Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 28, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 March 1882 — Page 7

The Illnminator. The existence of good 1/N> TjbjA French Nation for the peoS pleofthiscountry is shown by the presentation of a >. IcSICyO colossal bronze figure of llVsi/ Freedom holding aloft the *=fm\ torch of Liberty. Beauty, v z'*'. pr II m with usefulness, is comV 5 I*, * A hined in this immense isl Sj I\\ work of art, as the bright, jje 'j |\ blazing torch will serve w J si the purpose of a beacon I /l || light in the harbor of New . f t jl «L Yoik. There ia another )1* p figure which will chal- ' | Jr: lenge larger praise and admiration than even the great work above ref-rred to. It is illustrated herewith, and represents the aged and worthy. St. jAcoß.holdingaloflinhis hand that beacon which will guide aright all sailing upon the sea of life, whose waters abound with the shoals and dangerous places of sickness and disease. The light it casts is designed to show that St. Jacobs Oil is the true and trusted means of keeping the body on its proper course, and of easing and “ righting it be unfortunately cast upon the shoals of rheumatism or other painful ailments. Thousands of grateful ones throughout the world have proved the value and felt the good of this Great German Remedy, and are glad to recommend it to all needing the services of just such a remedy. In this connection Mr. John S. Briggs, a well known citizen of Omaha, Neb., told a newspaper man that he was' terribly afflicted with an acute attack of rheumatism in his hack. The disease, which had been preying upon him for years had drawn him out of shape. He resorted to feVery remedy known to physicians, but found no relief until he tried St. Jacobs On.,oiie bottle of which effected a complete and radical cure. Another case may justify reference: , r A VETERAN SEAMAN’S TROUBLE. Editor Inter-Ocean, Chicago, III.: I.send you this, feeling that the information conveyed will be of material benefit to many of your readers. One Of our oldest citizens, Captain C. W. Boynton, the Government Light-house keeper at this point, is probably one of the oldest seamen in America, having sailed twenty-six years on salt water. After this forty-six years’ service his eyesight failed him and he kept the Light at Chicago until the Government built the Gross Point Light here, when he was transferred. While seated in my store this morning the Captain volunteered the following written statement: “ This is to certify that I have been afflicted with rheumatism for twenty (20) years both in my side and limbs. I am happy to sav that, after using less than two bottles of the St. Jacobs Oil, lam entirely free from pain, though still limping somewhat .when'walktng. from long force or habit. C. W. Boynton.” Referring to the foregoing facts, I might allude to numerous similar cases that have come to my notice, but “a word to the wise is sufficient.'’ John Goebki., Pharmacist, Evanston, 111

Anti-Liquor To come before the public with an absolute cure for drunkenness, or a specific to remove the desire for alcoholic stimulants, seems to many, we have no doubt, an absurdity; such is the case, nevertheless, and before offeringour medicine to the public we thoroughly convinced ourselves by actual experiment that it would do all we claim for it. Brown’s Iron Bitters, a complete non-alcoholic tonic, will not only remove all the nervous disorder and weakness remaining after excessiveindulgence caused by liquor , but will absolutely kill that desire for artificial stimulants that every intemperate man feels driving him to ruin. Brown’s Iron Bitters is also a remarkable and trustworthy remedy (having the confidence of the medical profession) for Dyspepsia, Indigestion, and all disorders of the nerves, muscles, and digestive organs. As a spring for ladies, all that need new life and rich blood, it is without an equal. Price|i.ooa bottle. Get the genuine.

I I OPIUM HABIT cured at lirtnie in 3 tf> 5 werks bv Dr LESLIE E KEELKY’S DOUBLE CHLORIDE of Gold Opium Remedy. Nosuffcint'. Moderate cost. For pai Honiara address E. N. Lewis, 163 Rundolj h. Room 55. Chicago,'lll. ftOQK A MONTH— Aponte Wen UJ—OObest K article* in the •worlri; 1 sample tree. Address Jat Bronson, DetrmMloh A GENTS WANTED for the Best asd Fastest "Selling Pictorial Books and Bikes. Price* reduced 33 p*- <»U NaU*o*fPabi*»hli„r (>

Why Burglars will Make Tracks.

