Rensselaer Republican, Volume 14, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 October 1881 — JOCOSITIES. [ARTICLE]

JOCOSITIES.

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out at one dollar toward payrug toe ctering is what keepa a <fcu»cb teg^tt^r. An Irishman wrotoJhus to the wife tell him not to glvy ldmseif any -concurrun aboot it. wrn ?rj a^fT A good-for-nothing fellow left his wife in a great rage, felling her that he would never oome till ha »»« ridi home druse innwbeefta*i«rwatrr b-rro*

No man can go to heaven o*« wither man’s goodness. Kvary .ticket of adpolorad -thfnksiv “No gontlemair ad* l^ej—P*t l£ll U ty wS # na^ te?”; "Know him is ftl itfh i

She knew him: “Do you resJdti4fi r this city?” asked a masked marr* of a masked lady at a asasktob party: thA other evening, He felt sick when she wid to hhn, in a4'ow vbihe, **Don’t be a fool, John, I know yert by the, tart on your thumb.” It was his wif?- • “I don’t Charlie,”' me think of aottKno." It was appar- >. ently an innocant and rathqr poetic remark, bat It cost CnkHfebhe dollar and fifty oen*s for a fresh bottle of haihdyr. < A ellixen of New*Mexico being Informed that la <hik abseiise a panther had attacked his wife,:and ■ that aha, bad beaten ofrand'kiitedTihe ’animal merely shrugged hiMhtfakfers andaaMui yOU Ktsf- rw i *-.* -r-i.-r -fT

-. no w fiav+Ti v?d'f j ] >;• A Victim of domestic infelicity, wb,, is in (he hahft of dreaming, dhdnlcf never go to sleep tn chdroin «3ffilSsi?;.a!S«&BS£ when a venerable mwfther excitedly yelled, “Here, now! drop'the skillet, did woman!’’ { j A t;U} - « “Copie here, my little fellow,” said a gentleman hi-a yonngsli# l tfPEvtf yean, while tiltinglfrrt large oompany were assembled, “do you know me?*’ “Y^fUltl^lr'. • l *'Wnw ami? I>»t me-boas.V. “You is the inanwho kithed mamma, yrjffifx papa