Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 December 1881 — Inconvenient Affections. [ARTICLE]

Inconvenient Affections.

Texas ShtfUnga. “I hear, Bam, you are gwine ter lead ter de alter one of Austin’s fairest daughiers. Am dat de sac?” “Uncle Moee, hit am de sac dat I have been paying my distresses ter de lubly and accomplished Miss Matildy Flapjack, bat the tender relations dat hab desisted between ns am severed forebber, sab.” “Did she kick yer, Sammy, or did she only set the dog on yer?” “No, sah, she lube me yit, and she wanted me to call on her twice a day, sah, but she libs next door to de cullud lady who has a wash bill agin me, so I list made up my mind to transfer* my defections to some udder lady dat am. like Waoo, ■ah, more favorably located.”