A machinist of this place h£s invented a most ingenious burglar alarm, and when it is patented ItVill surely take the cake. A thread is tied to the trigger, after being stretched about the room. The ■ least contact with the thread pulls the trigger, which strikes a match, lights a wick fires off a miniature cannon and start a vociferous alarm clock. If this isn’t all the alarm you need then 1 you ought never to go to sleep. The death is announced at Vigo, Spsin, at the age of 103, of Nlcolo Granado, one or the last survivors of the first Napoleon’s famous "Old Guard.” He entered the army in 1800 and distinguished himself by acts of great valor at Austerlitz and Jena. Throughout the Peninsular camhe served bravely under the Viscount Abel Hugo, father of Victor Hugo At Lelpsic he won the Cross of Honor bestowed by the Emperor in person. He took part in the distrous march to Moscow; was one of the first to ralto rally round the Imperial flag on Napoleon’s return from Elba: ana was at the front in the jast mad charge at Waterloo. Since then he has dwelt in obscurity at Vigo, persistently declining any pension Tor his his services to France, Thrice married and thrice a widower he survived all ot his twenty eight children, and died in solitude*

Terrible Sufferings.

Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.: —lhave a friend who suffered terribly, f purchased a bottle of your "Favorite Prescription,” and, as a result of its use, she is perfectly well. J. BAILEY, Burdett, N. YDr. Pierce’s "Golden Medical Discovery” and "Pleasant Purgative Pellets” purify the blood and cure constipation. An amusing incident is related respecting J. Fennimore Cooper.: In 1844 the famous novelist wished to obtain an office under Governor Seward, of New York, but failed to get it. In consequence he was very bitter toward the Whigs. The Democrats of Cooper’s Town, the author’s mime, were organizing a political procession in that year, and Charles J. Stillman asked Mr. Cooper for a subscription toward defraying the expenses. Mr. Cooper gave him a check which, Without reading, he presented at the bank. The cashier asked Mr. Stillman if he had read the check, and he replied that he had not. The cashier then gave it to him and it read as follows: "Pay to the order ot Charles J. Stillman $lO, to beat the d d whigs with.”

Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.: —Dear Sir:—For many months I was a great sufferer. cotild afford me no relief. In 'my despair I commenced the use of your ‘ ‘Favorite Prescription.” It speedily effected my entire and permanent cure. Yours thankfully, Mrs. PAUL R. BAXTER, lowa City, la. A writer in a European paper gives the following enthusiastic description of Gen. SkobelefF: “When I met him in St. Petersburg he was young and handsome—as, indeed, he is still. He had a masculine and yet beauty, which neither time, nor fierce struggles, nor work, nor ambition has impaired They have, indeed, refined it. Tnough he was only an officer, with his spurs still unwon, he attracted the respect of meh and the love of women. There was something luminous and dramatic on his brow which seemed to mark him as one who was to do great deeds. Beneath the dandy you could see the hero.” If you are biilious, take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets,” the original "Little Liver Pills.” Of all druggists.

Another old story is being retold as a new one. A Washington special makes much of the statement that Da»a, of the New York Bun, recently told Mr. Hewitt, that the Morey letter had been offered to him for publication and rejected. The proprietors of Truth seize upon this report as evidence that they did not originate the letter, which they insist came to them by mail, and they censure Mr. Dana because he did not say the letter had been offered to him at the time. The truth of the matter is that Mr. Dana did «ay so, and the fact was telegraphed all over the country a few days after the Morey letter was published. But Mr. Dana might cause a ripple of excitement by announcing now who it was that offered him the letter. Clara Louise Kellogg is to receive $12,000 for singing twenty nights in Paris,—s6oo a night! No wonder she is in Jove with Dr. Bull’s Cough Byrap, the great remedy for coughs and colds,for what would she do without it, if she should be attacked suddenly by hoarseness ? The Philadelphia Star cries for the abolition of the phrase, “the presidential bee in his bonnet.” How will “the presidential itch” suit the fastidious Star?—lndianapolis News. That will make him get up and scratch. ' Osmun’s Prepared Cod Liver Oil and Lime, the best medicine for the lunge Bold by all druggists. —-RDr. Roger’s Vegetable Worm Syrup instantly destroy s worms and removes the secretions which cause them. Baker’s Pain Panacea cures pain in Man and Beast. For use externally and internally.

