Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 March 1882 — Jackson Township. No. 7. [ARTICLE]
Jackson Township. No. 7.
Bin. Editor: —Perhaps you Ewi't object to a N ewtouite joinM your staff of scribblers, so I Hi " ei »d you a budget of informa■n, not very important but none B true. Should it prove unjlßi’thy of your notice, just toss it 110 the waste basket, if that department of your “Sanctum” is stable of bolding anymore. But gßbusiiiess: Now the whole trouble |Hright here; Our neighborhood JHn great danger of decaying, or |Bitically speaking, is rot ton, every Hdv minds every body’s business* Hi no one has any business of sHir own, to see to; so at a glauce ■u oan see we are in a pitible rodition. There are some that H) more gifted than others, and,, gflmnke the “ring” complete, each B has their work to do. Now |mre is old Blue Coat, who thinks Hyone rogues or fools who won't 11 just to his directions, and every ■w married couple get their Hire of compliments fro .1 him Hi they are not of a chalk-and-Hter kind either, consequently H reverence him very much, as ■ would a dish of hot soap. Hen there Isold Mother Copper■ttora and her stepdaughter Mrs. Hriveltongue, who have apppoiid- ■ themselves a committee of tuo ■ investigate everyone’s charactei Hd hunt out all love making asRrs, and üblish them in the ■lot Grove Renegade. Said Bmmittee, like every other comHiation of rottenness, must have ■me assistants, one of whom is ■r. Sneak. His business is to Hen letters given him to post, get Hi the information he can,then slip Be letter into the office door box, ■ much unobserved as possible, 1 1 leave it for the P. M. to patch ■ and send off. (I ask Mq.
ames if he ever knew of such a Ise.) Sneak then hurries to his and in due Is information, the [pic of of conversation, while the arties implicated wonder how peole became so suddenly posted on Leir affairs. In last weeks Renegade we learn [at DaveHerrenjs “dad”, its a aughter, and Dave felt so big rer the affair that he was obliged borrow his fathers pants for a w days but he is all right now. Iso in the same issue we find tl.e Rowing article: In a certain base, not a thousand miles from are, where a mirr ed mple live, can be seei the mol to, What is home without u m ither?” [ave patience and it is likely your ome will be made perfect in due me. More anon.
KITCHUMATIL.
