Rensselaer Republican, Volume 13, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 July 1881 — A Hueband’s Revenge. [ARTICLE]

A Hueband’s Revenge.

Free press. A Detroit man detected his wife and a neighboring man planning an elopement. He allowed them to proceed undisturbed to a certain point, and then called in a policeman. The result is thus related; 'He took a lamp and led the way to the vkoodshed. The neighbor, dressed in his Sunday suit, was tied up in one .corner, and the recreant wife occupied an empty dry goods boy in the other. «“Got ’em last night at 9 o'clock,” said the husband, “and I’ve put in the whoi? day telling ’em what I think of such business. Guess I’d better let ’em off now, hadn’t IW Tile officer thought so, and the neighbor was released, led to the ddor K and the husband said: “Now you trot, and if you ever try to run away with my wite again I’ll—l’ll be hanged if I don’t go and tell your .wife about it!’.’ He then*turned to his wife,\untied the cords, and said: “I guess you feel ashamed of this, and there ain’t no need to say any more about it. I ain’t very mad this'time, but ifyoutryit again there’s no knowing what IJ® ay do.” “Well?” gasped the officer, as' he drew a long breath. “Well, didn’t. I git ’em?” chuckled the husband, in proud delight. “I may look like a spring chicken, but I’m no fool, and’ don’t you forget it!” The Indian Method of Treatment. Enreka (Net.) Sentinel. On Tuesday last, early in the morning, four bucks were seen carrying a comely squaw over Clark street hill. The squaw was tied hand and foot, and appeared as recounciled to her fate as an Egyptian mummy. In answer to a question as to what they were doing wjth the prisoner., a sturdy buck, whose cheeks were daubed With’a brilliant red, replied; “Bad squaw; heap ruif away from husband for some other fellow. Take him back to camp and whip him. He po run away again.”'