Fair Fasters in the Lenten Season.

Lent cannot always be advocated on the score of economy, and what is saved in the way of butter aud meats is more than counterbalanced in oysters* fish and other pleasant indulgences of th&Beason. In New York it is reported that Lent seems a season of feasting not fasting. Public aud private dinners abound, and ladies are busy attending lenten lunches where fish and salads are the chief viands. Without meaning to doubt the sincerity or piety of these fair fastens, who, it may be asked without offense, could not be something of a saint on oysters and shellfish of the Chesapeake, especially when prepared after the most appromethods?—Baltimore Sun. v-. _

Railroaders’ Relief.

The most comfortable Ticket Office 187 West street, New York, is presided over by Mr. C. V. V. Ward, who thus addressed one of our representatives recently: "Some months ago I had rheumatism in my right armband was unable to raise it. I was advised by a friend to use St. Jacobs Oil. I did so, and before the second bottle exhausted my arm was perfectly well.— Brooklyn Eagle. There seems to be a rage just now among people who are affleted with dyspepsia tp drink a glass of hot water before breakfast, says an Eastern paper. Astonishing cures are reported ; but on the whole it seems that the dyspeptics who are loudest in their praises of the hot water cocktail are the ones who have not yet tried it. They are about equally divided with the people who pratee the juice of two oranges in the morning. The man who praises the juice of apples before breakfast, and all the time lives numerously in New Jersey. The success of St. Jacobs Oil throughout the civilized world, is without a parallel.— Richmond ( Va.) Southern Planter and Farmer. The Mormon man marries overmuch and the Chinaman not enough, and, singularly enough, the country is asking them both to leave. John Buskin says in regard to protective tariff; "England has no right to complain, as she has lived lately in the daily endeavor to get as much out of her neighbors and friends as she could.”

Persons Who Sit all Day

In counting houses or In manufacturing establishments, inhaling close or impure air, are usually pale, and frequently emaciated. A tonic is what such people require. Operatives, clerks,'sales women and employers as well as employees, pinned to the desk by cares of business, derive irifinate good from Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, an admirable means of repairing the physical depletion, resulting from too close an application to their special avocations. Dyspepsia, constipation, bilious Irregularity, and premature decay are arrested by this invigorant and alterative, commended by physicians, and a standard article for twenty-five years past. Fever and ague is checked in its first approaches, and if the remedy is persisted in, entirely eradicated, wheD chronic by the Bitters. Rheumatic ailments are also arrested by its blood purifying and diuretic action.

How to Seeure Health.

If seems strange that anyone will suffer from the many derangements brought on by an impure condition of the blood, when Scovill’s Sarsaparilla and Stillingia, or Blood and Liver Syrup will restore perfect health to the pnysicial organization. It is indeed a strengthening syrup, pleasant to take, and has proven itself to be the best blood purifier ever discovered, effectually curing Scrofula, Syphilitic disorders, Weakness of the Kidneys, Erysipelas, Malaria; all Nervous disorders and Debility, Bilious comfilaints and all Diseases indicating an mpure condition of the blood, Liver, Kidneys. Stomach, skin, etc. It corrects indigestion. A single bottle will prove to you Its merits as a health renewer, for it acts like a charm, especially when the complaint is of an exhaustive nature, having a tendency to lessen the natnral vigor of th» brain and nervous system.

What Ails You?

Is it a disordeied liver giving you a yellow ekin or costive bowels; which have resulted in distressing piles or do your kidneys refuse to preform their functions ? If so, your system will soon be clogged with poisons. Take a few doses of Kidney-Wort and you’ll feel like a new man—nature will throw off every impediment and each organ will be ready for duty. Druggists sell both the dry and liquid:—Evansville Tribune.

