Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 March 1882 — Page 7

f A CRABBED CREATURE. f That nature cares for and entertains her I k own has become an established fact to all I V observers. Who does not love the bound of ( 1 - the brightly scintillating waves 1 1 m leaping from the phosphorescent It m sea,as they break against theroeks || ¥ in th(?summer night until Nature 1.1 herself, weary of the operation, till ,Lr turns the sounding surf towards ■llfr k , the oppposite shore, leaving I U4\ J y stranded some badly-mutilated A snail, which wanders solemnly at on. Bohemian fashm fJr ion with all its Al worldly store upon ' its back. On the If IfF ' same beach may be -f ' found our crustacean edible the crab—whose chief Qy? apology lor exist- —" Cipffl- ing at all seems to to be its ability to u -a»g g furnish a delect able meal to fortunate bipeds. The crab being covered with a hard, im£snetrablc shell, it is not easy to molest or make im afraid; therefore he wages war in his watery world unceasingly when once attacked. Although tiny, he cannot be said to lie devoid of understanding, having ten legs to assist his locomotion; this, however, avails him little, for, when conquered, he never turns his back to his enemy, starting into a bold run, but, like many politicians during election time, slips off sideways. There comes a time in the life ofthis pugnacious fellowwhen the years bring him more bone and muscle than he can dispose of with comfort, and he finds himself in a very tight place; his shoes pinch him and he begins to realize the practicability of applying to Dame Nature for more room or a house in proportion to his increasing size. Nature slowly responds to the call; but in her own good time provides a new home, so that the enterprising little creature does not wander about homeless, but is provided for suitably, as was the old sailor, who dropped his rheumatism and crabbedness when he applied the Great German Remedy, St. Jacobs Oil. This last, however, may sound rather fishy to the skeptical reader, ana to such w r e would reply in language tbo plain to be misunderstood—in words illustrating facts that even the waves of time cannot wash away or scaly epithets affect. St. Jacobs Oil to-day has rendered the lives and homes of myriads of sufferers brighter than ever the electric light can, which people pause to admire along the way. Still more happily served than the old sailor was an invalid, wlio wrote thus concerning his case: “CROOKED HAERTEL.” Accept a thousand thanks for that “golden remedy.” I suffered for many years with rheumatic pain in my limbs. My legs were drawn together, and people called me “ Crooked Haertel.” I used St. Jacobs Oil and was cured, and now feel so well that I think I could dance, as in my young days. JgHN Haebtel, Fremont, lU.

PRICKLY BBSs The majority of the illt of the human body arise from a derangement of the Lirer, affecting both the etemesch and bowels. In order to effect a sure, it is necessary to remove the cause. Irregu- ' lar and Sluggish action of the Bowels, Headache,Sickness at the Stomach, Pain in (he Bach and Loins, etc., indicate that the liver is at fault, and that nature requires assistance to enable this organ to throw off impurities. Prickly Acta Bitter* are especially compounded for th is purpose. They are mild in their action and effective as a sure; are pleasant to the taste and taken sswily by both children and adults. Taken according to directions, they are a safe andpleasant curs for Dyspepsia, General Debility, Habitual Constipation , Diseased Kidney*, •tc., etc. 2< a Blood Purifier they are superior to any other medioins ; cleansing the system thoroughly, and imparting new life and energy to CAainvalld. It is a medicine and net an intoxicating; beverage. ask mi ouaeitT ro« ratuiT ah* rmu,

aid tak* no other. MUCH, fiLOO per Bottle. ■EVER BROS, t CO., - BOLE PROPRIETORS. It Laalf find Kadm> QUr. life FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF ° CONSTIPATION. I 5 Mo other disease Is so prevalent la th* ooun- § H try as Constipation, and no remedy has ever a equalled the oelebrsted Kidney-Wort as a Q K cure. Whatever the oauae.howevor obstinate 5 < the oass, proper use of this remedy will M overcome it. ■ DBR BTIS THIS distressing' com- 5 *“ a ■bUa<£Vs plaint is very apt to bo “ 5. complicated with oomtipation. Kidney-Wort <£ strengthens the weakened parts and quickly £ e cures all kinds of Piles even wheu physicians S and mSUdnes have before foiled. 2 Cylf you have either of these tronblea '* PRICE-$I . | USE r^rugsTsta^eTT ■amßlfaaa l EX-SOLDIERS of that wonderful paper, the World and Soldier, published at Washington, t). C. It contains stories of the Wsr, Camp I.lfe, Scenes from the Battle-field, and h thousand things of Interest to our country’s defenders. It lathe Seat soldier’s paper. . It contains all the iwb aud Instructions relating to Pensions ard Bounties for soldiers aud their heirs. Every ex-soldier should enroll his name under tbe World and Soldier banner at once. Eight pages, forty columns, weekly.il ayear. Sample free. Address World and Soldier Box 588. Washington. D. C. NEW RICH BLOOD. PARSONS’ PURGATIVE PILLS Make Mew. Blob Blood, sod will completely obaoci the blood In the entire system In three months Any person who will take I pill each night frem 1 to 1 weeks may be restored to oonnd heel th it inch e thin* be pouibla, Sold everywhere, or seat by mall for lei ipr stamps. 18 JOHNSON A OO . Boston. Ms, l , formerly Bengor He. EMPLOYM^NT^h™, which preferred; also amount wanted pei month for so, vlcea and expenses. Buaioeee bon,,n', easily operated. Write u«- SLOAN A CO. 306 Oeorge St. Cincinnati. O Hayden’s Modern School for Oditak. With ove> 100 Songs A Pieoea , . 75'cts. Circulars free. W. L. HAYDEN, Boston, Mass. OOLLKCTORS: An nUfipt «*t of car t-' v ihm«ntiUinp. H.G B \H -B r*T. Boob«6«r,lO

FARM AND GARDEN.

