time with the virtue of an article recommended for all sudden pains, and especially for rheumatism, we rubbed the offending part, and in less time than we write it, relief came. That article is St. Jacobs Oil.—Canjoharle(N. Y.)Courier. A suit for five thousand dollars damages has been filed against the foreman of a Bt. Louis grand jury for bringing in an indictment against a man for running a lottery. It is a novel case. “I believe St, Jacobs Oil to be the very best remedy known to mankind,’’ says Mr. Rooerts, business manager of this paper.—Milwaukee (Wis.) Sentinel. — ■ It is said that twenty-four thousand Chinese will land at Victoria before the Ist of August, and that work on the main line of the Canada Pacific will be pushed with vigor.

“Did She Die?

‘‘No; she lingered and suffered along, pining ‘‘away all the time, for years, the doctors doing ‘•her no good; and at last was cured by this Hop ‘‘Bitters the papers say so muoh about. Indeed! “Indeed! how thankful we should he for that medicine.” Sam. Saudidge, a colored man, shot and killed Henry Cloyd, another colored man, at Milledgevilie,Kentucky, Sunday night,in the door of a church, after divine service. ■ A ♦ • —— A Kidney-Wort, moves the bowel* regularly/ cleanses the blood, and radically cures kidney disease, gravel, piles, bilious headache an<’ pains which are oaused by disordered liver and kid- 1 neys. Thousands have been cured —why should you not try it? Your druggist will tell you that it is one of the most suoce.-sful medicine# ev*r known. It is sold in both dry and liquid form and its action is positively sure in either. —[Dallas Tex.. Herald. Mrs. Sarah J. Van Buren whom portrait aP* pears in another column of this paper, iseftreparlng a “Ladles Tonio” which has been used for year* for curing those distressing diseases common to woman kind. It can be bought of druggists or by addressing Mrs. Van Buren at 192 Franklin street, Buff lo N. Y., who answers all letters free.

A Tranquil Nervous System

can never be possessed by those whose digestive and assimilative organs are in a state of ohronic disorder. Weak stomachs make weak nerves. To restore vigor and quietude to the latter, the first must bo invigorated and regulated. The ordinary seiative# may tranquili** the nerves for a while, btijt they can never, like Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, remove the causes of nervous debility. That superb invigorant and corrective of disordered conditions of the alimentary organs has also the effect of imparting tone to th* nerves. The delicate tissues of which they are constituted, when weakened in consequence of impoverishment of t:.o blood, resulting from imperfect digestion and assimilation, draw strength from the fund of vitality developed in the systo it by the Betters; which imparts the required impetus to the nutritive functions of the stomaeb, enriches the circulation and gives tone and regulari.y to the secretive and evaeuative orgazs. Use Redding* Rossis Salve for oat* boros, chilblains, chapped hsnds* corns, braise* etc-

Merman's Peptonized kef tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It .contain* blood-making, force generating and life-sustaining properties, in.valuable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debility; also, in all enfeebled donditions, whether the result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, overwork or aoeute disease particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard A Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by drug gists.

Henry’s Carbolic Salve.

. The Best Salve in the world for Cute, Bruises, Sort*, Ulcers, Balt Rheum, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns and all kinds of Skin Eruptions, Freckles, and Pimples. The salve is guaranteed to give perfeot satisfaction in every case er money refunded. Be sure you get HENRY’S CARBOLIC SALVE, aa all others are but imitations and counterfeits, price 26 cents. TOWNSLEY’S TOOTHACHE ANODYNE cures in one minute. If you are troubled with Biliousness of Constipation, use Dr. Whites Dandelion. It is the best Liver Investigator in use. Pint bottles only one dollar. . Osmun’s Prepared Cod Liver Oil and Lime, the best medicine for the lnngs. Sold by all druggists. A great desideratum In the preparation ot medicine is that it should be palatable without losing its efficacy. This is the oase with Prick - i.t Asb Bitters, and being graded as regards their cathartic properties, they are better adapted tor general use than any other similar article. A trial will convince the most skeptical. Mknsman’s Peptonized Beef tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains blood-making, force generating and life-sustaining properties; invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general debilitp; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the results of exhaustion, nervous pros-* tration, overwork or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard A Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. »

Indorsed by the Chlergy

We take pleasure in recommending Dr. Warner’s White Wine of Tar syrup to the public, and especially to any public speaker that may be troubled with throat or lung difficulty. Bey. M. L. Booher, Pastor Presbyterian church, Reading, Mieh. Rav. J. X. Iddinos, Albion, Mich. Rev. V. L. Lockwood, Ann Arbor, Mlok.