Literary.

The April number of Demorest’s Monthly Magazine has four Easter cards or roses in oil colors, which are really gems of art, two steel engravings, and numerous illustrations. The contents are varied and interesting. “The Admiral’s Ward,” by Mrs. Alexander, grows in interest as it proJresses; “Society Life,” by Jennie une, is an excellent article, and twenty-four othe/s are not interior in merit. There are also “Current Topios of the Day,” “Work Table,” “Kitchen,” and “Fashions for Spring,” leaving nothing more to bs desired for a family magazine; aDd the price at two dollars a year places It within the i|each ofeveay family. Send name and address to Cragin & Co., Philadelphia, Pa., for cook book r ree. Use Reddings Russia Salve for cut* burns, chilblains, chapped hands* corny, bruises etc.

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Mensman’s Peptonized Bsef tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains blood-making, force generating and life-sustaining propertiesinvaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration, anq all forms of general aebllitp; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the results of exhaustion, nervous pros* trrttion, overwork or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. Rheumatism. There has been no medicine for Rheumatism ever introduced that equals Durang’s Rheumatic Remedy. It is as sure to cure as the seasons are to follow each other. Many of our prominent men here in public life have used it with great success. We unhesitatingly recommend it.—[Washington City Republican. Sold at all drug stores. Prioe, one dollar. Six bottles, live dollars. Write for free circular to the proprietor, R. K. Helpenstine, druggist, Washington, D. C. Those who use Carboline, as now improved and perfected, -the great Setr oleum hair renewer, are always lstlnguished by the beautiful erst texture of the hair produced [by the use of the most exquisite of all toilet preparations. If you are troubled with Biliousness of Constipation, use Dr. Whites Dandelion. It is the best Liver InvestlSator in use. Pint bottles only one ollar. Ten thousand letters have been received by the proprietors of the White Wine of Tar Syrup, from parties claiming to have been cured of consumption, by its use. Prioe 26 cents. Sold by all druggists. A son of the Rev. Robert Collyer is to be a candidate for the pulpit of the Unitarian church at Chelsea, Mass.

OUR OWH-IQ. no VALUABLE T BUT Ho. "If pen iri (offering from peer Health or .languishing on > bed of alokDSCStaluiobeee, 'for Hop Bitters will eare you. "If you are eltnplp ailing. If pee feel weak 'and dispirited, without eioarig koowiag •WS*. Hop Bitters will ReTlre yoa "If pom are s Minister, aM hare era* taxed yourself with poor passers) dntlea, *er s Mather, worn out with sera ana work. Hop Bitters will Restore yea* "If poo sre a mao of kraslasa* or iobowae ’weakened bp the strain of poor sissy dag 'duties, ot a man of iattass, selling sens four midnight work, Hop Bitters will Streagtbea you. "If poo are (offering from erer anting nr 'drinking, anp laduoretiM or Oiselpatla% *ar are ponog and growing too teat, aa la nr tenths ones, Hep Bitters will Release yoa# "If pen are la the workshop, on the farm, ■at the desk, anywhere, and leaf that poor 'system needs cleansing, toning, or rtissn latlag, without latwrloaklag, Hep Bitters is what yea aee4* "If poo aro old, and poor Mm thin and 'lmpure, poles feeble, poor nerves onotssdp 'and poor faculties waning. Hep Bitters will give yea mew life tad rigour. "HOP BITTKBB la an elegant, healthy, •and refreshing Savoring for sack roam ‘drinks, impure water, ate., rendering thrlm 'harmleaa, and sweetening the month, wad 41m

