Rensselaer Republican, Volume 13, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 January 1881 — Anxious to Rise. [ARTICLE]

Anxious to Rise.

Daily Journal. , There’s plenty of room up stairs, as Daniel Webster once -said to It young lawyer anxious to rise, but despondent ofhlschancetodoso; but no one need injure* himself either ha climbing the stairs of fame or those of his own house or business place. The following is to the point: Mr.-John A. Hutchinson, Supt. Downer’s Kerosene Oil Works, Boston, Mass., writesl Mr. Patton, one of our foremen, in walking up stairs'last week sprained his leg badly. I gave him a bottle of SL Jacobi Oil to try. He used it and almost an instantaneous cure was effected: “What is the first thing to be done In case of fire?” asked Professor Stearns. “Sue the insurance company,” promptly answered the boy atthe foot of the class, whose father hud been burned cut onoe or twice. “Lot’s take a drink,” said one man to another. “Never again. After the fright I had yesterday I sha’n’t drink another drop.” “Why, what’s the matter?” “Last evening, after taking a few glasses, I went home, and as I entered I saw my wife double.” Women that have been given up by their dearest friends as beyond help have been permanently cured by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. It is a positive cure for all female complaints. Send to Mrs. Lydia E. Piukn&m, 233 Western avenue, Lynn., Mass., for pamphlets. The trouble about taking a medicine warranted to cure all diseases is that it may not know exactly what is wanted of it, and in that case'it will go fooling around in the system trying to cure you of some disease you have not got. Disorders which Aflfeet the Kidneys \re Mu>i.g i lie moat formidable knowu. D abets*, Brig'.i'* JlMut, [rtvjl aid other complaint* of the uriua*y organs are cot ordinarily eared In mvere oeaee. br.t tli'ty m<y be averted by timely midlcation. I useful st'm :!uut us the uriuarv glan 1* has ever bees found la II > 'cter'e St m teh bit en, a medicine which ant ouly a Vdi the reqaiaite *llololll* wlim they bee joi • taacrive, but lucre ieej their vigor and secretive pw-r. Be 1 irre wring the activity of the ki i<»y. aiul M. 111.1 r. li.i. medicine hu the addit’ona! ell-vt «'f et[>el itijr from the bfo >d impurltt* which it is the prc-i’iar of thaw organa to eliminate and pa a..ff Tlie timer* n also a purifier and drenK'h uer of t: e bowel., an inrigoranl of tha alomat-h, and a matchless ranted» for biflonsD-as and f. reran ague. It counteracts a tend-ncy to premature d ctj an l aualaiui .ltd ccmfo.it* the aged asd •nfirin. The man who has not anything to boast of but his illustrious ancestors is like a potuto—the only good belonging to him is under the ground. You can live on Malt, sleep on Hops, resist ague and malaria with Calisaya, and enrich the blood with Iron. In short, you can fintj new life in Malt, Hops, Calisaya and Iron, as every druggist will tell you. We are fond of those who have given us pleasnre, not that we have anything to say, but because the subject is pleasing- < A beacon in distress is “Dr. Sellers’ Cough Syrup,” the most efficacious remedy for coughs, colds and whooping cough. Price 25c. A Harlem minister, while marrying a couple recently, is reported to have been rather disconcerted on asking the bridegroom if he was willing to take the young lady for his weddea wife, by his scratching his head and saying, “Yes, I’m willing; but I had a much sight rather have her sister.”