Asa Cure for Piles

Kidney-Wort acts first by overcoming in the mildest manner all tendency to constipation; then, by its great tonic and ingivorating properties, it restores to health the debilitated and weakened parts, We have hundreds of certified cures, where all else had failed. Use it and ■offer no longer.—Exchange.

To the Trade.

Wall paper. We desire to call attention of the trade that we are not in the combination and will sell Wal and Window paper cheaper than any house in the trade. If you need any Wall Paper send for samples. KEIL BROS. Fort Wayne, Ind.

Dr. Green’s Oxygenated Bitters

is the oldest and best remedy for Dyspepsia, Billiousness, Malaria, Indigestion, all disorders of the stomach, and all diseases indicating an impur* condition of the blood, kidneys, Skin, eto.

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Ridge’s Food is one of the best, cheapest most reliable Foods in the world, and , thousands of Children are saved every yeat 1 by its use. Ridge’s Food receives the Indorsement of physicians of all schools the world over. Ia eaasof 35 cents and upwards, bearing the signature of WOOLRICH & CO. on every cna PENSIONS! »£«£ other War Calms, and respectfully solicit correspondence. El it ht eon Y ears ienceMILO B. STEVENS A CO, Lawyers, etc. Washington, D. C., Cleveland, Ohio. Chicago, Ill.; Detroit, Mich. ~ SMi Diseases Cored By Dr. Frasier's Maoio Oimtmkitt. Our* VH b 7 “Mlp, BlaokHsads orOmba Blotches and Eruptions on the face. Isa vine the skin olecr. healthy and beautiful, nff cures Itch, Barber’s Itch, Salt Rheum, Tetter Ringworm, Scald Head, Chapped Hands. Sort Nipples, Sore Llpe, eld, obstinate Ulcers am# Seres.de. ■KIN DIMASR N. Drake, Esq.. Cleveland, 0., suffered be yond all description from skin disease whies appeared en his hands, head and face, and nearly destroyed hie eyee. The moet earefa doctoring failed to kelp klm, and after all had failed he need Dr Frasier's Magic Olnlna? and was enred by a few app’lcatfona. The lrst and only positive oore tor akin dts Drugfl«ts, HJDTRT A Oe., fuy>, LEARH r« rsllsd. American School of Xelecrapliy.Msdleeu.Wtu *w* «• is*r. a s»«• m.. n : l|i|Z|h VruTißrsius r* minor,to.. n-« VUVUIbvII. TmlU<r«w .»»•■» Mjsiogjst^crraai^s.'Br

ora ovi‘»o, m VALUABLE I' .t UTH 8"If it* ittflerlrg fu nt i-oor tin, Ith or jMsulahlac on a b*d d aiu. >iw take cboar. ’for Hop Bitters will cure yon. "II fouaraitini'llllilii il you tnnl noak ‘and dOpiritad, Without clnany knowing ■wh*. Hop Bitters will Her!re yon H lf yon ara a UtnUivr. aud have ovar lax ad jourwlf altb ,ou> paatoial duties, ‘or a Mother, worn on: wlthotroaod work. Hop Bitters will Restore yon. “If yon ara a man of bunlnam or labourer 'waakanad by the (train of your ovory-day 'duties, or a man of la torn, colling ovar fonr midnight work. Hop Bitters will Strengthen yon. “If yon ara (offering from orar eating or 'drinking, any Indiscretion or dkalpaUon, 'or ara young and growing too faat, aa la of‘ton tha case, Hop Bitters will Releave yon. “If yon ara in iba workabop, on the farm, ‘at tha daak, anywhere, and feel that your '.yatem naada cleansing, toning, or atlmn'latlng, without Intoxicating, Hop Bitters is what yon need. “If yon are old, and your blood thin nod ‘impure, poise feeble, your nrrvee unsteady 'and yonr faculties waning. Hop Bitters will give you new life and • vigour. “HOP BITTERS la an elegant, healthy. 'and refreahlog flavoring for alek room ‘drinks, Impure water, eto., rendering them ‘harmlees, and sweetening tha month, and 'aleaatng the stomach,”