The first premijpm fowls of the fairs are hatched this month. Chester white pigs have increased in price in the past two years. Ordinary stable manure contains upwards of 70 per cent of water. Connecticut established the first agricultural experiment station in America. Poland China bigs are being sent from Illinois to Germany for breeding purposes. Separate all breeding ewes from the other sheep in the flock now until after lambing. Orchard grass, though suitable for orchards, can endure more sun and drought than blue grass. HoojLand horn shavings contain more than 25 times as much nitrogen as is contained in average stable manure. ' Onicns will soon be “the first on the ground,” closely followed by green peas. Now is a good time to sort out and select seeds. Sheep fed on dry feed are frequently troubled with sore lips. An application of sulphur and lard once or twice will generally effect a cure. It is stated that goats among the sheep afford them protection against dogs. The goat being pugnacious, attacks the dogs while the sheep escape. • The roads at this season are liable to be in bad condition. The horses feet need watching, and the owner should be careful to see that they are properly shod. Owing to the drouth of last summer the erop of white beans t?as very short in this country, and good American beans are now selling in New York at $4 per bushel. It is a mistake to allow sows to breed before they are at least a year old, as they are not sufficiently matured, and pigs from such are sometimes too weak to live.

Nearly all kinds of fruits do well on a mixture of superphosphate and wood ashes. Lime is not suitable for strawberries, but excellent around apple, peach and pear trees, For turning under a heavy sod there is nothing to equal a pair of good oxen. They may be a little slow at their work, but it will be well done if they are managed by a good driver.

Like the blackberry, the raspberry bears the fruit upon the cane of tbe previous year’s growth, which, after iruitflge, dies, the new cane coming forward for the next year’s crop. Old newspapers can be used to good advantage in poultry houses, stables, etc., by being pasted (double thickness) on the walls to keep out draughts. They can be easily removed afterward. Fine flowers require thoroughly rotted manuie and wood mould mixed, and tomato or other early plants can be grown in boxes, and afterward transplanted with better results with such a mixture. At a recent farmers’ meeting O. A. Judd said he had noticed that when cows aborted the premature calves had no bones, which led him to think that a deficiency of phosphate in the soil was one fruitful cause of the trouble.

If good clover or mixed hay is cut into half-inch lengths and steeped in hot water it makes an excellent, cheap and healthy food for. fowls in winter, and, as with cattle, a little linseed meal sprinkled on it adds to its virtue. As the influence of male animals is more strongly impressed on the offspring than that of the female, it is important that undue care be exercised in the selection of males for improvement. One with doubtful lineage should be avoided.

Dogs doing damage among sheep have been blessings in disguise iu some sections. The farmers were compelled for security to hurdle and house their sheep, the consequence being a greater profit from them and an increase of yield from the lands in crops. Cats on the farm do much damage in destroying useful hirds, and they often play with the chickens when the master is at home, but they do not forget to appropriate a young one or two occasionally when unobserved. They understand now to act much better than may be supposed. It is as necessary to use precaution in cutting off limbs from trees as amputating the leg or arm of an individual, and it can only be done safely when the tree has sufficient streugth to bear the shock. Trimming of trees should be done gradually, instead of cutting off all the diseased limbs at once.

Manure heaps that are thickly covered with snow will get a good leaching when the thaw comes. Those farmers who have gone to a little expense to protect their manure heaps will possess twice the amount of fertilizing properties as compared with those who have been careless in that respect. The following is another of the many cures that have been recommended for chicken cholera: Charcoal, oie pound; sulphur, one pound; copperas, half pound; calomel, ten grains; salicylic aold, one drachm. Grind to a line powder and give a teaspoonTul in moist meal toadozen fowls once a day.

TONY PASTOR IN TROUBLE.

