Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 March 1882 — Not The Way to Do. [ARTICLE]

Not The Way to Do.

In localities where the extraordinary merifrof Dr. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla becomes fully known, it leads the sale of a|l other'remedies, and,although, in some in-stances,-eertain druggists have been known to recommend some other remedy as a blood purifieror strengthening tonic, by the Bale of which they make greater profit, nevertheless it is a fact that intelligent pereoris will not be thus persuaded, but will insist on the druggists procuring Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla, as it far excels all medicihes as a blood purifier, strengthening tonic, liver and bowel regulator, and kidney care. A trial will prove its merit as a general health renewer. Its princigal ingredients are Yellow Dock, arsaparilla, Juniper Iron, Buchu, Celery, and Calisaya bark, and it acts on the blood, liver, bowels, kidneys, and nervous system at one and the same time, rebuilding a broken down constitution as if by magic. Try one bottle. The New York Sun grows pommunicative on the Garflela-Chase letter business. Declining to discuss the letter on its merits, the Sun says that none of the theories as to what prompted its publication are true, and adds: “The Sun alone is responsible for printing the letter, although its publication may not have been a serious shock to the feplings of the stalwarts, or even to Mr. Blaine; and as for slanders and malice, they had nothing to do with it. No truth can be slanderous, however great a shock it may be to one’s prepossessions; and there never was any malice in the Sun toward Garfield.” -Whether there was malice or not, the shot seems to have gone wide of its mark. Is the Sun satisfied with the result? Mr. George M. Whiting. Middletown, 0., writes: “I was an invalid many years, suffering from general debility, nervous prostration, blood impurities, dyspepsia, painful urination, weak lungs, catarrh of the bladder, and extreme physical weakness. Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla has brought me out,and made me a sound, healthful, vigorous man. I can never say enough for this wonderful strength and .health restoring medicine.”

As ghastly a volume as has appeared in a long time is just issued from a Springfield, Mass., publishing house, and purports to be the work of Samuel Bowles in the spirit land. According to this chronicle a grand reception was accorded to President Garfield on his arrival “on the other side,” George Washington making the formal introductory speech while “tears, trickle through Garfield’s fingers.” Lincoln was present, arm in arm with Wilks Booth, and Benedict Arnold looked on unctuously. The language of the narrative rese.nbles that of Bowles about as closely ae the conversation of a shoulder-hitter does an oration of Demonsthenes. - Many persons are bitterly opposed to “patent medicines,” and will rarely use them at all. There is no doubt that many are worthless, yet a remedy that has stood the test for years, like Dr. Sherman’s Prickly Ash Bitters, and its sale and popularity increasing every day, must have merit or it would have disappeared long since. The Britton family, of German town Pa., are supposed to be the most persistant paupers in the country. Four generations from the old stock are now supported by the community. This legacy of indolence is not yet exhausted, but the Relief Association has laid its hands upon some of the youngest heirs, and compelled their attendance at school, hoping they will be educated to decline their inheritance as did one of their great-uncles, who broke away from his family, and become a useful citizen.