■ THE CREAT CURE * \ RHEUMATISM l :: “ ETv'SfSSr.'SSi^""'*’ ' It clean res the system of the acrid poison K |V that causes the dreadful suffering which N 8 only the victims of Rheumatism mn realise. < THOUSANDS OF CASES i 5 of the worst forma of this terrible dteeeee f Phave been qulokly relieved, In a short time l PERFECTLY CURED. B j fCICE, *l. LIQUID OR DRY, SOLD BY DRLCIOISTB. S W WELLO, RICHARDSON lL CO.. 7 I Can be gent by maiL Burlington, Vt. [5 PENSIONS. PAID sverr soldier disabled bp aeeidea* AaW” r otherwise. A WOUND of sap kind, lota of Ml# Bnger, tee or epe. ULi' l litiL If but slight; H diaoaass of Lungs or Varicose Velas give a Jk m ponaioa. Under new lav thouamnda art eafm m titled te sn increase of peaaion. Widowt. orm ■ phaaa end dependent father, or mothers of Hr I W aoldiors get s penaion. Send si stamps loroopp W l A Penaion and Dountp A«ts. Addroas. ■ liTta Pr H. Fitzgerald A Co., Claim Agonts. MMI Iwlndlenenolia. In<l7 Refer to Ind. Banking Co. m Hr end Prea’t Central Bank, both of Indianapolis, PATENTS o / A. LEHMANW. ” "*■ Solicitor of and ForeUoi Patents. Send for circular. ' Wawliington, D. C. 9. CHICAGO SCALE CO. ▼■l lbl South Jeferton Street. Chicago, 111. *-Too Wagon Scale, *4O; 4-Ton BOOi Detective," Send for Price LUI M—** IIIRAIFA l, '' ln:> I" tbe 11. 8. f.,r the monr,. !’BIH-B( l »b V LKieui uibK (akui h’K’o.. CIQHmWO. TerrlUirj tlDeh. t'a<u!sgu« MtV.i:.

PILES! PILES !! Thousands bless the PILE OINT* MENT. If yon suffer one day longs* it is your own fault, for Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment Is a sure cure foe Bleeding, Itching, Ulcerated or Pn> trading Piles. No matter how fens standing, Williams’ Indian Pile Oint» ment will cure you. Hon. Judge Coffinberry, of Cleveland, O.,says: "It cured me when all other remedies ftdled.” Fred. F. Allen, Troy.-N. Y.« says: "I suffered day and night with Itching Piles. S. O. Gleason, draw* gist, reocommended Williams* Ptjs Ointment, and it cured me at onceJ? Every Box is Warranted. TRY TR Sold by all JDragglsts, and sent by mail on receipt of Price, SI.OO perbox. Bend for Circular. HENRY A CO., Pmp’r, 30 DAYS TRIAL We will send on 30 Days’Trial DB. DYE'S OFLFBRATED ELECTRIC - VOLTAIC BELTS AND SUSPENSORIES. ■ aad other ELECTRIC APPLIANOEB TO MEN Suffering from Nervous Debility, Led Vitality, »4 Manhood > reealtUg tt*m Abase and ether Cause*, eorte eey ye* •oa afflicted with Rheumatism, Neural«ia Paralysis* Bpinal DiflraltkaI*ame Baek, Liver and Kidney Troablea, Ruptures, and other Dielasee of the Vital Organa. Speed/ fell es and ooaiplete reatoratlon to health guaranteed. These are the ouly Eleotrie Appliances that have erar beea oonstrasted upon Scientific principal*- Their thorough efleaoy has been practically proven with the **#t wonderful mooses. We have the test*atony of thottbanda who have beea quickly aad radically cured by tbelr use. An w* ask of any person la to (ire thorn a trial far 30 days aad he eoay iaoed* •end at one for XUastratod Pamphlet, giving all iafbratation free- Addreae VOLTAIC BELT GOMarshall, Mich.

