Rensselaer Republican, Volume 13, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 May 1881 — A Losing Joke. [ARTICLE]

A Losing Joke.

JVM complaining of her continued ill u “d inability to cure her “try Hop Bitters!” The lady took it ln Md used the Bitters, from which she obtained permanent health. She now laughs at the doctor for his Joke, but hefonotso well pleased with It. as it cost him a good patient.—Harriaibwrg Patriot. j A Brooklyn society has decided that the only way to secure cheap rente is to shoot the landlords. Bls now in order for the landlords to resolve that the only te secure good tenants is to shoot the bad ones

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