rri • Tonics At this season of the year when the greatest and most - rapid changes are going on in the physical condition of our body, it is absolutely necessary to take a reliable strengthening tonic. The trouble heretofore has been to get as a tonic a medicine that was not composed mostly of cheap whiskey doctored with nauseous, disagreeable, and incompatible drugs. Brown’s Iron Bitters is a strictly scientific medicinal preparation, recommended by the medical profession as a complete tonic, com- . posed of Iron—the great Btrengthener, cinchona Dark, and other valuable medicines so combined as to be pleasant to take, thorough in effect,and free from all the objectionable features of other Iron medicines. Brown’s Iron Bitters will not cause headache? constipation, and blacken the teeth as other Iron preparations will. Sufferers from weakness, lassitude, thin blood, sallow complexion, malaria, nervousness, loss of tone in the muscles or digestive organs, stiff joints, pain in the back, or kidney diseases, torpid or inactive liver, will find Brown’s Iron Bitters a reliable and effectual cure for same. Sold at si.ooa bottle by all dealers in medi- . cine.

FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF * CONSTIPATION. | lfo other dltutt Is so pr» vslont In this ooon. | E try as OoasOpetton, and no remedy has over « B equalled the «rt»W»d Kidney-Wort as s a eons. Whatever Ih* causa, however obstinate 5 the ossa, proper ess o t this remedy will J ovuroome 11. JJ \ DR IBQ THB distressing com- E B s ■ htOi plaint Is very api to be 3 ► oomplloated with oonatipatloa. Kidney-Wort «f " strengthens the weakened parts and qulekly ; » oraes sUklndsof Kiss even when phyahdana « C and medicines have before Ailed. * Orifyou have either of these troubles a pß l ok«i.|Ußß| - 5^,«.w, _ <^a ca Diamond one eenoolo lotyrlo or fancy article, TTTn no' improved boot beer ■ I M f.\ 25c. package makes 5 gallons D 4 A Avail# of a delicious, wholesome, I I sparkling Temperance beverage. Ask ••your druggist, or sent by mall for 25c. 0. E: HIRES, 48 N. Dcla. Are.. Philadelphia. BTITUTB ■ Established, H7lncorporated. f’i'braDV For the Cure ofCutrn, IgniMKßilim Turnon, I’lror«, NrrofaU end Bum Diseases, wllhoat the use of Untie or i.os* or blood, end little ptdn For TSCICTE: louHtt Miwjs sSmis bitsafxi:

*' £ '■'A ’■ Above is an exact portrait of MRS. SARAH J. VAN BUREN, DISCOVERER OF LADIES’TONIO A preparation which is uneyuaUef for Puri fyiK* the Phod and Toning Up the female System. Ladies’ rev : : i.i p-cnared bv Mr*. Van Buren!! at toe lr r \ St., Uu:.'a!o, N. Y., and bat beeea used succi " by I.V. es for year*. It i. a sure curt for nil Female Com; lainta, layer Fever, Ague. Scrofula, Stck Headai be, and oft we:,! 'lessen caused by those irrecu' lilies which are so com•non to womankind. 11: is is no J'a tent but is prepared by Mrs. Van lturen,after years of experience, and recommended by her, as she knows it will E ive new life to any broken-down ' worn-out or over-worked member of her sex. Wives and Mothers need something to assist: nature in holding her own under the constant strain which is constantly drar-mg them down-’ Mrs. Van llurcn answers an letters free. Send for Circulars. F° r ky Druggists. Price, sia» per bottlmT

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