Tony Pastor, of New York, who is now With iiis inimitable variety combination, making a tour of the principal cities of the Union, is recognized a the leading character vocalist and variety performer of the United States. He owns and runsaftrst-class theatre on Broadway, New York City, and has gathered about him the best troupe of variety artists that could be obtained. The compaay has just completed a brilliant engagement at the Walnut Btreet Theatre, Philadelphia, and after the tour they will apSiar in Tony Pastor’s own theatre in ew York City. Mi. Pastor is the originator of nis peculiar school of character siDging and has make himself immensely popular, having realized by his talent a large fortune. The writer of this article met Mr. Pastor recently at the Biugham House, in Philadelphia, aud found him as genial >n private as he is amusing before the public. During our conversation I inquired as to his physical health, and he replied that, notwithstanding tbe strain upon him in the discharge of his professional duties, it was excellent. He had occasionally severe pains, either the result of rheumatic attacks or colds, but any complaints of that character never troubled him long, as he had found out a remedy for all such annoying affections. I asked him what the remedy was, and he replied, “St Jacobs Oil.” I then learned from Mr. Pastor that he considered the Great Germap Remedy an excellent preparation for the cure and relief of rheumatism, and that it was about the only thing used among professional people for that distressing complaint. He took bottles of it with nim whenever he went traveling, and would not be without it, and knew that it was very popular with a number of members of nis own company, A conversation held subsequently with various members of the organization revealed the fact that St. Jacobs Oil had been performing most, invaluable service for them in the way of curing them of rheumatism. Nearly every artist in the troupe used it, and was enthusiastic in its praise, and the writer was really forced to the conclusion that Tony Pastor was certainly in luck in having so valuable an article known aud employed by his inimitably good coinpauy of performers, for it enabled every one to be always in his place, thus insuring comfort to the management aud genuine satisfaction to the public. Tony Pastor would certainly be in trouble without St. Jacobs Oil. At least, other managers whose artUts have been temporarily unsupplied, have noticed the difference between St. Jacoos Oil in stock and St. Jacobs Oil out of stock—among the membeis of their companies.—fN. Y. Clipper.

Mrs. LucyT. Coleman, of 0., writes: “For many years 1 have suffered from a complication of diseases. Dyspepsia, impure blood, and irregularities were my greatest troubles. I was also very nervous, and at times my heart ached most severely. I often suffered from heartburn, belching, nausea, etc., after meals. I was advised by my neighbor, Mrs. Longmore, to try Dr. Guysott’s Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. Having tried so many things I did so with very little faith. I was highly pleased to find it just the medicine I needed. It surely must contain some secret ingredients, for I cannot believe that simply Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla would create such a remarkable change as it did in my case. That queer sensation of bearing down and pain in the loin never troubles me any more at all.

Purify the blood and regulate the bowels, If you would have health. There is no remedy equal to the Prickly Ash Bittebs for this purpose,. They act directly on th' organs concerned, going to the scat of diseaseand driving it from the system. Nor do they stop here, but strengthen tbe system, giving It tone and action, rendering it much mors capable ofresisting all future attack©. Those who use Carboline, as now improved and perfected, the great petroleum hair renewer, are always distinguished by the beautiful t' f t texture of the hair produced ,by the use of the most exquisite of aU toilet preparations.

RESCUED FROM HEATH.

The following statement from J. Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass., is so remarkable that we beg to ask for it the attention of eur readers. He says: “In the fall of 1876 I was taken with a violent bleeding of the lungs followed by a severe cough. I soon began to loose my appetite and flesh. I was so weak at one time that I could not leave my bed. In the summer of 1877 I was admitted to the City HosEital. While there the doctor said I ad a hole in my left lung as big as a half dollar. I expended over a hundred dollars In doctors and medicine. I was so far gone at that time that a report went around that 4 was dead. I gave up hope, but a friend told me orDr. Wm. Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs. I laughed at mv friends, thinking that my case was Inmirahle, but I got a bottle to satisfy them, when to my surprise and gratification I commenced to feel better. My hope, oqpedead, began to revive, and today I feel in better spirits than I have the past three years. “I Write this hoping you will publish it, so that every one ufflicted with Diseased Lungs will be induced to take Dr. Wm. Hall’s Balsam for the Lungs, and be convinced that Consumption can be cured. I have taken twb bottles and can positively pay that it done me more good than all the other medicines I have taken since my sickness. My cough has almost entirely disappeared and I shall soon be able to work. Sold by druggists.

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r°T th* eur» of Ooubi, Oolda, How— — , Aathma. Bronchitis, Oronp, InJnuM, Whooplof Gooch, IneipleotConsumption,Co. Prioopair» aobottlo. BED-RIDDEN AND CURED. W. E. Huestis, of Emporia, Kansas, says that his wile had been sick nearly seven years, and for the last four months bed ridden. She has been treated by a number of physicians and only grew worse. Her attention was called to Dr. Pierce’s “Golden Medical Discovery” and ‘‘Favorite Preset iption,” which she cpmmenoed using. In one week she could sit up, aud In three weeks sha could walk about. By druggists. Howie GetWeil. Thousands of persons are constantly troubled with a combination of diseases. Diseased kidneys and costive bowels are their tormentors. They should knew that Kidney-Wort acts on these organs at .the same time, causing them to throw oft the poisons that clogged them, and so renewing the W’hole man. Hundreds testify to this. — Piltahurph Pant. Mensman’s Peptonized Beef tonic, the only preparation of beef containing its entire nutritious properties. It contains blood-making, force generating and life-sustaining properties; Invaluable for indigestion, dvspepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of general aebllitp; also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether tbe results of exhaustion, nervous prostrillion, overwork or acute disease, particularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Uakwell, Hazard & Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists.

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