Rensselaer Republican, Volume 13, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 July 1881 — A Mongolian Education. [ARTICLE]

A Mongolian Education.

Brooklyn Eagle. “Hay, John, can you pay me that bill?” asked a soap and starch man of a Fu'ton street laundryman. “Can’t pay any billee. Slumblody stealee my books. Melican man losee blocks no payee. Raisee .row. Say clan’t find clounts. Chinaman allee samee.” “What do you mean, you wall-eyed heathen? Going to pay that bill or not?’’ “Me no payee. Me allee timee likee bload of edleclation. Allee time raise raise heilee, slend money and loose blocks. You findee blooks me payee.” “Where’ll I find your books, old'chop slicks. You pay up or J’U bounce you-” « - ? “You no bounces me. You steward and liar I You make me mad :> ChinaSan flree you out Jossdr did quick. elican man spend money,makee asse of self, and hiree man to stealee blooks. Chinaman allee samee. Me s defaulter. Me bussee up. You gettee committee investigate. Chinaman sile samee Melican man. Kiya!” 1 . They arean imitative race—the Mongolian—but they don’t thoroughly un-’ aerstand the American - methods of business. An individual can’t do what a corporate body can, and the Chi na man will find it out some day.