FOITTZ’S HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS No Hobsp will die of Colic. Jioroer Lcxo F» VM, if Foote's Powders are mod In time. Foutit’s Powders willcnreand prevent HoaCwounu Footz’s Powders will prevent Gama iw Fowia Fonts'* Powders will Increase the onantltpof milk and cream twenty par cent., and makb the bottar firm and sweetFoote's Powders win cure or prevent almost l.rany Disaasa to which Horses and Cauls are subject. Fowtz’s Powders will diva baTiaraomox. Sold everywhere. DAVIS B. TOUTS, Proprtstsr. _ BALTIMORE, MP. PAINE’S AUTOMATIC ENGINES. Spark Arrsster. Sellable, durable and eeonomfeal, will furnish a horte power with one-third less fuel water than anp other entire bullt.net fitted with an automata eutroff. Bend for illustrated Oalalninie"!) 14” for information and prices. B. W. PAYNE A BONS. Box 138(1. Corning, N. XTemperance KEvontiTioar Publishes temperance literature, in shaem and price euiuxi to general distribution Dollar books for 5 cts. Monthly papers, to individual addressee, t> cts a year \Lk Idnds). Flans to sow whole towns with temperaaom literature the year round for a song. Also, "—-T of Hope good*, Including library and weekly pnpsgh ao cheap penny collection more than Imps Thirty-six column catalogue fro*. Bend ns rig Ot live temperance worker*, so we can reach thrums Address Ihe ” IEMPEKANCt HEVOcUIIOk." HB Madison eu, Chicago. JOHN ROOTS BITTERS MBl *pre Fever, Dumb Ague, Dyipepetn. Uw Of Kidney Coin pin lute, Lom of Appems Ileadaohe, Tyohold Bl'ioua and all kind* ot fever*. For fuller 1 formation address tbe ■MWBtaoturer FRANCIS ROOTS, Balfalo, W,T. Gnu at you droggi*u for a bottle. Benton, Myers A Co., Cleveland, and Moinaon, Plummer de Co,, Chicago, wholesale agents. ■ Diamond dyes. The Simplest, Ohsspest. aad most bnlliwn* Dyes ever made. One TO oeaft . ..r V. package will color mote foods then any 18 or Met. dye ever eold. Mpopniar colors, Any one oan eoior any fabric or fbocy artlelai. Bend for co lo r wan ted sad be convi need. Fancy cardau Ift PCMOinyO For HOUHERAi L*nm r tsvOlWlvO widows, fathers. mothers ew \ '•'iibtrsn. Thousands jet entitl'd. Pensions givme bt 111)1’’*' Hiasr.f finger,too.eve <,r rnpture.varietee vein. lAljn' , r imp IMecaee. Thousand* of pen,loner* aed m ’» entitled to IMKEAbK end BOUNTY. iB el PATENTS procured for Inventor,. KoldtefW iff M wornuiU procured, bunplit and sold. Soldier* IB ® ,,, ‘ < l ncirsapply for yn«r right* at nneo. Kendß I® OF-umi.* for‘'The C'ltwcn-Sotyler.” and Peuim Bag and lluuuty laws blank, end instruction*. Wa ■lll ewiveftgto thnnearda of IYr,hurra aad Client*. ■LI I Ad<ir<*** N. W.Vitzafirald&Cp.PmsioK Jk ffv FaTKXT Att/pa. ImcE~biXt.» fysekißatoci.Ll.at NEW RICH BLOOD. PARSONS’ PURGATIVE PILLS Make New, Rich Blood, and will imietitsselj whaago the blood la the entire system la throwausaths. Aim person who will take 1 pill each nqgnt tram 1 to 7 weeks mar be restored to sound boat to. If each a thlam he possible. Sold everywhere, or sens bp mall for let or stamps. I H JOHNSON *OO , Boston. Maes , formertp Bsngur Me. fTTTfe WICT improved root bkek i IK P.X 2*o- Pw»V"Ne make* 5 Kallona MlUaJUof a delicious, vholrdvuie, 1 1 Temperance beverage. Ask. ••your druggist, or sent by mall for 26c. C. E. HIRES, 48 H. Dela. Ave„ Philadelphia. HUD nOLLPGTQMi An el-wsmtas* pf cards fo-'-'threeoeatstamp. A.U.BAK-EFrTSeeanster.N.k• 1 » ■— * - - - YOUNG MEN I'r" would learn \«Mgrephp 1m a few month*, are be a* sttuktieo.addreas Vautartas Hunt . J<u,.*ville. Wla